Looking for a reliable maid to clean out servers and fans in a DC, will provide outfit

wadhah · May 8

Hi

I currently have a couple cabs in a very dusty DC (it's a Level 3 DC in @beanman109's shed)

I need a reliable maid to go clean the servers because they are getting really hot and the temperature warning emails are annoying me

will provide outfit pictured below:

Serious offers only

oloke · May 8

I recommend either @mandala or @rpqu

Notable mention: https://maid.zone/

Saragoldfarb · May 8

Allowed to wear heels?

mans_xd · May 8

i would recommend @mandala too
and @nekomikoreimu can help too

Murv · May 8

@wadhah said: will provide outfit pictured below:

@jbiloh I think you'd look real good in one of these, what do you think?

jbiloh · May 8

@Murv said:

@wadhah said: will provide outfit pictured below:

@jbiloh I think you'd look real good in one of these, what do you think?

Savage.

Do your worst.

Rubben · May 9

i vote @jsg

KeqingWangy · May 9

Please choose your favorite maid.

forest · May 9

Are knives allowed in your datacenter? I know a 2hu who has a lot of time on her hands.

sakuya

yoursunny · May 9

Are push-ups permitted in your DC?
Here's the consequence.

plumberg · May 9

@wadhah

Do you need someone to finger the servers after cleaned? I could help strongly with the fingering part

deafcon · May 9

@plumberg said:
@wadhah

Do you need someone to finger the servers after cleaned? I could help strongly with the fingering part

This reminds me of Id Software's finger profiles way back when. Carmack, Brian Hook, and maybe others posted stuff about drag racing. Carmack had the modded F40 and Hook had a Viper. That's some good nostalgia.

rpqu · May 9

@oloke said:
I recommend either @mandala or @rpqu

Notable mention: https://maid.zone/

I can say no for free trip to Brisbane. That will be $0.00833/second plus $40/day allowance plus $1200 on flight ticket. Max 30 days a year

plumberg · May 9

@deafcon said:

@plumberg said:
@wadhah

Do you need someone to finger the servers after cleaned? I could help strongly with the fingering part

This reminds me of Id Software's finger profiles way back when. Carmack, Brian Hook, and maybe others posted stuff about drag racing. Carmack had the modded F40 and Hook had a Viper. That's some good nostalgia.

Yah
Beings back memories now

O boy

ralf · May 9

@deafcon said:

@plumberg said:
@wadhah

Do you need someone to finger the servers after cleaned? I could help strongly with the fingering part

This reminds me of Id Software's finger profiles way back when. Carmack, Brian Hook, and maybe others posted stuff about drag racing. Carmack had the modded F40 and Hook had a Viper. That's some good nostalgia.

My first interpretation of "stuff about drag racing" was racing whilst wearing drag.

ehab · May 9

@wadhah said:

Serious offers only

@Saragoldfarb ?

ehab · May 9

@plumberg said:
@wadhah

Do you need someone to finger the servers after cleaned? I could help strongly with the fingering part

i know

nix_ · May 9

🤨

skimply153 · May 9

Femboys are made for this. I'm sure you can find a suitable one in no time.

hyperblast · May 9

@Saragoldfarb said:
Allowed to wear heels?

did i read heels?

plumberg · May 9

@ralf said:

@deafcon said:

@plumberg said:
@wadhah

Do you need someone to finger the servers after cleaned? I could help strongly with the fingering part

This reminds me of Id Software's finger profiles way back when. Carmack, Brian Hook, and maybe others posted stuff about drag racing. Carmack had the modded F40 and Hook had a Viper. That's some good nostalgia.

My first interpretation of "stuff about drag racing" was racing whilst wearing drag.

That works too, right?

deafcon · May 9

@ralf said:

@deafcon said:

@plumberg said:
@wadhah

Do you need someone to finger the servers after cleaned? I could help strongly with the fingering part

This reminds me of Id Software's finger profiles way back when. Carmack, Brian Hook, and maybe others posted stuff about drag racing. Carmack had the modded F40 and Hook had a Viper. That's some good nostalgia.

My first interpretation of "stuff about drag racing" was racing whilst wearing drag.