Looking for a provider that can host my buttplug.io public instance

forest · July 29

@Fingers said:

@wadhah said:

@Fingers said:
Glad im too old for this kind of stuff.

you are never old enough to try controlling some sex toys in your self hosted instance:

https://intiface.com check out intiface which is the buttplug.io software

or the buttplug.io dev starting guide https://buttplug.io/docs/dev-guide/intro/introduction

Guess im too straight, never been using lube or toys, old school fashion,

But if you need a place to keep ur dirty secrets, i can make an account for you at my private vaultwarden instance in tor network:

https://denton6putz3x5qvulu4ipfdaoz6t6t73c5cutb34wsxte7yjial4gid.onion/

Just let me know, if you would like to use it hard. Free of charge

Why are you using a self-signed certificate? You don't need that because onion services are already encrypted and authenticated.

concept · July 29

@forest said:

@wadhah said: interface that allows you to talk to your sex toys

Fun fact: This is a real thing and it's called teledildonics.

I was at a DEF CON talk that discussed hacking a dildo with a camera remotely. Yes, it ran Linux.

what about freebsd?

forest · July 29

@concept said:

@forest said:

@wadhah said: interface that allows you to talk to your sex toys

Fun fact: This is a real thing and it's called teledildonics.

I was at a DEF CON talk that discussed hacking a dildo with a camera remotely. Yes, it ran Linux.

what about freebsd?

I'm sure it could run FreeBSD if it had the right network drivers, but that particular IoT device had Linux inside.

rpqu · July 29

@forest said:

@concept said:

@forest said:

@wadhah said: interface that allows you to talk to your sex toys

Fun fact: This is a real thing and it's called teledildonics.

I was at a DEF CON talk that discussed hacking a dildo with a camera remotely. Yes, it ran Linux.

what about freebsd?

I'm sure it could run FreeBSD if it had the right network drivers, but that particular IoT device had Linux inside.

Were you on teledildonics debut? Though, no answer required

Fingers · July 29

@forest said:

@Fingers said:

@wadhah said:

@Fingers said:
Glad im too old for this kind of stuff.

you are never old enough to try controlling some sex toys in your self hosted instance:

https://intiface.com check out intiface which is the buttplug.io software

or the buttplug.io dev starting guide https://buttplug.io/docs/dev-guide/intro/introduction

Guess im too straight, never been using lube or toys, old school fashion,

But if you need a place to keep ur dirty secrets, i can make an account for you at my private vaultwarden instance in tor network:

https://denton6putz3x5qvulu4ipfdaoz6t6t73c5cutb34wsxte7yjial4gid.onion/

Just let me know, if you would like to use it hard. Free of charge

Why are you using a self-signed certificate? You don't need that because onion services are already encrypted and authenticated.

Vaultwarden don't let me making account without https, i use my self signed CA cert, so all my devices see it as trusted, if you know any way to use it with http, please let me know 🙃

forest · July 29

@Fingers said:

@forest said:

@Fingers said:

@wadhah said:

@Fingers said:
Glad im too old for this kind of stuff.

you are never old enough to try controlling some sex toys in your self hosted instance:

https://intiface.com check out intiface which is the buttplug.io software

or the buttplug.io dev starting guide https://buttplug.io/docs/dev-guide/intro/introduction

Guess im too straight, never been using lube or toys, old school fashion,

But if you need a place to keep ur dirty secrets, i can make an account for you at my private vaultwarden instance in tor network:

https://denton6putz3x5qvulu4ipfdaoz6t6t73c5cutb34wsxte7yjial4gid.onion/

Just let me know, if you would like to use it hard. Free of charge

Why are you using a self-signed certificate? You don't need that because onion services are already encrypted and authenticated.

Vaultwarden don't let me making account without https, i use my self signed CA cert, so all my devices see it as trusted, if you know any way to use it with http, please let me know 🙃

I think there's only one CA that does DV onion certificates, but it's not free: https://guides.harica.gr/docs/Guides/Server-Certificate/Request-for-Domain-Validated-DV/ (found from https://onionservices.torproject.org/apps/base/certificates/).

Besides that, the only solution is to modify Vaultwarden into thinking you're using HTTPS, either by modifying the code or by using Nginx as a local proxy (i.e. Tor -(http)-> Nginx -(https)-> Vaultwarden).

Fingers · July 29

@forest said:

@Fingers said:

@forest said:

@Fingers said:

@wadhah said:

@Fingers said:
Glad im too old for this kind of stuff.

you are never old enough to try controlling some sex toys in your self hosted instance:

https://intiface.com check out intiface which is the buttplug.io software

or the buttplug.io dev starting guide https://buttplug.io/docs/dev-guide/intro/introduction

Guess im too straight, never been using lube or toys, old school fashion,

But if you need a place to keep ur dirty secrets, i can make an account for you at my private vaultwarden instance in tor network:

https://denton6putz3x5qvulu4ipfdaoz6t6t73c5cutb34wsxte7yjial4gid.onion/

Just let me know, if you would like to use it hard. Free of charge

Why are you using a self-signed certificate? You don't need that because onion services are already encrypted and authenticated.

Vaultwarden don't let me making account without https, i use my self signed CA cert, so all my devices see it as trusted, if you know any way to use it with http, please let me know 🙃

I think there's only one CA that does DV onion certificates, but it's not free: https://guides.harica.gr/docs/Guides/Server-Certificate/Request-for-Domain-Validated-DV/ (found from https://onionservices.torproject.org/apps/base/certificates/).

Besides that, the only solution is to modify Vaultwarden into thinking you're using HTTPS, either by modifying the code or by using Nginx as a local proxy (i.e. Tor -(http)-> Nginx -(https)-> Vaultwarden).

Im using Caddy, is this config file correct ?

http://your_onion_address_here.onion:80 {
# Set maximum upload size for attachments (128MB)
request_body {
max_size 128MB
}

# Proxy all traffic to Vaultwarden and inject the HTTPS header
reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:8080 {
    header_up X-Forwarded-Proto https
}

}

(Not tried it yet, im in bed 🛌) old people always sleeping

forest · July 29

I have no idea, I'm not that familiar with Caddy.

Fingers · July 29

@forest said:
I have no idea, I'm not that familiar with Caddy.

Nginx looks more complicated, when i can take my old bones out of bed, i should try this config, http would be easier solution anyways

x1arch · July 29

@wadhah said:

@Fingers said:
Glad im too old for this kind of stuff.

you are never old enough to try controlling some sex toys in your self hosted instance:

https://intiface.com check out intiface which is the buttplug.io software

or the buttplug.io dev starting guide https://buttplug.io/docs/dev-guide/intro/introduction

Jesus Christ, that's wasn't a joke.

stable_genius · July 29

@plumberg said:
Is buttplug haram or halal @wadhah

That will determine the recommendations

It depends on diameter, if buttplug diameter larger than 3 inches then it's halal, if smaller than 1 inch then it's haram.

stable_genius · July 29

@emgh said:
Looking for halal buttplug

Look in the XXXXXXXXXLLL sized secion then, you'll find them there. For maximum halalness pick the biggest you can find.

crunchbits · July 29

@wadhah said:

@concept said:
Try Terabit

Thank you for your suggestion we currently host our temporary instance on excellent affordable DDoS protected servers from Terabit (this is for google)

but we need to expand to more location as demand for our public instance is growing

My buttplug instance is a grower not a shower

Growers unite.

Would be up for it in Dallas. Protection there is also a grower not a shower. Can DM to make sure I don't waste your time, but I know one of our primary devs @benha is a big fan of your website.

stable_genius · July 29

@x1arch said:

@wadhah said:

@Fingers said:
Glad im too old for this kind of stuff.

you are never old enough to try controlling some sex toys in your self hosted instance:

https://intiface.com check out intiface which is the buttplug.io software

or the buttplug.io dev starting guide https://buttplug.io/docs/dev-guide/intro/introduction

Jesus Christ, that's wasn't a joke.

No, smart anal devices are no joke, smart anal beads in particular can be very powerful alternative communication devices.

A low ranked chess grandmaster used smart anal beads with great success, he managed to communicate with the world outside using them and as a result he managed to beat the greatest of the the great grandmasters. If you have the talent you can use smart anal beads to control pretty much everything really.

If Hans Niemann was able to beat Magnus Carlsen thanks to smart anal beads now imagine what you could achieve. Hans Niemann is talented, with some practice you can be talented too.

Void · July 29

@Fingers said:

@forest said:
I have no idea, I'm not that familiar with Caddy.

Nginx looks more complicated, when i can take my old bones out of bed, i should try this config, http would be easier solution anyways

Lesson learnt: Avoid fingering in a buttplug thread to prevent bans.

TylerPYTHON · July 29

@stable_genius said:

@x1arch said:

@wadhah said:

@Fingers said:
Glad im too old for this kind of stuff.

you are never old enough to try controlling some sex toys in your self hosted instance:

https://intiface.com check out intiface which is the buttplug.io software

or the buttplug.io dev starting guide https://buttplug.io/docs/dev-guide/intro/introduction

Jesus Christ, that's wasn't a joke.

No, smart anal devices are no joke, smart anal beads in particular can be very powerful alternative communication devices.

A low ranked chess grandmaster used smart anal beads with great success, he managed to communicate with the world outside using them and as a result he managed to beat the greatest of the the great grandmasters. If you have the talent you can use smart anal beads to control pretty much everything really.

If Hans Niemann was able to beat Magnus Carlsen thanks to smart anal beads now imagine what you could achieve. Hans Niemann is talented, with some practice you can be talented too.

Allegedly... butt, it is pretty funny to imagine bluetooth butt tech enhancing chess performance. I would sign up for this if it could make me a better welder. Bravo on the comedy gold though. That was great for a laugh.

stable_genius · July 30

@TylerPYTHON said:

@stable_genius said:

@x1arch said:

@wadhah said:

@Fingers said:
Glad im too old for this kind of stuff.

you are never old enough to try controlling some sex toys in your self hosted instance:

https://intiface.com check out intiface which is the buttplug.io software

or the buttplug.io dev starting guide https://buttplug.io/docs/dev-guide/intro/introduction

Jesus Christ, that's wasn't a joke.

No, smart anal devices are no joke, smart anal beads in particular can be very powerful alternative communication devices.

A low ranked chess grandmaster used smart anal beads with great success, he managed to communicate with the world outside using them and as a result he managed to beat the greatest of the the great grandmasters. If you have the talent you can use smart anal beads to control pretty much everything really.

If Hans Niemann was able to beat Magnus Carlsen thanks to smart anal beads now imagine what you could achieve. Hans Niemann is talented, with some practice you can be talented too.

Allegedly... butt, it is pretty funny to imagine bluetooth butt tech enhancing chess performance. I would sign up for this if it could make me a better welder. Bravo on the comedy gold though. That was great for a laugh.

Smart anal beads work great with morse code actually, you can sit an exam, for example, and have someone outside sending the answers in morse code to the smart beads in your anus, much like Nieman got the chess moves he needed to beat Carlsen.

Perfect exam cheating tool, people are building profitable businesses on top of this. You only have to learn read morse code which is easy.

TylerPYTHON · July 30

@stable_genius said:

@TylerPYTHON said:

@stable_genius said:

@x1arch said:

@wadhah said:

@Fingers said:
Glad im too old for this kind of stuff.

you are never old enough to try controlling some sex toys in your self hosted instance:

https://intiface.com check out intiface which is the buttplug.io software

or the buttplug.io dev starting guide https://buttplug.io/docs/dev-guide/intro/introduction

Jesus Christ, that's wasn't a joke.

No, smart anal devices are no joke, smart anal beads in particular can be very powerful alternative communication devices.

A low ranked chess grandmaster used smart anal beads with great success, he managed to communicate with the world outside using them and as a result he managed to beat the greatest of the the great grandmasters. If you have the talent you can use smart anal beads to control pretty much everything really.

If Hans Niemann was able to beat Magnus Carlsen thanks to smart anal beads now imagine what you could achieve. Hans Niemann is talented, with some practice you can be talented too.

Allegedly... butt, it is pretty funny to imagine bluetooth butt tech enhancing chess performance. I would sign up for this if it could make me a better welder. Bravo on the comedy gold though. That was great for a laugh.

Smart anal beads work great with morse code actually, you can sit an exam, for example, and have someone outside sending the answers in morse code to the smart beads in your anus, much like Nieman got the chess moves he needed to beat Carlsen.

Perfect exam cheating tool, people are building profitable businesses on top of this. You only have to learn read morse code which is easy.

So do all professional chess meets incur cavity searches now? Seems like competition breaking technology here!

yoursunny · July 30

@forest said:
I was at a DEF CON talk that discussed hacking a dildo with a camera remotely. Yes, it ran Linux.

Will you meet fans at DEFCON?

stable_genius · July 30

@TylerPYTHON said:

@stable_genius said:

@TylerPYTHON said:

@stable_genius said:

@x1arch said:

@wadhah said:

@Fingers said:
Glad im too old for this kind of stuff.

you are never old enough to try controlling some sex toys in your self hosted instance:

https://intiface.com check out intiface which is the buttplug.io software

or the buttplug.io dev starting guide https://buttplug.io/docs/dev-guide/intro/introduction

Jesus Christ, that's wasn't a joke.

No, smart anal devices are no joke, smart anal beads in particular can be very powerful alternative communication devices.

A low ranked chess grandmaster used smart anal beads with great success, he managed to communicate with the world outside using them and as a result he managed to beat the greatest of the the great grandmasters. If you have the talent you can use smart anal beads to control pretty much everything really.

If Hans Niemann was able to beat Magnus Carlsen thanks to smart anal beads now imagine what you could achieve. Hans Niemann is talented, with some practice you can be talented too.

Allegedly... butt, it is pretty funny to imagine bluetooth butt tech enhancing chess performance. I would sign up for this if it could make me a better welder. Bravo on the comedy gold though. That was great for a laugh.

Smart anal beads work great with morse code actually, you can sit an exam, for example, and have someone outside sending the answers in morse code to the smart beads in your anus, much like Nieman got the chess moves he needed to beat Carlsen.

Perfect exam cheating tool, people are building profitable businesses on top of this. You only have to learn read morse code which is easy.

So do all professional chess meets incur cavity searches now? Seems like competition breaking technology here!

Exam cheating and professional gambling are the real business opportunities these days, that's where there's big money to be made, professional chess is no longer relevant.

Gambling is particularly tricky as it requires bidirectionality, you must be able to send messages out too but only a few people are able to squeeze the beads in morse code without getting noticed, the audience is very attentive to unnatural movement and there's a high risk of getting caught.

Getting messages in is easy and safe but sending them out is hard and risky.

barbarza · July 30

@Saragoldfarb said:
Heard great stuff about https://cockhost.com

Where the cock meets the butt... No, that doesn't sound right...

Void · July 30

@barbarza said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Heard great stuff about https://cockhost.com

Where the cock meets the butt... No, that doesn't sound right...

That’s @Rubben

stable_genius · July 30

@barbarza said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
Heard great stuff about https://cockhost.com

Where the cock meets the butt... No, that doesn't sound right...

How about...

Where the butt hits the cock.

sounds a lot better, no?

Yes it does. Sounds much better!

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