Merry Christmas 2025 and Happy New Year 2026! [DEALS MEGATHREAD]

SolidVPS

@beanman109 said:

@SolidVPS said:
What deals you guys want? our next refresh is in 4 hours

$7 something please and thankyou

Anything below $10–$12 per year is almost impossible in today’s market. Anyone offering that is essentially giving it away. We’re listening and would love to bring what you guys actually want

Guys please let us know what you need so we can bring it in our next refresh in 4 hours from now.

nekomikoreimu

@beanman109 said:

@nekomikoreimu said:

@beanman109 said:

@nekomikoreimu said:

@jsg said:

@tentor said:

@Murv said:

@mans_xd said:

@maws said:
I did not know so many VPS purchaser are anime fans

Who doesn't love anime

Apparently jsg

Is there any single thing he loves?

Jesus Christ and my family. Plus I actually like (I don't mindlessly use the word 'love') quite a lot; some examples: Russia, president Putin, truth, intelligence, cats, quite a lot of classical music, occasionally some more modern music, older TME instruments, good coffee, meaningful conversation - and obviously servers.

@sanchogodinho said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
I'm so tempted to buy....

It's a very good VPS if you're considering. I have 100% uptime since mid-August when I purchased it. Reducing the price to $32 makes it a no brainer buy. If I could, I would've bought it now but I already have one.

Yep, I'm also very happy with my @HostDZire India VPS.

hello i love fumos

i love my mom, my dad and my dildo

what about me

yuyuy

emgh

@SolidVPS said:

@beanman109 said:

@SolidVPS said:
What deals you guys want? our next refresh is in 4 hours

$7 something please and thankyou

Anything below $10–$12 per year is almost impossible in today’s market. Anyone offering that is essentially giving it away. We’re listening and would love to bring what you guys actually want

Guys please let us know what you need so we can bring it in our next refresh in 4 hours from now.

maybe some decent smaller storage VM deals, as low USD/TB as possible, yearly

like 1-4 TB deals

Murv

Gawddammit @rarecloud , could you do your extra months somewhere else!?
We're trying to shitpost here!

Murv

@SolidVPS said: Anything below $10–$12 per year

$12/yr storage dealz

rarecloud

@Murv said:
Gawddammit @rarecloud , could you do your extra months somewhere else!?
We're trying to shitpost here!

This is how the offer worked. They comment, I reply

rarecloud

@Murv said:
Gawddammit @rarecloud , could you do your extra months somewhere else!?
We're trying to shitpost here!

Sorry, I'm almost done )

tentor

@Murv said:
Gawddammit rarecloud , could you do your extra months somewhere else!?
We're trying to shitpost here!

You can always shitpost more so that no one notices rarecloud's posts

beanman109

@SolidVPS said:

@beanman109 said:

@SolidVPS said:
What deals you guys want? our next refresh is in 4 hours

$7 something please and thankyou

Anything below $10–$12 per year is almost impossible in today’s market. Anyone offering that is essentially giving it away. We’re listening and would love to bring what you guys actually want

Guys please let us know what you need so we can bring it in our next refresh in 4 hours from now.

what if you did it for the laughs tho
just food for thought

oloke

@rpqu said:

@oloke said:

@rpqu said:

@tentor said:

@rpqu said:

@tentor said:

@Neoon said:

@Murv said:

@Neoon said: I hate audio translations usually, on the other hand I hate reading shit off screen.

I like to do usually other shit like Coding while watching.
Either I code or read shit from screen.

How do you manage not to lose focus from coding? I can only code if I listen to music, not any video

And coding socks?

No, normal socks when it's cold are fine

Oh, okay

How did you get access to my amazon order history?

Yours is leaking all over the internet.

I knew ordering with FemboyGPT assistant was gonna leak my data somewhere.

beanman109

@rarecloud said:

@Murv said:
Gawddammit @rarecloud , could you do your extra months somewhere else!?
We're trying to shitpost here!

Sorry, I'm almost done )

How about a $7/yr VPS in a post no longer than 2 paragraphs long and I'll forgive you babe

Murv

@beanman109 said: I'll forgive you babe

i feel betrayed

nekomikoreimu

@beanman109 said:

@rarecloud said:

@Murv said:
Gawddammit @rarecloud , could you do your extra months somewhere else!?
We're trying to shitpost here!

Sorry, I'm almost done )

How about a $7/yr VPS in a post no longer than 2 paragraphs long and I'll forgive you babe

can you call me babe too?

Neoon

@SolidVPS said:

@beanman109 said:

@SolidVPS said:
What deals you guys want? our next refresh is in 4 hours

$7 something please and thankyou

Anything below $10–$12 per year is almost impossible in today’s market. Anyone offering that is essentially giving it away. We’re listening and would love to bring what you guys actually want

Guys please let us know what you need so we can bring it in our next refresh in 4 hours from now.

I mean, it doesn't have to be 7$/y right.
If the specs are fine. aka no old shit ass E5, NVMe and so on.

oloke

@SolidVPS said:
What deals you guys want? our next refresh is in 4 hours

I wanted to wish you a great day!

I have all I need from you already and I'm so happy

gbzret4d

@djunior said:
For those who didn’t catch our BF MINI deals:

2x Intel Gold 6122 (1 vCores)
2 GB DDR4 ECC Memory
20 GB SSD Storage
40 TB Bandwidth
Located in Amsterdam, The Netherlands

€5/YR - Recurring, lifetime

ORDER NOW!

Tomorrow we will post more deals!

MOOOOAARRRRRRRRR

barbaros

@SolidVPS said:

@beanman109 said:

@SolidVPS said:
What deals you guys want? our next refresh is in 4 hours

$7 something please and thankyou

Anything below $10–$12 per year is almost impossible in today’s market. Anyone offering that is essentially giving it away. We’re listening and would love to bring what you guys actually want

Guys please let us know what you need so we can bring it in our next refresh in 4 hours from now.

6 core 6 ram 66 disk space 6TB BW - 12$ / year

In EU please (Lithuania doesn’t count as EU)

FAT32

@SolidVPS said:

@beanman109 said:

@SolidVPS said:
What deals you guys want? our next refresh is in 4 hours

$7 something please and thankyou

Anything below $10–$12 per year is almost impossible in today’s market. Anyone offering that is essentially giving it away. We’re listening and would love to bring what you guys actually want

Guys please let us know what you need so we can bring it in our next refresh in 4 hours from now.

I don't know what I want but SolidVPS is solid

plumberg

@emgh said:
i know someone that may get aroused by above picture but i wont say who

Who

rpqu

@tentor said:

@Murv said:
Gawddammit rarecloud , could you do your extra months somewhere else!?
We're trying to shitpost here!

You can always shitpost more so that no one notices rarecloud's posts

Good idea

plumberg

@nekomikoreimu said:

@beanman109 said:

@nekomikoreimu said:

@beanman109 said:

@nekomikoreimu said:

@jsg said:

@tentor said:

@Murv said:

@mans_xd said:

@maws said:
I did not know so many VPS purchaser are anime fans

Who doesn't love anime

Apparently jsg

Is there any single thing he loves?

Jesus Christ and my family. Plus I actually like (I don't mindlessly use the word 'love') quite a lot; some examples: Russia, president Putin, truth, intelligence, cats, quite a lot of classical music, occasionally some more modern music, older TME instruments, good coffee, meaningful conversation - and obviously servers.

@sanchogodinho said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
I'm so tempted to buy....

It's a very good VPS if you're considering. I have 100% uptime since mid-August when I purchased it. Reducing the price to $32 makes it a no brainer buy. If I could, I would've bought it now but I already have one.

Yep, I'm also very happy with my @HostDZire India VPS.

hello i love fumos

i love my mom, my dad and my dildo

what about me

yuyuy

Cigarette smoking is injurious to fumos

tfgp99

did someone said storage deals?

plumberg

@oloke said:

@SolidVPS said:
What deals you guys want? our next refresh is in 4 hours

I wanted to wish you a great day!

I have all I need from you already and I'm so happy

@oloke when will I get happiness form you?

dosai

@HostDZire said:
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Very happy with Mumbai server so far.

oloke

@tfgp99 said:
did someone said storage deals?

Yes, there are some deals in @barbaros 'es storage closet.

You just need to look for them long enough and be careful not to get stuck (important).

tentor

@barbaros said:
Lithuania doesn’t count as EU

wtf that's very intelligent of you

beanman109

@Murv said:

@beanman109 said: I'll forgive you babe

i feel betrayed

im sorry babe

@nekomikoreimu said:

@beanman109 said:

@rarecloud said:

@Murv said:
Gawddammit @rarecloud , could you do your extra months somewhere else!?
We're trying to shitpost here!

Sorry, I'm almost done )

How about a $7/yr VPS in a post no longer than 2 paragraphs long and I'll forgive you babe

can you call me babe too?

yes babe

Pippino

@HostDZire said:

📦Netherlands VPS #1 (HostDZire)
Intel Inside ◆ 4vCore ◆ 8GB RAM ◆ 100GB SSD ◆ 25TB IN+Out/mo ◆ 10Gbit - Shared ◆ 1 IPV4/No IPV6 ◆
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bought one, fresh yabs for anyone looking for it:

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Mon Dec 29 15:24:53 UTC 2025

Basic System Information:
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Uptime     : 0 days, 0 hours, 16 minutes
Processor  : Intel(R) Xeon(R) Gold 6132 CPU @ 2.60GHz
CPU cores  : 4 @ 2593.905 MHz
AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
RAM        : 7.8 GiB
Swap       : 0.0 KiB
Disk       : 98.4 GiB
Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm)
Kernel     : 6.1.0-28-amd64
VM Type    : VMWARE
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline

IPv4 Network Information:
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ISP        : HostDZire
ASN        : Unknown
Host       : HostDZire Web Services Private Limited
Location   : Amsterdam, North Holland (NH)
Country    : The Netherlands

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/sda1):
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Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 439.53 MB/s (109.8k) | 620.29 MB/s   (9.6k)
Write      | 440.69 MB/s (110.1k) | 623.56 MB/s   (9.7k)
Total      | 880.23 MB/s (220.0k) | 1.24 GB/s    (19.4k)
           |                      |
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 679.14 MB/s   (1.3k) | 726.40 MB/s    (709)
Write      | 715.23 MB/s   (1.3k) | 774.78 MB/s    (756)
Total      | 1.39 GB/s     (2.7k) | 1.50 GB/s     (1.4k)

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
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Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 8.86 Gbits/sec  | 8.31 Gbits/sec  | 7.74 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 9.41 Gbits/sec  | 9.40 Gbits/sec  | 0.665 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | busy            | 2.00 Gbits/sec  | 90.2 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 1.09 Gbits/sec  | 1.15 Gbits/sec  | 156 ms
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 1.22 Gbits/sec  | 1.26 Gbits/sec  | 141 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 2.36 Gbits/sec  | 2.35 Gbits/sec  | 93.0 ms
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 1.09 Gbits/sec  | 1.07 Gbits/sec  | 164 ms

Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
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Test            | Value
                |
Single Core     | 1105
Multi Core      | 3502
Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/15830217

YABS completed in 10 min 37 sec

nekomikoreimu

hello everyone any hot east asia chickens

deafcon

@oloke said:

@barbaros said:

@oloke said:

@tentor said:

@Neoon said:

@Murv said:

@Neoon said: I hate audio translations usually, on the other hand I hate reading shit off screen.

I like to do usually other shit like Coding while watching.
Either I code or read shit from screen.

How do you manage not to lose focus from coding? I can only code if I listen to music, not any video

I'm quite opposite.

I can only code while watching subway surfers on repeat in corner.

/s ofc, i don't even know if the extension is legit

You just copy paste ChatGPT output and now you call it “coding”?

Worse, now I just use copilot so it copy pastes for me.

I just approve, run without reading and yell if something doesn't work

How are you viewing my Cursor window?