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I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
I've always had an irrational fear of speed bumps. But I'm slowly getting over it.
Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries
The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well.
I truly hope there is a stairway to heaven because I have a fear of elevators...
If they don't call the next Fast & Furious film "Fast10 Your Seatbelts" I'm going to be furious.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
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You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.
One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my salad?"
I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar.
I got a job in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging.
Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
An old woman at a wedding told me that I'm next... so I said that to her at a funeral.
The best part of being married on Valentine's Day is having all your expectations fulfilled. Because you have no expectations.
Don't go through that door that mysteriously opened all by itself in that 300 year old hotel with a tragic past.
Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just blow the leaves at each other's houses, right?
I always wanted to learn to procrastinate... just never got around to it.
If a woman has fallen – an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her.
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?