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• jgo24 Member

  July 2023 edited July 2023

  @ADTAQ said:

  ADTAQ VPS AND DISCOUNT CHILDREN'S APPAREL

  The industry leader in posts that make you laugh but not actually buy anything™

  

  Summer has officially shed the light on our otherwise dreary existence as VPS bargain hunters and filled our souls with hope and optimism that maybe, just maybe, this will be the season that the credit card number I swiped from the rich looking guy at Papa Murphy's might actually work to get me a new VPS.

  Theys and thems are taking to the beach, eager to share their most recent surgical alterations with the rest of us so we can realize just how unimportant and vanilla we really are, while teachers and government officials watch on to ensure everyone can be taught to be just as empowered as they/them are.

  But enough about the warm weather and them/they enjoying it already, THERE ARE DEALS TO BE HAD!

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  STORAGE VPS HALF OFF

  Maybe you've heard that ADTAQ VPS sells a totally different product than the other lower cost providers. One that, you know, works and stuff. Perhaps you were tempted to experience this insanely fast performance yourself, but just couldn't pass up your daily Grimace's Birthday Meal even once, leaving you $5 short.

  Well guess what you fat piece of shit, TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!

  For the next 7 days we will be offering 50% off our immensely popular Storage VPS products. Great for DoS'ing people and seeding public domain educational material via Bittorrent, these VPSes are a bargain at twice the price, but instead, for the LET faithful, we are going down!

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  STORAGE 1
  1 Dedicated vCPU
  1 GB RAM
  1 TB FAST RAID6 Disk
  Dedicated 2.5 Gbit Internet Connection
  3000 GB of Premium Bandwidth
  Full Root Access
  1 Dedicated IPv4
  VNC Console Access
  Install any OS and Manage Reverse DNS with our Virtfusion Control Panel
  $10/mo $5/mo FOREVER w/ coupon GRIMACE
  ORDER NOW - INSTANT DEPLOYMENT

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  STORAGE 2
  2 Dedicated vCPU
  2 GB RAM
  2 TB FAST RAID6 Disk
  Dedicated 2.5 Gbit Internet Connection
  6000 GB of Premium Bandwidth
  Full Root Access
  1 Dedicated IPv4
  VNC Console Access
  Install any OS and Manage Reverse DNS with our Virtfusion Control Panel
  $20/mo $10/mo FOREVER w/ coupon GRIMACE
  ORDER NOW - INSTANT DEPLOYMENT

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  Will this Storage VPSes be really shitty and oversold as I have come to expect?!1

  Unfortunately no, that's just not what we do. Here's a YABS from a VPS on our platform:

  root@benchwarmer:~# ./yabs.sh -5
  # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
  #              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
  #                     v2023-04-23                    #
  # https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
  # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
  
  Thu 30 Jun 2023 04:16:33 PM PDT
  
  Basic System Information:
  ---------------------------------
  Uptime     : 0 days, 21 hours, 37 minutes
  Processor  : Intel Core Processor (Broadwell)
  CPU cores  : 2 @ 2194.916 MHz
  AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
  VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
  RAM        : 1.9 GiB
  Swap       : 0.0 KiB
  Disk       : 2.0 TiB
  Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 11 (bullseye)
  Kernel     : 5.10.0-23-amd64
  VM Type    : KVM
  IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline
  
  fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50):
  ---------------------------------
  Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
    ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
  Read       | 130.16 MB/s  (32.5k) | 1.85 GB/s    (28.9k)
  Write      | 130.51 MB/s  (32.6k) | 1.86 GB/s    (29.0k)
  Total      | 260.67 MB/s  (65.1k) | 3.71 GB/s    (57.9k)
             |                      |
  Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
    ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
  Read       | 7.85 GB/s    (15.3k) | 690.09 MB/s    (673)
  Write      | 8.27 GB/s    (16.1k) | 736.05 MB/s    (718)
  Total      | 16.13 GB/s   (31.5k) | 1.42 GB/s     (1.3k)
  
  iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
  ---------------------------------
  Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
  -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
  Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 1.25 Gbits/sec  | 688 Mbits/sec   | 138 ms
  Scaleway        | Paris, FR (10G)           | 989 Mbits/sec   | 809 Mbits/sec   | 149 ms
  NovoServe       | North Holland, NL (40G)   | 1.16 Gbits/sec  | 1.15 Gbits/sec  | 145 ms
  Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 895 Mbits/sec   | 755 Mbits/sec   | 224 ms
  Clouvider       | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 1.92 Gbits/sec  | 368 Mbits/sec   | 65.2 ms
  Clouvider       | Dallas, TX, US (10G)      | 2.22 Gbits/sec  | 1.80 Gbits/sec  | 63.3 ms
  Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 2.63 Gbits/sec  | 2.01 Gbits/sec  | 37.1 ms
  
  Geekbench 5 Benchmark Test:
  ---------------------------------
  Test            | Value
                  |
  Single Core     | 764
  Multi Core      | 1431
  Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v5/cpu/21280440
  
  YABS completed in 6 min 33 sec
  

  The people on Trustpilot seem to feel the same way but fortunately if it's garbage performance you are looking for there are plenty of other companies to choose from.

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  I still don't want to buy anything but wouldn't mind spreading the word, what should I do?

  WRITE A REVIEW and get a free month's service. This way you can have a premium Storage VPS from the best provider on the market without having to actually pay for it. It's like credit card fraud but with less jail.

  That's all for now. Looking forward to the many new abuse emails this promotion is sure to produce.

  For more about ADTAQ:

  Our Website: www.adtaq.com
  Looking Glass and Speed Tests: https://lg.adtaq.net

  It looks interesting. Can i have a trial for a day??