[2024 EXTENDED] Black Friday / Cyber Monday: FLASH SALE & MEGATHREAD

jackober

i need a list of christmas & new year deals, if someone already make a list of good deals share please, i only got 2 on bf

ehab

@jackober said:
i need a list of christmas & new year deals, if someone already make a list of good deals share please, i only got 2 on bf

consider your self lucky

don't BUT NOW - ORDER HERE - LIMITED NOT

so be happy and use the money on something else.

JabJab

@ehab said:

@jackober said:
i need a list of christmas & new year deals, if someone already make a list of good deals share please, i only got 2 on bf

consider your self lucky

don't BUT NOW - ORDER HERE - LIMITED NOT

so be happy and use the money on something else.

pants?

ehab

@JabJab said:
pants?

its -13 so extra pants worn.

how about you.

btw, ;Kimsufi made me reconsider and re evaluate every offer i see posted.

i too only got got mxroute and prohosting

emgh

lol I'm fighting with a company to have them remove my details

Completely gave up on it, but now trying to at least get them to remove my details from their support portal, powered by Freshbooks

Fuckers just keep telling me "freshbooks is a separate company" like I'm some retard

Now they just close the ticket on repeat and when they close it I just send:

Sadly, the only way you'll get me to stop reopening the ticket, is to remove my details from your Freshbooks account.

Since you refuse to remove my acccount, I'll keep replying to this ticket.

Thank you for continuing the conversation, we'll have fun I assure you!

I kind of got them cornered because they'll either have to endure my spam or do exactly what I requested for them to do

Update will follow

emgh

We're 33 replies deep btw

JabJab

@ehab said: its -13 so extra pants worn.

That must have been a hard day. Keep up the good work!
Pants, always pants when outside!

JabJab

@emgh said:
We're 33 replies deep btw

deep or not deep, why the hell we still have this clock.
Go ask for remove, it's your fault.

emgh

@JabJab said:

@emgh said:
We're 33 replies deep btw

deep or not deep, why the hell we still have this clock.
Go ask for remove, it's your fault.

I WON'T GIVE UP ON GETTING HH:MM

JabJab

@emgh said:

@JabJab said:

@emgh said:
We're 33 replies deep btw

deep or not deep, why the hell we still have this clock.
Go ask for remove, it's your fault.

I WON'T GIVE UP ON GETTING HH:MM

YES
HH:MM GOOD
CLOCK BAD
REMOVE CLOCK
YOUR FAULT

emgh

@JabJab said:

@emgh said:

@JabJab said:

@emgh said:
We're 33 replies deep btw

deep or not deep, why the hell we still have this clock.
Go ask for remove, it's your fault.

I WON'T GIVE UP ON GETTING HH:MM

YES
HH:MM GOOD
CLOCK BAD
REMOVE CLOCK
YOUR FAULT

you're gaslighting me I never asked for that

JabJab

@emgh said:
you're gaslighting me I never asked for that

https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/4187810/#Comment_4187810
I trust the dino guy.

YOUR FAULT.

emgh

@JabJab said:

@emgh said:
you're gaslighting me I never asked for that

https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/4187810/#Comment_4187810
I trust the dino guy.

YOUR FAULT.

ok please complain to /dev/null

emgh

lmao

now I got:

Hi xyz, nice to greet you again
​You are contacting the wrong support email.
​Please, contact the freshdesks support agents in order to get the solution you are seeking.
Best regards,

How can people be this stupid

donli

YABS of dasabo $7/year vps...

Regards

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r3k

@DeviousDev said:

he saved my wife twice

Neoon

@ralf said:

Redguards

But guys, Deals please.

Reguards.

FAT32

Well if you cannot read the clock you are officially a Gen Z

emgh

@FAT32 said:
Well if you cannot read the clock you are officially a Gen Z

brudda

just make it hh:mm

remove the am pm bullshit

remove the clock

fuck, remove purple daddy while you're at it

Neoon

@emgh said:

@FAT32 said:
Well if you cannot read the clock you are officially a Gen Z

brudda

just make it hh:mm

remove the am pm bullshit

remove the clock

fuck, remove purple daddy while you're at it

Just be normal, either you call it 6:00 or 18:00, fuck PM and AM.

lukast__

@FAT32 said:
Well if you cannot read the clock you are officially a Gen Z

I can't read the clock because it's tiny... But I'm a Gen Z (though had to google it), and I can read normal clocks (but can't get my brain to understand AM/PM).

FAT32

@emgh said: just make it hh:mm

Wait until I change it to relative time -> "X minutes ago"

emgh

@FAT32 said:

@emgh said: just make it hh:mm

Wait until I change it to relative time -> "X minutes ago"

yes that's much better than AM/PM I don't think you understand how bad AM/PM is

emgh

@lukast__ said: I can read normal clocks

I can't

_MS_

@emgh said:

Best regards,

LOL.

Give them the full regards experience. Send them screenshots of pages from 1135 to 1171 of this Megathread.

Neoon

wtf, there is a bloody banana animation when you reguards someone?

wow

FAT32

@Neoon said: wtf, there is a bloody banana animation when you reguards someone?

That shows how rare you regards someone

emgh

@MS said: Give them the full regards experience. Send them screenshots of pages from 1135 to 1171 of this Megathread.

I sent them a link to Freshdesk showing how to remove my details

He kept on saying I need to contact Freshdesk

So I once again explained the situation and provided the link for a second time

It's been on pending for like 20 minutes now so MAYBE he realizes he's wrong

But he honestly seems stupid as fuck, no clue how he got the job in the first place

FAT32

Fark it is like 6am here and I forgot adding the typing "regards" feature and it scared the shit out of me

emgh

@FAT32 said: 6am here

???