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Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items.
In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.
25% of a human’s bones are in its feet.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
The 5th of January, right after you and Dustin announced France was back in stock I jumped on it.
We are not exactly the typical Mexican family when it comes to religion. The majority of Mexicans are Catholic and celebrate Christmas on Dec 25th. My family has been Orthodox since before one side my grandparents came over from Russia, through Ellis Island, and then settled in northern Mexico around 1900. Orthodox Christians still follow the Julian calendar, where most other people use the Gregorian calendar. This is the reason that traditional Christian holidays are celebrated on different dates by Orthodox Christians. So Christmas is on January 7th. We also have a few different ways to celebrate. See below video
When they were young I told the kids that one of the advantage of being Orthodox, and celebrating Christmas on January 7th, was that we could buy more presents for them because of the after traditional Christmas sales. I expect that this was one of the reasons that the family has stayed Orthodox through the generations.
It does surprise most people unfamiliar with Mexico that many Mexican families can trace their roots back to various countries other than Spain. There are plenty of families that have Russian, German, French, English, Syrian, Lebanese, Jewish, Chinese, and African ancestors from more that 100 years ago. All mixed in with various indigenous tribes that were native to pre-hispanic Mexico. My wife's side of the family traces back to France as another example.
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If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
I am so poor I can't even pay attention.
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
A woman never wakes up her second baby just to see it smile.
Heard about the drug addict fisherman who accidentally caught a duck? Now he's hooked on the quack.
This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture... I told her I'm just looking for matches.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
There are two rules for success: 1) Don't tell all you know.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
Don't worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn't be lost much longer.
Took my dog to a bonfire and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realized he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys.
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was. It was a complete guess, but I was right.
I knew a guy who was going to open a pastry shop. But he couldn't raise the dough.