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How to become MJJ?
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Both bobs and the vegana too
The best guess regarding the topic category is offtopic.
This could be a long post.
Forget what anyone else has said about MJJ. Here is my theory.
You see, in China, there is a clear imbalance between the ratio of men and women. This is due to China's one-son, I mean one-child, policy which has already been abolished years ago.
The ratio is about 1 guy and 0.7 girl. Basically, there ain't enough pussies to fuck for men. Why couldn't the Chinese government foresee this, it is probably because their government is already fool of MJJs already.
So, what are MJJ?
When there are too many dudes and not enough girls, the balance shifts. The value of all mighty penis lowers, and the value of pussies go up.
As the value of dicks go down, and when there are enough men who have nothing to do and cannot get girls anyway since there aren't enough to begin with, their focus begin to shift to something else. The most common subjects they choose are anime and cheap VPS.
Anime for fantasy girls since they can't get any.
VPS for reselling since they might as well make money.
They want girls but cannot get any. Therefore, they desire to be girls. Penis gets in their way, so they remove it either mentally or physically.
They cannot remove their balls because, if they do, they can't have PMS. They need the hormone.
So, there you have it, MJJ.
Just to be clear, we weebs are a different breed from the so called "MJJ"s.
We want anime waifus and husbandos not because we can't get any gals or bois in real life, but simply because 2D is far superior to 3D in every way.
Plus we keep our ochinpo because we need it to show our love.
The post was strictly for MJJ. If you feel you must explain yourself to exclude, I am afraid that you are in fact a MJJ.
I am sorry.
I might surprise you but this case is everywhere, not only in the land of MJJ. The dick's value is definitely low in comparison with the pussy's value. Even though they both want the same. A lot of western men spend money on webcam girls. The reverse case is impossible.
Not true. Nottingham, England famously has a ratio of 3 females to every male. A night out in Nottingham is guaranteed to rid even the most virginous hetrosexual virgin of his virginity before the night is through, so long as he is not terribly fussy and promises not to spunk on their dress as it’s going back to ASOS in the morning.
Can't believe I agree with Nakki, but I've been to places where there are more girls than boys.
It's China's one-son policy that ruined the nation.
All right, Q.E.D.
Let's stop talking cocks and pussies, guys.
Mjjs are all over the forum. BAN them, or you will become one. Mjj is a terrible virus, it INFECT others!!!
I will certainly associate the downfall of LET with all this shitty MJJ talk. So fucking annoying. It blows my mind that some of you are actually supposed to be functioning adults.
Also has a 1gb NVMe:100gb HDD ratio for hybrid offers.
So slick
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Can't believe I missed it last time....
Fake news, like Donny Trump said
https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/really-more-men-women-nottingham-5772960
I think about 80% of all the RackNerd customers are MJJs. And VirMacht as well.
Whether it’s statistically correct is irrelevant, the fact is if you want to, you can hit Nottingham for a night out and finish up coating a young lady’s eyelashes with man-milk, if you so wish.
And then you can go to Hooters and get your hot wings with a side of big bouncing tiddy.
You reek. The sexual desperation is one hell of a stinky cologne.
Mjj does not have sense of smell.
Seems like we could make them do horrible things on video to earn their little chickens. Instead of being annoyed we could be amused!
wut is mjj?
Michael Jackson's Junk.
I need to plan a vacation to Nottingham for some weekend. Seems a very interesting place.
Yes. Make sure to come on a weekend when Nottingham Forest are playing at home.
‘OH NOTTINGHAM, OH NOTTINGHAM, IS FULL OF FUN, IS FULL OF FUN, OH NOTTINGHAM IS FULL OF FUN. IT’S FULL OF TITS, FANNY AND FOREST, OH NOTINGHAM IS FULL OF FUN’
Tourism minister ain't got nothing on you. I could give two shits about going to UK until you put it like that.
Reminds me of a night out once, we were passing a club and we couldn’t decide if we were going in or not as it looked a bit ropey. A fellow reveller passed us, came back and said we should definitely go because ‘two weeks in a row I got to fuck some slag up the arse round the back by the bins’.
Obviously we went to the club, obviously none of us ended up fucking anyone up the arse anywhere, let alone round the back by the bins. Someone did get a dance-floor handie off a 60 year-old though, so that probably made the visit worthwhile in the end.
I think the point I’m trying to make is that I’m not legally responsible if you go to Nottingham and don’t take someone’s eye out with a well-placed blast of nut-butter.
Standard fine print clause.
unlike the wuhan flu, this virus most definitely started in a democrat state.