Looking for EU dedicated/VDS that ignores junk abuse reports - high end CPU & XMR payments

Looking for a VDS or dedicated server (not VPS). Here's what i need:

• High end desktop CPU with at least 24 cores and strong single thread performance. Ryzen 9 7900X or i9 13900K as a minimum. Ryzen 9 9950X or i9 14900KS would be ideal.
• 64 GB RAM, ideally 128 GB.
• 1 TB NVMe SSD.

Do not offer me ancient Intel Xeons.

• Preferably Germany, the Netherlands, Switzerland, Sweden or another Scandinavian country. UK is acceptable but not my first choice.
• Please don't pitch Lithuania, Bulgaria or similar.
• IPv6 not needed.
• One IPv4, with the option to purchase extras.

• At least 1 Gbps port.

• Control panel with power control, KVM/IPMI and PXE boot is a big plus.

• Ability to install my own OS, or at least a current one Debian 13, not ancient templates stuck on Debian 12.

I need a provider that handles abuse reports like an adult. DMCA takedowns have no legal basis in EU anyway, so I expect junk notices from private companies (Netcraft, forwarded Cloudflare reports, etc.) to simply be ignored. Any legitimate court order will of course be respected.

Providers of the Impreza Host / NiceVPS / Njalla / PrivateAlps variety need not apply. These clowns have the nerve to charge you extra for ignoring DMCA notices - a legal construct that doesn't even exist in the EU. Paying a premium so your host does absolutely nothing? Hard pass.

Crypto only, preferably Monero (XMR) but any coin works. An in house payment gateway is strongly preferred over third party processors like Coingate.

Budget: 500 EUR/month max

If you fit the bill, drop your offer below or hit me up. Thanks!