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FAT32

@beanman109 said:

@FAT32 said: Or maybe you can just select 20 members that you like (excluding @beanman109 maybe if you don't want to provide remote hands) and up to them to send your code to other people.

wtf is this anti-beanman109 propaganda

I mention you because I thought of you, not because I am anti you

bdspice

@crunchbits said:

@bdspice said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@anakara said:
Good morning everyone. Hope to find some Storage deals here

@labze might have for his anniversary, flash storage deals pls

@labze please come do some storage specials. All my HDDs now have 80,000 power on hours I'm dying.

Maybe you can make some RAID-0 no data guarantee HDD special at $0.2/TB/m? (Make it only available for people who can accept the risks)

Risk accepted. 500gb pron twice 😁

Per my TOS you must make it public.

If its distributed publicly, you must provide me a domain named porncharity. 🤪

Astro

What did I miss

FAT32

@Astro said:
What did I miss

@crunchbits gonna drop something raw

Samurai

@FAT32 said:

@Astro said:
What did I miss

@crunchbits gonna drop something raw

crunchbits

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@anakara said:
Good morning everyone. Hope to find some Storage deals here

@labze might have for his anniversary, flash storage deals pls

@labze please come do some storage specials. All my HDDs now have 80,000 power on hours I'm dying.

Maybe you can make some RAID-0 no data guarantee HDD special at $0.2/TB/m? (Make it only available for people who can accept the risks)

Honestly I would, but we both know 75% lurkers and @beanman109 will sign-up and the array will explode in 1-12 months, just in time for me to get flooded with threads and reviews "URGENT @SH97 LOST ALL MY DATA!!"

Here's an offer for you, generate me some codes (eg. 20) and the first 20 members who commented in this thread matching a specific criteria (eg. more than X comments in past Y days etc) gets the promo code to claim the service. (I will manually send them the codes)

Or maybe you can just select 20 members that you like (excluding @beanman109 maybe if you don't want to provide remote hands) and up to them to send your code to other people.

We can do it, but let's do a less shit product than raid 0 hdds. Storage is what everyone seeks?

nghialele

@cybertech said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@anakara said:
Good morning everyone. Hope to find some Storage deals here

@labze might have for his anniversary, flash storage deals pls

@labze please come do some storage specials. All my HDDs now have 80,000 power on hours I'm dying.

Maybe you can make some RAID-0 no data guarantee HDD special at $0.2/TB/m? (Make it only available for people who can accept the risks)

Honestly I would, but we both know 75% lurkers and @beanman109 will sign-up and the array will explode in 1-12 months, just in time for me to get flooded with threads and reviews "URGENT @SH97 LOST ALL MY DATA!!"

Let's just do unsustainable deals to piss off someone.

I'm kind of worried I'll get beat up on my way out of the office for selling VMs under $1/GB RAM

i do not advocate violence, but for such deals I'm willing to beat up those who beat you up

I'm not a pro but I can assist in few punches.

FAT32

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@anakara said:
Good morning everyone. Hope to find some Storage deals here

@labze might have for his anniversary, flash storage deals pls

@labze please come do some storage specials. All my HDDs now have 80,000 power on hours I'm dying.

Maybe you can make some RAID-0 no data guarantee HDD special at $0.2/TB/m? (Make it only available for people who can accept the risks)

Honestly I would, but we both know 75% lurkers and @beanman109 will sign-up and the array will explode in 1-12 months, just in time for me to get flooded with threads and reviews "URGENT @SH97 LOST ALL MY DATA!!"

Here's an offer for you, generate me some codes (eg. 20) and the first 20 members who commented in this thread matching a specific criteria (eg. more than X comments in past Y days etc) gets the promo code to claim the service. (I will manually send them the codes)

Or maybe you can just select 20 members that you like (excluding @beanman109 maybe if you don't want to provide remote hands) and up to them to send your code to other people.

We can do it, but let's do a less shit product than raid 0 hdds. Storage is what everyone seeks?

I mean most of the time the thing I store might be the N-th backup so I don't really care if they are RAID-0, RAID-6 or RAID-10 as long as it is cheap

default

@FAT32 said:

@Astro said:
What did I miss

@crunchbits gonna drop something raw

plumberg

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@anakara said:
Good morning everyone. Hope to find some Storage deals here

@labze might have for his anniversary, flash storage deals pls

@labze please come do some storage specials. All my HDDs now have 80,000 power on hours I'm dying.

Maybe you can make some RAID-0 no data guarantee HDD special at $0.2/TB/m? (Make it only available for people who can accept the risks)

Honestly I would, but we both know 75% lurkers and @beanman109 will sign-up and the array will explode in 1-12 months, just in time for me to get flooded with threads and reviews "URGENT @SH97 LOST ALL MY DATA!!"

Here's an offer for you, generate me some codes (eg. 20) and the first 20 members who commented in this thread matching a specific criteria (eg. more than X comments in past Y days etc) gets the promo code to claim the service. (I will manually send them the codes)

Or maybe you can just select 20 members that you like (excluding @beanman109 maybe if you don't want to provide remote hands) and up to them to send your code to other people.

We can do it, but let's do a less shit product than raid 0 hdds. Storage is what everyone seeks?

I mean you could

• add storage and gpu
• sure charge an arm/ limb/ kidneys for that
• or sell 1tb sandisk/ Asian knock offs microsd cards as dedicated storage boxes but make sure to use the better quality ones that are actually just 8gb capacity but trip wired to show end users xtb space which just is overwritten all the time

crunchbits

@plumberg said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@anakara said:
Good morning everyone. Hope to find some Storage deals here

@labze might have for his anniversary, flash storage deals pls

@labze please come do some storage specials. All my HDDs now have 80,000 power on hours I'm dying.

Maybe you can make some RAID-0 no data guarantee HDD special at $0.2/TB/m? (Make it only available for people who can accept the risks)

Honestly I would, but we both know 75% lurkers and @beanman109 will sign-up and the array will explode in 1-12 months, just in time for me to get flooded with threads and reviews "URGENT @SH97 LOST ALL MY DATA!!"

Here's an offer for you, generate me some codes (eg. 20) and the first 20 members who commented in this thread matching a specific criteria (eg. more than X comments in past Y days etc) gets the promo code to claim the service. (I will manually send them the codes)

Or maybe you can just select 20 members that you like (excluding @beanman109 maybe if you don't want to provide remote hands) and up to them to send your code to other people.

We can do it, but let's do a less shit product than raid 0 hdds. Storage is what everyone seeks?

I mean you could

• add storage and gpu
• sure charge an arm/ limb/ kidneys for that
• or sell 1tb sandisk/ Asian knock offs microsd cards as dedicated storage boxes but make sure to use the better quality ones that are actually just 8gb capacity but trip wired to show end users xtb space which just is overwritten all the time

Hired, Director of Infrastructure

plumberg

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@anakara said:
Good morning everyone. Hope to find some Storage deals here

@labze might have for his anniversary, flash storage deals pls

@labze please come do some storage specials. All my HDDs now have 80,000 power on hours I'm dying.

Maybe you can make some RAID-0 no data guarantee HDD special at $0.2/TB/m? (Make it only available for people who can accept the risks)

Honestly I would, but we both know 75% lurkers and @beanman109 will sign-up and the array will explode in 1-12 months, just in time for me to get flooded with threads and reviews "URGENT @SH97 LOST ALL MY DATA!!"

Here's an offer for you, generate me some codes (eg. 20) and the first 20 members who commented in this thread matching a specific criteria (eg. more than X comments in past Y days etc) gets the promo code to claim the service. (I will manually send them the codes)

Or maybe you can just select 20 members that you like (excluding @beanman109 maybe if you don't want to provide remote hands) and up to them to send your code to other people.

We can do it, but let's do a less shit product than raid 0 hdds. Storage is what everyone seeks?

I mean most of the time the thing I store might be the N-th backup so I don't really care if they are RAID-0, RAID-6 or RAID-10 as long as it is cheap

Bold of you to assume people here actually use their boxes for backups and not fomo purchases to use it as the n-th backup

Majority including me are on the originals being lost at any moment

default

@crunchbits said:

@plumberg said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@anakara said:
Good morning everyone. Hope to find some Storage deals here

@labze might have for his anniversary, flash storage deals pls

@labze please come do some storage specials. All my HDDs now have 80,000 power on hours I'm dying.

Maybe you can make some RAID-0 no data guarantee HDD special at $0.2/TB/m? (Make it only available for people who can accept the risks)

Honestly I would, but we both know 75% lurkers and @beanman109 will sign-up and the array will explode in 1-12 months, just in time for me to get flooded with threads and reviews "URGENT @SH97 LOST ALL MY DATA!!"

Here's an offer for you, generate me some codes (eg. 20) and the first 20 members who commented in this thread matching a specific criteria (eg. more than X comments in past Y days etc) gets the promo code to claim the service. (I will manually send them the codes)

Or maybe you can just select 20 members that you like (excluding @beanman109 maybe if you don't want to provide remote hands) and up to them to send your code to other people.

We can do it, but let's do a less shit product than raid 0 hdds. Storage is what everyone seeks?

I mean you could

• add storage and gpu
• sure charge an arm/ limb/ kidneys for that
• or sell 1tb sandisk/ Asian knock offs microsd cards as dedicated storage boxes but make sure to use the better quality ones that are actually just 8gb capacity but trip wired to show end users xtb space which just is overwritten all the time

Hired, Director of Infrastructure

Up next: raid with 1TB knock-off MicroSD cards

Kevinf100

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@anakara said:
Good morning everyone. Hope to find some Storage deals here

@labze might have for his anniversary, flash storage deals pls

@labze please come do some storage specials. All my HDDs now have 80,000 power on hours I'm dying.

Maybe you can make some RAID-0 no data guarantee HDD special at $0.2/TB/m? (Make it only available for people who can accept the risks)

Honestly I would, but we both know 75% lurkers and @beanman109 will sign-up and the array will explode in 1-12 months, just in time for me to get flooded with threads and reviews "URGENT @SH97 LOST ALL MY DATA!!"

Here's an offer for you, generate me some codes (eg. 20) and the first 20 members who commented in this thread matching a specific criteria (eg. more than X comments in past Y days etc) gets the promo code to claim the service. (I will manually send them the codes)

Or maybe you can just select 20 members that you like (excluding @beanman109 maybe if you don't want to provide remote hands) and up to them to send your code to other people.

We can do it, but let's do a less shit product than raid 0 hdds. Storage is what everyone seeks?

Or Ryzen servers 😉

cybertech

@nghialele said:

@cybertech said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@anakara said:
Good morning everyone. Hope to find some Storage deals here

@labze might have for his anniversary, flash storage deals pls

@labze please come do some storage specials. All my HDDs now have 80,000 power on hours I'm dying.

Maybe you can make some RAID-0 no data guarantee HDD special at $0.2/TB/m? (Make it only available for people who can accept the risks)

Honestly I would, but we both know 75% lurkers and @beanman109 will sign-up and the array will explode in 1-12 months, just in time for me to get flooded with threads and reviews "URGENT @SH97 LOST ALL MY DATA!!"

Let's just do unsustainable deals to piss off someone.

I'm kind of worried I'll get beat up on my way out of the office for selling VMs under $1/GB RAM

i do not advocate violence, but for such deals I'm willing to beat up those who beat you up

I'm not a pro but I can assist in few punches.

great, i could hide behind you and throw a few kicks

plumberg

@crunchbits said:

@plumberg said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@anakara said:
Good morning everyone. Hope to find some Storage deals here

@labze might have for his anniversary, flash storage deals pls

@labze please come do some storage specials. All my HDDs now have 80,000 power on hours I'm dying.

Maybe you can make some RAID-0 no data guarantee HDD special at $0.2/TB/m? (Make it only available for people who can accept the risks)

Honestly I would, but we both know 75% lurkers and @beanman109 will sign-up and the array will explode in 1-12 months, just in time for me to get flooded with threads and reviews "URGENT @SH97 LOST ALL MY DATA!!"

Here's an offer for you, generate me some codes (eg. 20) and the first 20 members who commented in this thread matching a specific criteria (eg. more than X comments in past Y days etc) gets the promo code to claim the service. (I will manually send them the codes)

Or maybe you can just select 20 members that you like (excluding @beanman109 maybe if you don't want to provide remote hands) and up to them to send your code to other people.

We can do it, but let's do a less shit product than raid 0 hdds. Storage is what everyone seeks?

I mean you could

• add storage and gpu
• sure charge an arm/ limb/ kidneys for that
• or sell 1tb sandisk/ Asian knock offs microsd cards as dedicated storage boxes but make sure to use the better quality ones that are actually just 8gb capacity but trip wired to show end users xtb space which just is overwritten all the time

Hired, Director of Infrastructure

Finally years of patience and hard work pays off.

Chop chop send me my love blankie

Moist please

anakara

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@anakara said:
Good morning everyone. Hope to find some Storage deals here

@labze might have for his anniversary, flash storage deals pls

@labze please come do some storage specials. All my HDDs now have 80,000 power on hours I'm dying.

Maybe you can make some RAID-0 no data guarantee HDD special at $0.2/TB/m? (Make it only available for people who can accept the risks)

Honestly I would, but we both know 75% lurkers and @beanman109 will sign-up and the array will explode in 1-12 months, just in time for me to get flooded with threads and reviews "URGENT @SH97 LOST ALL MY DATA!!"

Here's an offer for you, generate me some codes (eg. 20) and the first 20 members who commented in this thread matching a specific criteria (eg. more than X comments in past Y days etc) gets the promo code to claim the service. (I will manually send them the codes)

Or maybe you can just select 20 members that you like (excluding @beanman109 maybe if you don't want to provide remote hands) and up to them to send your code to other people.

We can do it, but let's do a less shit product than raid 0 hdds. Storage is what everyone seeks?

I mean most of the time the thing I store might be the N-th backup so I don't really care if they are RAID-0, RAID-6 or RAID-10 as long as it is cheap

True focus: Cheap is the priority . Can't wait any more

crunchbits

@FAT32 I actually have a great idea now. You've inspired me.

@beanman109 you're fired.

Samurai

rip @beanman109

FAT32

@crunchbits said:
@FAT32 I actually have a great idea now. You've inspired me.

@beanman109 you're fired.

default

@plumberg said:

Finally years of patience and hard work pays off.

Chop chop send me my love blankie

Moist please

You are interested in the sisters too? Or just the blanket? If you want just the blanket, I could take the sisters.

beanman109

@crunchbits said:
@FAT32 I actually have a great idea now. You've inspired me.

@beanman109 you're fired.

TIL i had a crunchbits job

cybertech

wait have i already missed cbits VPS nvme deals

Penguin

@beanman109 said:

@crunchbits said:
@FAT32 I actually have a great idea now. You've inspired me.

@beanman109 you're fired.

TIL i had a crunchbits job

Missed out on the host rep tag

plumberg

@default said:

@plumberg said:

Finally years of patience and hard work pays off.

Chop chop send me my love blankie

Moist please

You are interested in the sisters too? Or just the blanket? If you want just the blanket, I could take the sisters.

anakara

@crunchbits said:
@FAT32 I actually have a great idea now. You've inspired me.

@beanman109 you're fired.

OMG!

FAT32

@beanman109 said:

@crunchbits said:
@FAT32 I actually have a great idea now. You've inspired me.

@beanman109 you're fired.

TIL i had a crunchbits job

That's what happen when you accepted a bribe from @crunchbits

Once you become a cruncher, you will forever be crunchy

Penguin

@FAT32 said:

@beanman109 said:

@crunchbits said:
@FAT32 I actually have a great idea now. You've inspired me.

@beanman109 you're fired.

TIL i had a crunchbits job

That's what happen when you accepted a bribe from @crunchbits

Once you become a cruncher, you will forever be crunchy

beanman blanket when?

nghialele

@Penguin said:

@FAT32 said:

@beanman109 said:

@crunchbits said:
@FAT32 I actually have a great idea now. You've inspired me.

@beanman109 you're fired.

TIL i had a crunchbits job

That's what happen when you accepted a bribe from @crunchbits

Once you become a cruncher, you will forever be crunchy

beanman blanket when?

Pre-order 1 pls.

DrNutella

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@crunchbits said:

@FAT32 said:

@crunchbits said:

@nghialele said:

@anakara said:
Good morning everyone. Hope to find some Storage deals here

@labze might have for his anniversary, flash storage deals pls

@labze please come do some storage specials. All my HDDs now have 80,000 power on hours I'm dying.

Maybe you can make some RAID-0 no data guarantee HDD special at $0.2/TB/m? (Make it only available for people who can accept the risks)

Honestly I would, but we both know 75% lurkers and @beanman109 will sign-up and the array will explode in 1-12 months, just in time for me to get flooded with threads and reviews "URGENT @SH97 LOST ALL MY DATA!!"

Let's just do unsustainable deals to piss off someone.

I'm kind of worried I'll get beat up on my way out of the office for selling VMs under $1/GB RAM

Well maybe those who buy it have to provide protection. Seems fair. Does this mean I can finally have my right to carry license?