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Chill, man. No one made fun of you, it's an open forum and if you don't get what you want it doesn't mean other people can't share a joke and have fun. But if you insist and send me such PMs...
Smart people were busy.
I politely refuse to fuck your mouth, because it would disrespect me.
Me and Yura co-founded EHL in pursuit of changing the entire industry, we also brought in ITLabs as lead developer for his proficiency in PHP 5.2. Let's face it, between SolusVM and all alternative products, the industry is as stale as a Dorito sitting inside your car for a week during summer time. In due time, you'll see EHL being the dominant company in the cloud industry, with our industry leading cloud services. If you'd like to chat, add me on Myspace.
double post bc vanilla is deluxe
oof btw
PMS detected.
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I'm polite with you. You weren't polite with me.
Sir, just simply send a pigeon with a note attached to our corporate address and we assure you; we can solve any problems you have with EHL.
Looking forward to that, I'd like to pay you in advance for the first 10 years for 100 nodes can you send me an invoice?
Our corporate address is available in my signature, simply send a check within an envelope for $10,000 via pigeon.
Pigeon is fast, my man. But our Tom isn't even capable to click a link in a signature, using pigeons is too advance. Will refund him after the last woothosting client...
I'll go ahead and void the contract after I refund our HostMyBytes former clients then, minus our standard 90% setup fee.
We always take care of our clients at EHL.
mm... better wait a little more for the PHP6.0 code rebase ;-)
Don't listen to him! Sign up only via @SirFoxy and my signatures. Any other orders will not be refunded.
I won't listen to him!
I've signed up and the pigeon is on its way with the money.
Please note we also keep the pigeon as part of the processing fee, thanks.
SirFoxy,
Chief Executive Pigeon Manager (EHL)
First he's mad about you making fun of him, now he's offering you oral sex? This thread got weird fast.
My guess would be as good as anyone's else but here it is: he got seriously upset, then he kept trying to click that link in my sig but that got him even more frustrated. After finally opening my profile he saw my majestically thicc beautiful pussy and frustration turned sexual. Not wasting any time he began typing to me that indecent offer with his free hand while wantonly licking his lips. Apparently, Tommy was getting serious kicks out of humiliation, he began imagining me as a Dominatrix disrespecting him with my pussy. Naughty, naughty. There is also a hint of Daddy/Mommy roleplay at the end but I don't do that on a first date, so hard pass.