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  • FrankZFrankZ Barred

    A Roman fighter consumed his wife. He said he was glad 'e ate 'er...

  • FrankZFrankZ Barred

    WELCOME TO PAGE 864 - REALLY I"M TAKING A BREAK NOW, WELL PROBABLY !!

  • MrEdMrEd Member

    @FrankZ said:
    If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

    This doesn't apply for Celsius though...

    Thanked by 1FrankZ
  • MrEdMrEd Member

    @FrankZ said:
    I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fat bits.

    Totaly me, but I have Galaxy Watch :D

    Thanked by 1FrankZ
  • MrEdMrEd Member

    @FrankZ said:
    My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg.

    I would say opposite would shock much more :)

    Thanked by 1FrankZ
  • chitreechitree Member

    @FrankZ said:

    lol

    Thanked by 1FrankZ
  • chitreechitree Member

    @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:
    If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

    This doesn't apply for Celsius though...

    or Kelvin

  • chitreechitree Member

    PAGE 864!!!

  • chitreechitree Member

    @FrankZ said:
    The man who discovered copper died penniless.

    how sad

    Thanked by 1FrankZ
  • chitreechitree Member

    @FrankZ said:
    I have given up on my stand up comedy routines. Everybody just keeps laughing at me.

    lol lol

    Thanked by 1FrankZ
  • MrEdMrEd Member

    @chitree said:

    @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:
    If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

    This doesn't apply for Celsius though...

    or Kelvin

    Even more in Kelvin :)

  • chitreechitree Member

    @MrEd said:

    @chitree said:

    @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:
    If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

    This doesn't apply for Celsius though...

    or Kelvin

    Even more in Kelvin :)

    wonder what the world would be like if we all used Kelvin

  • zlxzlx Member

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  • zlxzlx Member

    Hi, I would like to double the bandwidth. Order Number: 9824198448
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  • SillyGooseSillyGoose Member

    Too active to be true!

  • FrankZFrankZ Barred

    @zlx said:
    Hi, I would like to double the bandwidth. Order Number: 9824198448
    Thanks!

    @dustinc

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  • FrankZFrankZ Barred

    @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:
    If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

    This doesn't apply for Celsius though...

    Not sure about that as it would just be extra hot.

  • FrankZFrankZ Barred

    @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:
    My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg.

    I would say opposite would shock much more :)

    @chitree said:

    @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:
    If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

    This doesn't apply for Celsius though...

    or Kelvin

    @MrEd said:

    @chitree said:

    @MrEd said:

    @FrankZ said:
    If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

    This doesn't apply for Celsius though...

    or Kelvin

    Even more in Kelvin :)

    Yep, you are right on this one with the kg/lbs being backwards for the joke. I stand corrected
    Regarding Kelvin, I'm not going to buy that one, not because you are wrong, but mainly because I have never seen Kelvin on a bathroom scale.
    Of course, as always, the input is appreciated. Thanks guys (assuming gender)

  • FrankZFrankZ Barred

    @chitree said:

    @FrankZ said:

    lol

    I really liked this one as well. :+1:

  • FrankZFrankZ Barred

    @SillyGoose said: Too active to be true!

    😂😂

  • chitreechitree Member

    GO HERE https://www.racknerd.com/NewYear

  • chitreechitree Member

    @FrankZ said:

    I have a “sixth sense”

    If you notice me whining, trying to hide, or otherwise acting erratically, chances are, something bad is going to happen, like a thunderstorm. I just know these things. Call the local weatherman and say you know someone better for the job.

    the local weatherman, hah

  • chitreechitree Member

    @chitree said:
    40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

    who knows the last time I've had a happy meal...

  • chitreechitree Member

    @FrankZ said:
    Two wifi engineers got married, the reception was fantastic.

    sounds like it

  • chitreechitree Member

    @FrankZ said:
    The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP.

    you really tore that one

    Thanked by 1FrankZ
  • FrankZFrankZ Barred

    @chitree said:

    @FrankZ said:

    I have a “sixth sense”

    If you notice me whining, trying to hide, or otherwise acting erratically, chances are, something bad is going to happen, like a thunderstorm. I just know these things. Call the local weatherman and say you know someone better for the job.

    the local weatherman, hah

    Actually, I am a respected local weatherman. I get it right more than 75% of the time. The most amazing of my long term predictions is that it will rain during Christmas week, which is what would be considered the dry season here.
    I've been right 19 out of the last 20 years.

  • FrankZFrankZ Barred

    A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

  • FrankZFrankZ Barred

    Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? They looked at the reviews. Only 1 star.

  • FrankZFrankZ Barred

    Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone and you should be fine.

  • FrankZFrankZ Barred

    My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.

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