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We forgot to attribute ourselves!!!!
TheRoyalGiantOffShoreTrafficNextBigThingGoodValuePremiumIgniteCrossingCrabStudents.space.biz/Sdglhm/
Yeah, Google will love it. It's a SEO extension.
You are right. You have to add .xyz though.
Does everyone agree with the new name?
This is hilarious!
My brain just ovulated
Yes. We can search trough our customer's files. It's what professional companies do
LETS MAKE GOOGLE CONFUSED!
TheRoyalGiantOffShoreTrafficNextBigThingGoodValuePremiumIgniteCrossingCrabStudents..png.jpg.mp4.mp3.html.db.php.php3.gif.xyz.space.biz/Sdglhm/
Now, this is identified as a link to all sorts of file formats!!!
Awesome. And it's easy to remember too!
GUYS EMPLOY ME IF YOU WANT TO GET
BLACKLISTED BY GOOGLETOP IN SEARCH RESULTS!!!!!!JUST AT THE CHEAP RATE OF $7/HR OF SEO WORK!!!!!!!
YOU GET A FREE IGNITESERVERS VPS FOR EVERY HOUR YOU PAY ME!
Too much. $3/Day or no deal
Okay deal. You must give me your credit card details though, and I must be allowed to buy Pentium 4 processors, more .xyz domains and laptop stickers with it though.
It also must have at least $30000 at any point of time.
always use premium marketing terms "one of the best ddos protected server providers", "affordable premium enterprise server grade hosting services with SEO", "more than 100 years of combined experience" (borrowed from GVH)
Wow that's amazing, even these VPS companies have at most 50 years only!!
http://www.lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/1272746/#Comment_1272746
Don't forget to rent hardware and not pay the lease, as well as wiping random servers if you get any complaints.
you don't need SEO. just take some open source software, tweak it a little and watch Field of Dreams. The recipe works, all you need is word of mouth. Just ask rotundo.
You wouldn't believe how many people believe shit like that lol and it's even more hilarious when they add HTTPS and complain that their rankings are down.
@jarland
Yes, google probably received some nice award for promoting ssl certificates.
What people are not told that in best cases a 301 is taken place and the old http urls need some time while their ssl counterparts get the trust and so called link juice back.
That's what nekki told me. He knows it all.
Will this company have holidays every other day?
You got it wrong. The 6s are upside down; instead, they should be 9s, therefore a premium EV SSL will increase SEO by 999%
Kickstart it, I'll back!
Yeah, I'll take that money and spend it on some PREMIUM Starbucks coffee
I'll use nulled WHMCS instead for our billing system, offers will be posted in one month's time
@GIANT_CRAB @Traffic @sdglhm
Wow guys, great team work! Do you have 7 minute support times?
To first response? Sure.
Also nulled Blesta. 50% transactions on one and 50% in the other system, so accounting is easier.
"Hey there,
Thanks for contacting support. We are commited to giving you the best service possible and resolving any issues you might ever have with our service.
Please wait while we get someone to come over and help.
Regards,
The Team"
We check for new tickets every 7 seconds.
SEO 2016
Quality contents + Quality social signals + Quality backlinks.
and.. alot of patiences.
+1.
Can you decide our host node???
OVH, online.net, datashack.net, or hetzner? Cheaper the better
All joking aside, best troll thread ever!
Don't just go with one host node, use 3 in a cluster like LET. 50% uptime guaranteed
Okay guys, we're getting LowEndSpirit nodes.
We want >100%, so how about we buy up all the stock for LowEndSpirit nodes?
Then we put everything in a cluster, boom, amazing right?
Got to make sure all of them are KVM tho, so we can install Docker and offer Docker containers instead!!!
One good thing is that we can explore the wonderful files that our clients, and ban them when they use 0.01% of CPU or try to run a Traffic Exchange!!!