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The fir tree, often used as a Christmas tree, has soft needles and a pyramid-shaped crown
DAD JOKES
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
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My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
There are about a million ants per person. Ants are very social animals and will live in colonies that can contain almost 500,000 ants.
Eucalyptus trees are known for their aromatic leaves and are commonly found in Australia
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
DAD JOKES
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.
Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.
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My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Baobab trees, native to Africa, have a distinct swollen trunk and are adapted to arid environments
The willow tree's bark contains salicin, a compound used in the synthesis of aspirin
Baobab trees can store large amounts of water in their trunks, enabling survival in dry conditions
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I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
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“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
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What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
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I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Cypress trees are tall and slender evergreens, commonly planted for ornamental purposes
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
In every episode of “Seinfeld” there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Ginkgo biloba trees are renowned for their fan-shaped leaves and are considered living fossils
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
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My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
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I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!