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How horny is that then? Insane performance for the lowest price
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How horny is that then? Insane performance for the lowest price

First-RootFirst-Root Member, Host Rep

KVM Power Light:

  • 1 shared CPU (CPU-Passthrough, Intel XEON Processor, Fair use)
  • 1024 MB ECC Ram
  • 40 GB SSD
  • 1 TB @ 100Mbit/s
  • 1 IPv4 address
  • /64 IPv6
  • F-Com Control Panel
  • 2 EUR / month or 23,04 EUR / year

https://www.first-root.com/vps-configurator/kvm-power-e3-light/?country=None

KVM Power Start:

  • 1 shared CPU (CPU-Passthrough, Intel XEON Processor, Fair use)
  • 2048 MB ECC Ram
  • 80 GB SSD
  • 1 TB @ 100Mbit/s
  • 1 IPv4 address
  • /64 IPv6
  • F-Com Control Panel
  • 4 EUR / month or 43,20 EUR / year

https://www.first-root.com/vps-configurator/kvm-power-e3-start/?country=None

Please also see our KVM Pro, Premium, Ultra and Ultimate Offers (up to 32GB Ram)!

  • looking glass: http://lg.first-root.com
  • Location: Düsseldorf, Germany
  • Company: registered company since 2011. Owning and operating all hardware (server, router, switches)
  • Moneyback: not satisfied? We offer a 14 days Money-Back-Guarantee for new customers.
  • Office: 5 minutes away from datacenter.

All prices are excluding VAT, if you life inside of the European Union VAT will be applied.

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  • armandorgarmandorg Member, Host Rep

    I would recommend changing the title. : |

  • Yeah, @FR_Michael, did you really mean geil in a sexual sense?

    Thanked by 1First-Root
  • horny? can i host adult porn in this vps ?

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  • First-RootFirst-Root Member, Host Rep
    edited September 2018

    Guys... the title is intentional chosen it's (in)official bad translation day hooray. If you want to know more: www.ithinkispider.com

    @angstrom @creep @armandorg

  • @FR_Michael said: Guys... he title is intentional chosen it's (in)official bad translation day hooray. If you want to know more: www.ithinkispider.com

    Amusing, :smile: but I'm not sure that most people on LET will get this -- it's too English/German-specific.

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  • First-RootFirst-Root Member, Host Rep
    edited September 2018

    @angstrom said:

    @FR_Michael said: Guys... he title is intentional chosen it's (in)official bad translation day hooray. If you want to know more: www.ithinkispider.com

    Amusing, :smile: but I'm not sure that most people on LET will get this -- it's too English/German-specific.

    That's true but in the end we all are here because we are geeks and I am fine if some people thinks I am an idiot ;)

  • @FR_Michael said:

    @angstrom said:

    @FR_Michael said: Guys... he title is intentional chosen it's (in)official bad translation day hooray. If you want to know more: www.ithinkispider.com

    Amusing, :smile: but I'm not sure that most people on LET will get this -- it's too English/German-specific.

    That's true but in the end we all are here because we are geeks and I am fine if some people thinks I am an idiot ;)

    I like this guy.. good sense of humour for a host.

    Thanked by 1First-Root
  • what next? a VPS that comply with Sharia law ?

  • First-RootFirst-Root Member, Host Rep
    edited September 2018

    @creep said:
    what next? a VPS that comply with Sharia law ?

    Can you link me the sharia law? I can check if we can work something out if you need it urgently. Our servers are halal if that's enough for you.

    Thanked by 1Yura
  • armandorgarmandorg Member, Host Rep

    @creep said:
    what next? a VPS that comply with Sharia law ?

    I would assume it's islamic?

  • Are they with NVMe SSD?

  • First-RootFirst-Root Member, Host Rep
    edited September 2018

    @dergelbe said:
    Are they with NVMe SSD?

    No, Raid protected SATA SSD Disks

  • These offers seem nice.

    Thanked by 1First-Root
  • waiting for NVMe promo :smiley:

  • I'm hard right now.

  • First-RootFirst-Root Member, Host Rep

    @mexyul said:
    waiting for NVMe promo :smiley:

    pm me your requirements, maybe I can find something for you.

  • Sexy is what you want in your title. But is quite terrible, specially when you mention the "fair use".

  • What about a 5€/y VPS?

    miserliness is horny

  • First-RootFirst-Root Member, Host Rep
    edited September 2018

    @Hxxx said:
    Sexy is what you want in your title. But is quite terrible, specially when you mention the "fair use".

    Thanks for your input although I fea that don't see your point. Except of the cpu everything is dedicated and I am pretty sure you will not find real dedicated xeon cores for less than 2 Euro. I know there are Providers offering dedicated cores for insane prices, some are most likely to deathpool others are lying and limit the cpu usage in a way you cannot really notice it. If that's not your point I would appreciate if you tell me what is bad on these offers.

  • First-RootFirst-Root Member, Host Rep
    edited September 2018

    @lion said:
    What about a 5€/y VPS?

    miserliness is horny

    To gain profit out of 5€/y you need to oversell like hell. I am in this business since almost 19 years, i stopped selling bullshit long ago and only create offers that I can sell without bad feelings ;).

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  • With "insane" in the title, I had misread 1024 MB as GB. Then saw number of IP'S offered and price and knew my mistake.

    I wonder what a 1024 GB dedi would go for...

  • First-RootFirst-Root Member, Host Rep

    @TimboJones said:
    With "insane" in the title, I had misread 1024 MB as GB. Then saw number of IP'S offered and price and knew my mistake.

    I wonder what a 1024 GB dedi would go for...

    We can offer a dedi with 1TB Ram but I believe it's a bit beyond the price range of LET ;)

  • @FR_Michael said:

    @creep said:
    what next? a VPS that comply with Sharia law ?

    Can you link me the sharia law? I can check if we can work something out if you need it urgently. Our servers are halal if that's enough for you.

    I guess he wants exploding offers on 9/11

  • @quick said:

    @FR_Michael said:

    @creep said:
    what next? a VPS that comply with Sharia law ?

    Can you link me the sharia law? I can check if we can work something out if you need it urgently. Our servers are halal if that's enough for you.

    I guess he wants exploding offers on 9/11

    People only remember 9/11 as the reason total surveillance happen around the globe. Its the day our privacy is dead. After submitting this comment, I know someone somewhere would locate me, pinpoint my location, and see if he can find anything about me like the porns i watched recently.

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  • If you want to work with a very professional company, you know, the kind that will sell your next month's unpaid 10$ invoice to a debt collector as unpaid bills, definately the best choice.

  • First-RootFirst-Root Member, Host Rep
    edited September 2018

    We have not handed out any invoice to debt collection since more then 3 years, so i have no clue what you are talking about.

  • @FR_Michael 19 years and still in Germany? Expand to North America. I will buy.

  • @smile said:
    @FR_Michael 19 years and still in Germany?

    As a german company you can do business in the whole EU without any trouble or big paperwork. Why should one expand to the US then?

  • smilesmile Member
    edited September 2018

    @pike said:

    @smile said:
    @FR_Michael 19 years and still in Germany?

    As a german company you can do business in the whole EU without any trouble or big paperwork. Why should one expand to the US then?

    I said NORTH AMERICA. There is actually more than one country in North America for the ignorant. Also I'm not forcing him to do anything.

  • @smile said:
    I said NORTH AMERICA. There is actually more than one country in North America for the ignorant. Also I'm not forcing him to do anything.

    As a german company you can do business in the whole EU without any trouble or big paperwork. Why should one expand to any other country outside EU then?

    Also I didn't want to offend you.

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