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  • Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!

  • Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked. So basically it's like putting a condom on my kid's head.

  • WELCOME TO PAGE 742 - NICE TO BE BACK !!!

  • @MrEd said:

    @chitree said:

    You can eat the stickers on fruit.

    The adhesive used for fruit stickers is FDA-regulated, and paper is edible. However, don’t forget to wash it first.

    Didn't know that, but anyways I wouldn't eat them :) Its not hard to peel them off :)

    I also would not eat them :)

  • Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

    During an experiment conducted on four captive gorillas, scientists observed a difference in behavior. Peak sexual behavior was observed during menstruation rather than after.

  • When the first Star Wars movie came out, France was still executing people with the guillotine.

    The first Star Wars movie, Episode IV, came out in 1977. France used the guillotine for capital punishment until it was abolished in 1981.

  • Queen Elizabeth II owns the swans in England.

    Not only does she own generations of corgis, but this monarch also co-owns most of the geese in England. Why? Swans are the British royal family’s symbol. As of the 12th century, a legislation was passed stating that all mute swans were ownership of the Crown. In the 15th century, two other entities were entitled to the swans in River Thames.

  • During World War II, the Oscar awards were made of painted plaster.

    The prestigious Oscar awards were made of painted plaster for three years following the metal scarcity of WWII. After the war, the Academy offered to replace the plaster figures for gold-plated metal ones.

  • Here's to alcohol, the cause of – and solution to – all life's problems.

  • Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

  • The inventor of autocorrect in a mobile phone has died. Rest in Peas.

  • For every non-porn webpage, there are five porn pages.

    Whether that’s part of the fun facts is up to you or not, but 30% of all data transferred across the Internet is porn.

  • Napoléon Bonaparte’s penis was stolen.

    Posthumously, if that makes it any better. The genitalia was removed from his body by his doctor during autopsy. Allegedly, it was given to a priest in Corsica. However, his junk was not properly preserved, so now it has been compared to dried leather and beef jerky. It was first displayed in a museum in 1927. Currently, the daughter of a urologist (who bought it for US$3,000 to keep under his bed) keeps it. Bids for the shrivelled genitalia have reached US$100,000.

  • M&M’s stands for “Mars & Murrie’s.”

    The two ‘M’s on this candy staple represent the names of Forrest E. Mars Sr., (founder of Newark Company), and Bruce Murrie (son of Hershey Chocolate’s president William F. R. Murrie). One of the little-known fun facts about M&M’s is that it’s made with Hershey’s chocolate. Another fun fact? It’s a copycat product! Mars only had an idea for the product from seeing its British predecessor, Smarties.

  • Millions of trees were estimated to be planted by squirrels that forgot their buried nuts.

    Dreamworks’ Ice Age franchise may not be fully accurate, but it sure got one thing right: Squirrels love burying their nuts.

  • A pound of houseflies contains more protein than a pound of beef.

    Another little-known fact (Or maybe, just one we don’t want to acknowledge) about insects is that they are a very rich protein source. So much so, that sustainability advocates are calling for insects as a meat substitute.

  • A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.

  • What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off.

  • What does Jeff Bezos do every night before bed? He puts his pajamazon.

  • If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?

  • We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

  • It's the freaking weekend, find a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory and a murder to solve.

  • What do you call a Camel with 3 humps? Pregnant!

  • Not all math puns are terrible. Just sum.

  • If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

  • For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

  • Nothing is impossible. The word itself says "I'm possible."

  • I childproofed the house… but they still get in!

  • I need some music for this party.

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