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Contabo follow up - and: the *real* Contabo problem

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  • @jsg said: And jsg's English isn't perfect!!! OMG!!!

    Unfortunately, this does matter if your "correction" has more issues than the original sentence.

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  • jsgjsg Member, Resident Benchmarker

    Pardon me, I'm sitting in a corner with a soft pillow and am crying. You totally broke me.

  • @jsg said:
    Pardon me, I'm sitting in a corner with a soft pillow and am crying. You totally broke me.

    Grab some baby oil, fold that pillow in half, slip yourself in and go for it. You’ll feel better, trust me.

  • jsgjsg Member, Resident Benchmarker

    I'm too sad. You super super smart people broke me.

  • @jsg said:
    I'm too sad. You super super smart people broke me.

    It must really suck that once again, your genius goes unappreciated. I know exactly how you feel, brother.

  • jsgjsg Member, Resident Benchmarker

    @Nekki said:

    @jsg said:
    I'm too sad. You super super smart people broke me.

    It must really suck that once again, your genius goes unappreciated. I know exactly how you feel, brother.

    Really? How cute.

    But I have to disappoint you. I'm not a genius. Just considerably less dumb and, what I find more concerning, less primitive than quite a few here.

    And now if you'll excuse me. I want to continue crying into my nice soft pillow.

  • NekkiNekki Veteran
    edited December 2021

    @jsg said:

    @Nekki said:

    @jsg said:
    I'm too sad. You super super smart people broke me.

    It must really suck that once again, your genius goes unappreciated. I know exactly how you feel, brother.

    Really? How cute.

    But I have to disappoint you. I'm not a genius.

    Nah, I’m not disappointed, I knew you weren’t a genius, I’ve read your posts after all! Besides, no genius would waste their time on LET.

    Just considerably less dumb and, what I find more concerning, less primitive than quite a few here.

    I think you’d be happier on a different forum. Amongst more highly evolved beings, like your good self.

  • jsgjsg Member, Resident Benchmarker

    @Nekki said:
    Nah, I’m not disappointed, I knew you weren’t a genius, I’ve read your posts after all!

    Besides, no genius would waste their tome on LET.

    Wow, you've really seen the world and know things!

    Just considerably less dumb and, what I find more concerning, less primitive than quite a few here.

    I think you’d be happier on a different forum. Amongst more highly evolved beings, like your good self.

    You are too generous, but thanks. To be honest I don't think that I'm highly evolved, I'm just less obviously dumb and primitive than some here. And lucky me even gets called a__hole from time to time. Live is good to me.

    But now I'll continue to cry into my nice soft pillow.

  • @jsg said:

    @Nekki said:
    Nah, I’m not disappointed, I knew you weren’t a genius, I’ve read your posts after all!

    Besides, no genius would waste their tome on LET.

    Wow, you've really seen the world and know things!

    It’s the stuff you say that makes no sense to me that I enjoy the most.

    Just considerably less dumb and, what I find more concerning, less primitive than quite a few here.

    I think you’d be happier on a different forum. Amongst more highly evolved beings, like your good self.

    You are too generous, but thanks. To be honest I don't think that I'm highly evolved, I'm just less obviously dumb and primitive than some here. And lucky me even gets called a__hole from time to time. Live is good to me.

    Well, whichever way you spin it, you’d be better off elsewhere. And I mean that with hardcore love.

    But now I'll continue to cry into my nice soft pillow.

    Silk?

  • jsgjsg Member, Resident Benchmarker

    @Nekki said:
    It’s the stuff you say that makes no sense to me that I enjoy the most.

    Sorry I've depleted my reservoir of half-witty remarks.

    Just considerably less dumb and, what I find more concerning, less primitive than quite a few here.

    I think you’d be happier on a different forum. Amongst more highly evolved beings, like your good self.

    You are too generous, but thanks. To be honest I don't think that I'm highly evolved, I'm just less obviously dumb and primitive than some here. And lucky me even gets called a__hole from time to time. Live is good to me.

    Well, whichever way you spin it, you’d be better off elsewhere. And I mean that with hardcore love.

    You have a hard tentacle? Really? Don't lie just to please me. That's important to me.

    But now I'll continue to cry into my nice soft pillow.

    Silk?

    Nuh, can't afford that. Keep in mind that in real life I'm a loser serving tacos.

  • NekkiNekki Veteran
    edited December 2021

    @jsg said: Sorry I've depleted my reservoir of half-witty remarks.

    'Reservoir' might be a bit strong. A small jug, perhaps.

    @jsg said: You have a hard tentacle? Really? Don't lie just to please me. That's important to me.

    There is rarely a time that I'm not hard, frankly. I ruin a lot of underwear.

    @jsg said: Nuh, can't afford that. Keep in mind that in real life I'm a loser serving tacos.

    I fucking love tacos, and by extension I love the guy who serves me my tacos. Remember that.

  • LeeLee Veteran

    @jsg said: lucky me even gets called a__hole from time to time.

    Asshole.

  • jsgjsg Member, Resident Benchmarker

    @Nekki said:

    @jsg said: Sorry I've depleted my reservoir of half-witty remarks.

    'Reservoir' might be a bit strong. A small jug, perhaps.

    • crying even more*

    @jsg said: Nuh, can't afford that. Keep in mind that in real life I'm a loser serving tacos.

    I fucking love tacos, and by extension I love the guy who serves me my tacos. Remember that.

    I'm on a cloud of happiness now thanks to you giving me some hope. But as I'm aware that you are very unlikely to marry me I'll continue to cry into my nice soft pillow.

  • @jsg said: I'm on a cloud of happiness now thanks to you giving me some hope. But as I'm aware that you are very unlikely to marry me I'll continue to cry into my nice soft pillow.

    Talk of marriage is certainly premature, but if your tacos are exceptional, who knows? I do really like tacos.

  • jsgjsg Member, Resident Benchmarker

    @Nekki said:

    @jsg said: I'm on a cloud of happiness now thanks to you giving me some hope. But as I'm aware that you are very unlikely to marry me I'll continue to cry into my nice soft pillow.

    Talk of marriage is certainly premature, but if your tacos are exceptional, who knows? I do really like tacos.

    I'm a bit torn between admiration and the fear of you not liking the tacos I serve and mumble the fact that actually I'm only a taco server assistant

    So I guess you'll understand why I continue to cry into my nice soft pillow.

  • @jsg said:

    @Nekki said:

    @jsg said: I'm on a cloud of happiness now thanks to you giving me some hope. But as I'm aware that you are very unlikely to marry me I'll continue to cry into my nice soft pillow.

    Talk of marriage is certainly premature, but if your tacos are exceptional, who knows? I do really like tacos.

    I'm a bit torn between admiration and the fear of you not liking the tacos I serve and mumble the fact that actually I'm only a taco server assistant

    This is highly dependent on how meaty your taco is, and if its oozing with cream.

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  • NekkiNekki Veteran
    edited December 2021

    @CheepCluck said: This is highly dependent on how meaty your taco is, and if its oozing with cream.

    Hi, I don't think I've seen your posts before today, but I'd just like to say I'm a fan.

  • @jsg said:

    @Nekki said:

    @jsg said: I'm on a cloud of happiness now thanks to you giving me some hope. But as I'm aware that you are very unlikely to marry me I'll continue to cry into my nice soft pillow.

    Talk of marriage is certainly premature, but if your tacos are exceptional, who knows? I do really like tacos.

    I'm a bit torn between admiration and the fear of you not liking the tacos I serve and mumble the fact that actually I'm only a taco server assistant

    So I guess you'll understand why I continue to cry into my nice soft pillow.

    Assistant? I'm going to have to think about this.

  • @Nekki said:

    @CheepCluck said: This is highly dependent on how meaty your taco is, and if its oozing with cream.

    Hi, I don't think I've seen your posts before today, but I'd just like to say I'm a fan.

    One of the top-tier shitposters here, take a look at his profile garden if you haven't. He was also previously the Linus Tech Tips guy.

  • @Nekki said:

    @CheepCluck said: This is highly dependent on how meaty your taco is, and if its oozing with cream.

    Hi, I don't think I've seen your posts before today, but I'd just like to say I'm a fan.

    Why not sign up for my onlyfans where we can both truely appreciate soft tacos and soggy burritos.

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  • KermEdKermEd Member
    edited December 2021

    @jsg said:
    Besides, no genius would waste their tome on LET.

    I am inclined to agree with you, after all it's really only used to get back to Tristram.

    Wow, you've really seen the world and know things!

    I think we are playing the same game after all

  • jsgjsg Member, Resident Benchmarker
    edited December 2021

    1.8k views and over 100 comments. Please go on.

  • @jsg said:
    1.8k views and over 100 comments. Please go on.

    PurpleDaddy’s latest got over 1m views. 1m views of that absolute shit, and this epic gets just 1.8k. There’s no justice.

  • Energy vampires.

  • KermEdKermEd Member
    edited December 2021

    @jsg said:
    1.8k views and over 100 comments. Please go on.

    Sure, let's talk about revenge porn for a moment. Does that in any way influence your statistical gathering for these servers you are given for free?

    You must answer using only 8 characters and 2 numbers.

    (Seeing as how everyone is telling you what you can say and how to say it)

  • @rogerwilco said:
    Energy vampires.

    They sound fucking terrifying, do they shoot lightning or something?

  • @jmgcaguicla said: One of the top-tier shitposters here

    Are you sure you're not having me confused with @mike1s?

  • @CheepCluck said:

    @jmgcaguicla said: One of the top-tier shitposters here

    Are you sure you're not having me confused with @mike1s?

    Are you perhaps also a clown? Maybe that's why I'm getting confused

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  • NoCommentNoComment Member
    edited December 2021

    @jsg said: To be honest I don't think that I'm highly evolved, I'm just less obviously dumb and primitive than some here.

    May I ask what you are trying to achieve here then? Are you trying to provoke reactions from @Nekki? Is this some next-level technique to counter troll others? It looks like you are only drawing flak to yourself, however. Perhaps you are the troll yourself?

    Way to derail your own thread by "crying" and being self-deprecating. Unless your intention all along was to be an "intelligent" troll. Think I'm trolling? Compare your posts in page 1 versus page 4 and reflect.

  • @jmgcaguicla said: Are you perhaps also a clown? Maybe that's why I'm getting confused

    His signature had me fooled thinking he was a true professional and his avatar had me thinking he just liked to cosplay Peter Griffin or a young Gabe Newell.
    Perhaps he should go back to his OC Avatar, this way we can all be aware that hes just a clown.

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