America Turns 250: Good With Your Hands? Become Synteq's PP

rpqu

@crunchbits said:

As many of you had requested, a list of all submitted bugs can be found here. Resolution state, including items that we have planned for future updates, are marked as "deferred".

BRB

maskofsin

Am I too late?

forest

@maskofsin said:
Am I too late?

Looks like it. We literally just (a matter of minutes ago) got an email notification that the pre-release beta testing has come to a close and the free lifetime VPS will be handed out to people who submitted meaningful contributions within the next days.

anakara

@crunchbits said:
Just a quick note: A very big thank you to all the testers. All of your quick hands really helped to get Synteq's PP program across the finish line.

Later tonight we're wiping the beta database of VMs, credits, and invoices from the pre-release testing. Tickets, accounts, and everything else will stay put. Testers who submitted meaningful reviews and/or feedback per instructions will be issued their lifetime Portal Pioneer VM in August (2026).

We'll be pushing out the staged changes (UI, minor bug resolution, etc) by tomorrow.

Please continue logging bugs and submitting feedback as you use the platform, it really does get taken seriously and work towards improving the overall usable product.

As many of you had requested, a list of all submitted bugs can be found here. Resolution state, including items that we have planned for future updates, are marked as "deferred".

Feedback throughout has been fantastic and very much appreciated. A lot of what's shipping came directly from all of your input.

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also I forgot who pinged me but slight update re: Easter dedis-- they're coming on the new platform, hence my tardiness so we don't have to just move you. ETA August for that to ship and be ready.

Great. I saw my responses there. Thanks for this testing opportunity.

Smigit

@crunchbits said:
Just a quick note: A very big thank you to all the testers. All of your quick hands really helped to get Synteq's PP program across the finish line.

Later tonight we're wiping the beta database of VMs, credits, and invoices from the pre-release testing. Tickets, accounts, and everything else will stay put. Testers who submitted meaningful reviews and/or feedback per instructions will be issued their lifetime Portal Pioneer VM in August (2026).

We'll be pushing out the staged changes (UI, minor bug resolution, etc) by tomorrow.

Please continue logging bugs and submitting feedback as you use the platform, it really does get taken seriously and work towards improving the overall usable product.

As many of you had requested, a list of all submitted bugs can be found here. Resolution state, including items that we have planned for future updates, are marked as "deferred".

Feedback throughout has been fantastic and very much appreciated. A lot of what's shipping came directly from all of your input.

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also I forgot who pinged me but slight update re: Easter dedis-- they're coming on the new platform, hence my tardiness so we don't have to just move you. ETA August for that to ship and be ready.

Congrats on the milestone. Teams got a pretty neat panel there. Big fan when companies do something different with respect to the backend management.

And Easter Dedis!

benha

@crunchbits said:
Just a quick note: A very big thank you to all the testers. All of your quick hands really helped to get Synteq's PP program across the finish line.

Later tonight we're wiping the beta database of VMs, credits, and invoices from the pre-release testing. Tickets, accounts, and everything else will stay put. Testers who submitted meaningful reviews and/or feedback per instructions will be issued their lifetime Portal Pioneer VM in August (2026).

We'll be pushing out the staged changes (UI, minor bug resolution, etc) by tomorrow.

Please continue logging bugs and submitting feedback as you use the platform, it really does get taken seriously and work towards improving the overall usable product.

As many of you had requested, a list of all submitted bugs can be found here. Resolution state, including items that we have planned for future updates, are marked as "deferred".

Feedback throughout has been fantastic and very much appreciated. A lot of what's shipping came directly from all of your input.

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also I forgot who pinged me but slight update re: Easter dedis-- they're coming on the new platform, hence my tardiness so we don't have to just move you. ETA August for that to ship and be ready.

The updated bugs report link is: https://app.notion.com/p/991b6c46de3b488d959944c5aa65ade5?v=fbba3722906649cd9ad31f7e4fb69a27

pwned

Notion link doesn't work for me: "This page couldn’t be found You may not have access, or it might have been deleted or moved. Check the link and try again."

Would have been kinda fun to have a leaderboard showing who submitted the most bugs, and who submitted the most bugs that got fixed!

benha

@pwned said:
Notion link doesn't work for me: "This page couldn’t be found You may not have access, or it might have been deleted or moved. Check the link and try again."

Would have been kinda fun to have a leaderboard showing who submitted the most bugs, and who submitted the most bugs that got fixed!

are you trying the new link? https://app.notion.com/p/991b6c46de3b488d959944c5aa65ade5?v=fbba3722906649cd9ad31f7e4fb69a27

forest

Wow, Notion is the laggiest website I've been on in ages. I scroll down and it takes 15 seconds to load in the next page while the browser locks up.

rpqu

@forest said:
Wow, Notion is the laggiest website I've been on in ages. I scroll down and it takes 15 seconds to load in the next page while the browser locks up.

I guess it's not just me who feels that way, must be brimful of bloatware. Doesn't matter whether it's on phone or desktop.

So, what media type you want?

• xml
• json
• tsv
• sql
• exeCUTEble

forest

@rpqu said:

@forest said:
Wow, Notion is the laggiest website I've been on in ages. I scroll down and it takes 15 seconds to load in the next page while the browser locks up.

What media type you want?

• xml
• json
• tsv
• sql
• exeCUTEble

MCS-51 flat executable.

If that's not possible, JSON.

rpqu

@forest said:

@rpqu said:

@forest said:
Wow, Notion is the laggiest website I've been on in ages. I scroll down and it takes 15 seconds to load in the next page while the browser locks up.

What media type you want?

• xml
• json
• tsv
• sql
• exeCUTEble

MCS-51 flat executable.

If that's not possible, JSON.

Maxing the MCS-51 flat executable seems more challenging than I thought
Here's the json https://litter.catbox.moe/acq8xj.json

Here's the exeCUTEble https://litter.catbox.moe/vyg7on.hex
(had to truncate :P)

Fubuki

im not sure if i can ask a last request @benha @crunchbits but is there going to be a dark amoled theme. (other then the default dark) It's just something i thought last second

Void

@Fubuki said:
im not sure if i can ask a last request @benha @crunchbits but is there going to be a dark amoled theme. (other then the default dark) It's just something i thought last second

I second this