Are Litespeed's President and VP secretly married??

MannDude

Comment in this thread to have your Social Credit Score reduced by half!

pedagang

nginx sucks,
except using tmpfs cache (ramcache)

MannDude

@pedagang said:
nginx sucks,
except using tmpfs cache (ramcache)

Thank you. Your Social Credit Score has been doubled.

Boogeyman

Are you mad because they didn't invite you on their marriage?

qerdan

@TimboJones said:

@K4Y5 said:
Who gives a fuck? Like, seriously??

I do. Fuck, we just got back two hostages from China (Google "two Michael's") after two years of hostage diplomacy. Companies with ties to CCP have ulterior motives. They're not a partner, they're an enemy.

Litespeed's Slack channel (gaslighting team) upvoted that shit so fast lol

@raindog308 said:

@qerdan said: if you need rescue just give secret signal like "Nginx sucks"

Perhaps he needs to put a CCP Canary in his signature.

Hurmm genius idea......

qerdan

@pedagang said:
nginx sucks,
except using tmpfs cache (ramcache)

sir we have noted your secret request for rescue of parents in China.

pls share photo of the village discreetly so we can locate your kidnapped parents, DO NOT SAY ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT NGINX UNTIL RESCUE IS COMPLETE

ascicode

just ban him for nonsense.