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Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
Jim Henson first coined the word “Muppet”. It is a combination of “marionette” and “puppet.”
The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896.
The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.
The apple tree is cultivated for its delicious and nutritious fruits, enjoyed in various culinary dishes
The silver birch tree has distinctive white bark and is often planted for ornamental purposes
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My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
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When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Palm trees, with their tall trunks and fan-shaped leaves, are characteristic of tropical and subtropical landscapes
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After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
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Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
The maple tree is famous for its vibrant autumn foliage, ranging from red to golden hues
The holly tree is known for its spiky leaves and bright red berries, symbolizing the holiday season
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My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
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I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
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“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
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“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
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My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
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Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
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"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a “palindrome”.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
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One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.
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I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
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I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
One in every 9000 people is an albino.