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How to become MJJ?
Any guide? Any path? Or you can only be born and raised MJJ?
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I also noticed than MJJ always have anime avatars
not born, but cultivated I believe.
Creating topics like this is one indication you’re on the right path.
Just need one second: cut your penis
You can just do what I do and self-identify as an MJJ when it suits me
If you're not 100% committed to the MJJ life, I suggest just tucking your lower horn between your legs, and using a bit of duct tape to keep it in place.
you're MJJ now. @RedSox
Who or what is MJJ anyway..?
You're not MJJ enough to know that yet.
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Buy a bunch of vps that you don't need
you don't choose MJJ life; MJJ life chooses you.
MJJ? Man with 2 JJ? So basically a man has 3 legs but none usable?
It's easy, sign up on hostloc.com, then you are officially a MJJ.
Oh, no. you need an invitation to sign up.
But since you are a MJJ, you will figure out how to buy an invitation from another Mjj.
That 's my road to MJJ.
In order to become mjj you must obtain following goals:
欲练神功，挥刀自宫。
In order to become an MJJ, chop off your pencil with a knife.
Legit question: What if you are born without one?
an presumption of letting thread starter 自宫, as some people replied/proposed, is that the topic starter is a male, at least physically a male. But who knows? A MJJ can be a girl really.
就算自宮，未必成功。Even castration of one's own penis may not succeed.(机翻)
No. Mjj specifically says that only human who previously identified him-self as a male subject and removed his real penis can become real Mjj.
Of course, at these turbulent times, one just could say "I'am MJJ" and this will be accepted as universal truth. But again,this wouldn't be right for all those who removed their penises...
But seriously, a part of me wants to know how many times these initials have been mentioned here for the past year or so - just for the f of it.
If the number of occurrences exceeds 888 just this year alone, there should be an "LET x MJJ Special" discount/coupon for VPSs
It's a loop
For a small non-chargebackable fee, I will induct people into MJJ-hood.
Free if you show bobs.
Great! let me try to be MJJ
Hello! This is Hostloc reception. If you want to be a MJJ, please buy this ticket for 999$.
become MJJ To learn to use Google Translate, and translate tickets into work orders is the key step
haha
Any Bob or is it a specific Bob you like?