The Eternal Väinämöinen -- Seedboxes Starting From 1.99€/Month or 6.99€/Year -- 700 Years Give Away

cloromorpho · August 18

SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 8307843004

JerryHou · August 19

is this the same deal as what has been sent via email? I noticed this thread and also email, snatched one from email... do I still apply for all the bonus?

ps20090 · August 19

@JerryHou said: is this the same deal as what has been sent via email? I noticed this thread and also email, snatched one from email... do I still apply for all the bonus?

I think so yes, please do try. I bought like 2 Euro plan back in June/July before this thread and I commented here about bonus and Väinämöinen (AI System admin) still credited me my bonus, I didn't have to open ticket or anything about it, all done automatically

JohnFilch123 · August 19

SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 3905089178

Andrey11 · August 19

@PulsedMedia said: 1TB R5 HDD Storage, 4 CPU Cores, 2GB RAM, 9.99€/YEAR GRAB NOW FOR JUST 9.99€ PER YEAR

Out of Stock

Andrey11 · August 19

MOARRRR

satsumace · August 19

SHOW-US-CELEBRATE-VAINAMOINEN; ##5581171592

PulsedMedia · August 19

@Kebab said:

SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 9593095814

SHOW-US-CELEBRATE-VAINAMOINEN; ##2342085471

The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 9593095814

The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 2342085471

The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 9030316034

it's hard to understand the rules so apply whatever ones are valid

split to separate comments

PulsedMedia · August 19

@emperor said:

@PulsedMedia said: PAIMENPILLI

Can you clear something for me? With single order can i get yabs bonus, snatch bonus and The Eternal Bonus ? Or its just 1 and i need to choose which one ? Thank you

all 3 i think, they are cumulative. for single service it is not just choose only one.

soulchief · August 19

The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 7445436007

PulsedMedia · August 19

@theonewhoknocks said:

SHOW-US-CELEBRATE-VAINAMOINEN; 4179845277

The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 4179845277

SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 4179845277

split to multiple comments.

@JerryHou said:
is this the same deal as what has been sent via email? I noticed this thread and also email, snatched one from email... do I still apply for all the bonus?

yes

dosai · August 19

@dosai said:

@PulsedMedia said:

Eternal Väinämöinen Trophy Drop: Paimenpilli 1TB R5 1G Seedbox

1TB R5 HDD Storage, 4 CPU Cores, 2GB RAM, 9.99€/YEAR GRAB NOW FOR JUST 9.99€ PER YEAR

This is essentially more CPU + RAM than the 10G 1TB offer for 1.99€ which is constantly out of stock and combined with a hard to pronounce name 🤔

All Information: https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php

Extra Bonus For Paimenpilli

Post a ###MY ETERNAL PAIMENPILLI #[ORDER ID HERE] YABS with your yabs.sh results and get +1 month to your service

(same rules are other snatch bonuses, 1 per account, and will be dropped once the feed is live on these bonuses)

Want To Be In The Loop?

Join our Discord and be the first to know!

22 left. Hurry if you want to snatch one.

MY ETERNAL PAIMENPILLI #3863369694 YABS
wget -qO- yabs.sh | bash
# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
#              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
#                     v2026-07-24                    #
# https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #

Mon Aug 17 08:18:24 PM EEST 2026

Basic System Information:
---------------------------------
Uptime     : 64 days, 9 hours, 56 minutes
Processor  : AMD Opteron(tm) Processor 6262 HE
CPU cores  : 16 @ 2099.965 MHz
AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
RAM        : 125.9 GiB
Swap       : 1.9 GiB
Disk       : 43.5 TiB
Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm)
Kernel     : 6.1.0-49-amd64
VM Type    : NONE
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌  Offline

IPv4 Network Information:
---------------------------------
ISP        : Magna Capax Finland Oy
ASN        : AS203003 Magna Capax Finland Oy
Host       : Magnacapax
Location   : Helsinki, Uusimaa (18)
Country    : Finland

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/md1):
---------------------------------
Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 888.83 KB/s    (217) | 3.80 MB/s       (58)
Write      | 928.76 KB/s    (226) | 4.03 MB/s       (61)
Total      | 1.81 MB/s      (443) | 7.83 MB/s      (119)
           |                      |
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 33.52 MB/s      (63) | 47.83 MB/s      (45)
Write      | 35.75 MB/s      (68) | 50.37 MB/s      (48)
Total      | 69.27 MB/s     (131) | 98.21 MB/s      (93)

@PulsedMedia I haven't received the extension.

xpreboun · August 19

SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 8477288905

xpreboun · August 19

The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 8477288905

xpreboun · August 19

SHOW-US-CELEBRATE-VAINAMOINEN; ##8477288905

theonewhoknocks · August 19

SHOW-US-CELEBRATE-VAINAMOINEN; 4179845277

theonewhoknocks · August 19

The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 4179845277

theonewhoknocks · August 19

SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 4179845277

PulsedMedia · August 19

@dosai said:
@dosai said:

@PulsedMedia said:

Eternal Väinämöinen Trophy Drop: Paimenpilli 1TB R5 1G Seedbox

1TB R5 HDD Storage, 4 CPU Cores, 2GB RAM, 9.99€/YEAR GRAB NOW FOR JUST 9.99€ PER YEAR

This is essentially more CPU + RAM than the 10G 1TB offer for 1.99€ which is constantly out of stock and combined with a hard to pronounce name 🤔

All Information: https://pulsedmedia.com/eternal-vainamoinen.php

Extra Bonus For Paimenpilli

Post a ###MY ETERNAL PAIMENPILLI #[ORDER ID HERE] YABS with your yabs.sh results and get +1 month to your service

(same rules are other snatch bonuses, 1 per account, and will be dropped once the feed is live on these bonuses)

Want To Be In The Loop?

Join our Discord and be the first to know!

22 left. Hurry if you want to snatch one.

MY ETERNAL PAIMENPILLI #3863369694 YABS
wget -qO- yabs.sh | bash
# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
#              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
#                     v2026-07-24                    #
# https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #

Mon Aug 17 08:18:24 PM EEST 2026

Basic System Information:
---------------------------------
Uptime     : 64 days, 9 hours, 56 minutes
Processor  : AMD Opteron(tm) Processor 6262 HE
CPU cores  : 16 @ 2099.965 MHz
AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
RAM        : 125.9 GiB
Swap       : 1.9 GiB
Disk       : 43.5 TiB
Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm)
Kernel     : 6.1.0-49-amd64
VM Type    : NONE
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌  Offline

IPv4 Network Information:
---------------------------------
ISP        : Magna Capax Finland Oy
ASN        : AS203003 Magna Capax Finland Oy
Host       : Magnacapax
Location   : Helsinki, Uusimaa (18)
Country    : Finland

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/md1):
---------------------------------
Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 888.83 KB/s    (217) | 3.80 MB/s       (58)
Write      | 928.76 KB/s    (226) | 4.03 MB/s       (61)
Total      | 1.81 MB/s      (443) | 7.83 MB/s      (119)
           |                      |
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 33.52 MB/s      (63) | 47.83 MB/s      (45)
Write      | 35.75 MB/s      (68) | 50.37 MB/s      (48)
Total      | 69.27 MB/s     (131) | 98.21 MB/s      (93)
@PulsedMedia I haven't received the extension.

It is not built yet, as per OP they will start handing out fairly soon and the feed released @ our site.

Also there is the fact i want to see if @angstrom or @jbiloh deletes this thread before i start doling out the bonuses, like what happened last time.

xpreboun · August 19

MY ETERNAL PAIMENPILLI #2429543074

# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
#              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
#                     v2026-07-24                    #
# https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #

Wed Aug 19 04:57:45 PM EEST 2026

Basic System Information:
---------------------------------
Uptime     : 16 days, 11 hours, 26 minutes
Processor  : AMD EPYC 7601 32-Core Processor
CPU cores  : 5 @ 2195.874 MHz
AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
RAM        : 11.0 GiB
Swap       : 7.0 GiB
Disk       : 21.8 TiB
Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm)
Kernel     : 6.1.0-49-amd64
VM Type    : KVM
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline

IPv4 Network Information:
---------------------------------
ISP        : Magna Capax Finland Oy
ASN        : AS203003 Magna Capax Finland Oy
Host       : Magna Capax Finland Oy
Location   : Helsinki, Uusimaa (18)
Country    : Finland

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/vda):
---------------------------------
Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
Read       | 386.04 KB/s     (94) | 6.17 MB/s       (94)
Write      | 408.57 KB/s     (99) | 6.53 MB/s       (99)
Total      | 794.62 KB/s    (193) | 12.70 MB/s     (193)
           |                      |                     
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
Read       | 43.69 MB/s      (83) | 43.99 MB/s      (41)
Write      | 46.05 MB/s      (87) | 47.34 MB/s      (45)
Total      | 89.75 MB/s     (170) | 91.33 MB/s      (86)

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
---------------------------------
Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping           
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----           
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 1.36 Gbits/sec  | 1.34 Gbits/sec  | 33.6 ms        
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 1.34 Gbits/sec  | 1.38 Gbits/sec  | 26.4 ms        
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 1.28 Gbits/sec  | 1.30 Gbits/sec  | 91.1 ms        
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 1.12 Gbits/sec  | busy            | 196 ms         
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 984 Mbits/sec   | 696 Mbits/sec   | 184 ms         
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 1.29 Gbits/sec  | 1.21 Gbits/sec  | 92.3 ms        
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 1.10 Gbits/sec  | 1.08 Gbits/sec  | 225 ms         

Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
---------------------------------
Test            | Value                         
                |                               
Single Core     |                               
Multi Core      |                               
Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/19030462

YABS completed in 15 min 36 sec

zejjnt · August 19

I hate bothering you again PulsedMedia but there is still none of the bonuses applied to any of my orders

stupidgenius answered my question; ping removed.

stupidgenius · August 19

@zejjnt said:
I hate bothering you again @PulsedMedia but there is still none of the bonuses applied to any of my orders

https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/4850288#Comment_4850288

zejjnt · August 19

@stupidgenius said:

@zejjnt said:
I hate bothering you again @PulsedMedia but there is still none of the bonuses applied to any of my orders

https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/4850288#Comment_4850288

TYVM, thread moves so fast that I missed that one

Fritz · August 19

Yearly restock please.

PulsedMedia · August 20

Bonuses Feed

It will come hopefully this week, just not quite yet.
Last time mods allowed the thread to run for a few weeks, and then just deleted the trhead without any warnings. Then came up with justifications. Plenty of it on the cest-pit.

To properly track, i want to build tooling first, you will get an email (if opted in) when applied, and the feed will be realtime live.

There is suprising amount of preparation, when the target is to hit exact 700 years sometime next year.

2oldheroes · August 20

@PulsedMedia said:

Bonuses Feed

It will come hopefully this week, just not quite yet.
Last time mods allowed the thread to run for a few weeks, and then just deleted the trhead without any warnings. Then came up with justifications. Plenty of it on the cest-pit.

To properly track, i want to build tooling first, you will get an email (if opted in) when applied, and the feed will be realtime live.

There is suprising amount of preparation, when the target is to hit exact 700 years sometime next year.

any plan to restock 8T offer ?

PulsedMedia · August 20

@2oldheroes said:

@PulsedMedia said:

Bonuses Feed

It will come hopefully this week, just not quite yet.
Last time mods allowed the thread to run for a few weeks, and then just deleted the trhead without any warnings. Then came up with justifications. Plenty of it on the cest-pit.

To properly track, i want to build tooling first, you will get an email (if opted in) when applied, and the feed will be realtime live.

There is suprising amount of preparation, when the target is to hit exact 700 years sometime next year.

any plan to restock 8T offer ?

read the page, it is on drip. 49 will be sold.

stable_genius · August 20

Eternal. Everything is eternal

until it ends.

TimboJones · August 20

What do you guys do to transfer the files to your home storage? syncthing, rsync, scp, etc?

deafcon · August 20

@TimboJones said:
What do you guys do to transfer the files to your home storage? syncthing, rsync, scp, etc?

Rsync, but it's triggered by a vibe coded media management app that I built.

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SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 3905089178

SHOW-US-CELEBRATE-VAINAMOINEN; ##5581171592

SNATCHED ONE ETERNAL, ORDER ID 9593095814

SHOW-US-CELEBRATE-VAINAMOINEN; ##2342085471

The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 9593095814

The Eternal Bonus ORDER ID: 2342085471