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TheInvisibleOne
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****_Here we are. The new SummerHost V>9000ww.SummerHostV>9000
Been in buisness for 3 decades. Thats right 30Years. We helped start this internet boom and thats why we can give you the BEST deals in the market. NO ONE CAN BEAT US. With a Staff of over 300 Fulltime people. of which 275 are dedicated to maintaining and building Servers at all Times. Working 12 Hour shifts so no less than 125 People at any given time 7 days a week all YEAR LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.**
Here we have such great deals that everyone will be dying to grap. Hotter than 2.99E kimsufi with 2Tb of storage. Faster then the International Space Station.
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Here we have
**E3-1270V3
2x2TB of storage WD-Blacks
32GB of RAM
2x200GB Sandisk DDR DIMM SSD
1Gbit Dedicated line
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All for 35USD a MONTH
Thats right ALL FOR UST 35USD...
yearly is 9000USD ONLY._
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No limits and we don't care WHAT YOU HOST.. Locations in US, Canada, france, UK, Japan, Australia. And for those DMCA scared folks even Antartica.. Thats right ANTARTICA no countries LAWS apply there. HOST WHAT YOU WANT._**
In Antartica the servers are cooling with dehydrated SUB ZERO AIR 24/7 With Geothermal, Solar, and Wind Power with UPS backups dedicated to each server.
**Now we offer E5's with
2x2TB WD BLACKS
4x200GB Sandisk DDR DIMM SSD
1GB dedicated or 10Gbit dedicated
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Starting at
60USD
THATS RIGHT 60USD a month
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No limits and we don't care WHAT YOU HOST.. Locations in US, Canada, france, UK, Japan, Australia. And for those DMCA scared folks even Antartica.. Thats right ANTARTICA no countrie's LAWS apply there. HOST WHAT YOU WANT
In Antartica the servers are cooling with dehydrated SUB ZERO AIR 24/7 With Geothermal, Solar, and Wind Power with UPS backups dedicated to each server. .**
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We also have 1000's of VM's offering
20GB of Sandisk DDR DIMM SSD storage
500GB of WD-Black storage
2 Dedicated cores
16GB of ram
and 500MBIT dedicated lines to each VM
only for 6USD a month.
For Just 1USD MORE thats right JUST 1 USD more_
**you get
40GB of Sandisk DDR DIMM SSD storage
1TB of WD-Black Storage
2 Dedicated Cores
32GB of ram
and 1GBIT dedicated line
ALL FOR JUST 7USD.**
Yearly options available. VPS for 900$ a year. A GREAT DEAL from monthly.
We Currently accept MoonPay, PhishingPay, ScammerPay, DrugPay, StolenDiamondPay, FreshlyMintedUSDPAY. DdosPay.
WE DO NOT accept AlienPay, PayPal, credit Cards, debit cards, Bank Transfers.
We do ACCEPT wiretransfers in excess of 10,000 with a fee of 80% that we keep.
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You may Use any OS as you can upload it or take from out NAS of Windows(all versions), Ubuntu, Debian, CentOS, fedfora... ETC
Whatever OS you upload others Can use to! Your options are limitless.
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Windows keys are 1 USD a month
Fully Managed is 10USD extra a month.
We sell /2 for 5USd extra a month
free 100000 IPV6 address included with every Server and VPS.
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We offer colocation with up to a 100GBIT line in Antartica Each Colcation rack gets a 1TB line dedicated.
No cahrge for power. JUST 5USD a month for a 1 u. and a full rack is
99,999 a month.
Lifetime Colocation is 500USD
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We Now Offer a Industry First.
Do your friends need CoLocation?
well We DO THAT TO (Insert Portal Reference here)
Would you like Deep Storage Mild temperatures, Subzero Deep Storage.
Hibernation at near Sub Zero?
State if they will fit a 1U, 2U, 4U, Quarter Rack, Half Rack or Full Rack.
And if you would need assembly or Disassembly of all Part.
These Are Custome Qoutes and must be done over a Tor connection that is connected by Tor, connected to a Tor VPN then to a VPN thats passed through another tor connection with another Tor connection and a random Spoofer connected to 3 reverse proxies.
We included a simple Program to do so. Please open a Ticket at the link above. one of our 20 sales staff will help out <.<
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If you haven't noticed that this is a joke then you might be a fool and should move along and out of the hosting industry peroid.
Enjoy the SummerHost Joke s:}
This post is nothing but a joke and intended to get people laughing. I do not sell nor intend to sell services of ANY KIND TO ANYONE related to hosting, selling servers and ETC. I deem what fits in the ETC category. Do not contact me asking me for any offers or if it is legit. THIS IS A FAKE POSTING MADE TO MAKE people laugh.
For those of you who read this please lets discuss the history of SummerHostsno bashing just talking
awaits the PM's from people who don't read
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On a serious note Antarctica means no cooling problems.
updated with that information. forgot to mention it
No links no sales.
Am I blind? Where is the link?
Don't I have to pay yearly? Bummer. Too expensive otherwise. Why no support alienpay?
You're blind
you're blind
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you're blind
@cmsjr123 do you offer colocation in Antarctica ? i need to colocate some of my "friends" there , please note i will pay for lifetime
Of Course We offer LifeTime of the Server Hosting. <.<
Colocation is now in the post.
We try to match anyones budget
Hmmm , i mean people colocation ?
OF COURSE. We try to match all of the client's needs.
Would you like Deep Storage Mild temperatures, Subzero Deep Storage.
Hibernation at near Sub Zero?
State if they will fit a 1U, 2U, 4U, Quarter Rack, Half Rack or Full Rack.
And if you would need assembly or Disassembly of all Parts
some of them i thninck needs at least 4u
really good thread
Its a joke isn't it. Lol
@masterqqq nope is not , i really plain to buy xxx racks , for my girfriend, mother-in-law, "my friends" etc etc
You didnt read the whole post did you?
Read all of it and understand my position on this question :P
Friend Colocation might be good for you :P
Can do.
Please Email Support staff at
support@summerhostV>9000.summerhost
for a custome qoute.
i really like this hosting company , fast support and verry negociable
Google have a DC in Finland. Servers are cooled using the seawater next to the site. No A/C costs
http://www.google.co.uk/about/datacenters/inside/locations/hamina/
Glad for your support
and your review of our service
we have 20 sales staff for a reason all running on 24 hour shifts. So they better be doing their JOBS!..
And your custom qoute is available
In your email you well get the price for
1 4U storage for long term storage
1 4U Fittable Dissasmbly and refittment of Delivered product
1 un used energy drop
0GBIT bandwidtrh required.
Seawater cooling is to hot for many of our applications!..
i have some questions :
do you offer windows license ? this service is fully managed ?
windows is 1USd a month. We have access to Microsoft's FULL windows Key Library. We host IT FOR THEM!!!!!!!!!!!
and fully managed adds 10USd a month extra.
Would I be able to have 4,294,967,295 failover IP addresses please?
@hawc good point !
Email sales@summerhostV>9000.summerhostV>9000
They will provide a qoute for IPV6 <.<
You offer the security option with polar bears ?
Our entrances are gaurded by the POLAR United Army.
Staffed with Polar Bears and CokeAcola Polar Bears
With F35's gaurding the airspace
and 1000 Land tropps with small arms and 500 artillerly/long rande weaponary.
@cmsjr123 Singlehomed? Your uplink is across the moon, right?
@cmsjr123 , out of joke , really thancks for this tread , i will send all requested quote what is irealistic for exemple many users here in let ask for a vm 4 gb ram , 4 core for 1 $ , so is good to have this thread
We use Mars1TB up and Downlink, Moon Link.10TB link to Verizon,Charter, Cogent, Level 3, Sprint, we Mainly Use Phishing Networks 100Tb All FIBERLinks that go to every continent.