Win a Real Doll!

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  May 2

  @FAT32 said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @raindog308 said:

  @Foul said: Will shoot a DM.

  If we shoot Dungeon Masters do we get something more?

  A visit from the doctor

  

  I am a bit worried about your collection...

  

  Thanked by 11FAT32 crunchbits Decicus cainyxues lothos Blembim Murv host_c sh97 lukast__ benha
• Blembim Member

  May 2

  @beanman109 said:

  @FAT32 said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @raindog308 said:

  @Foul said: Will shoot a DM.

  If we shoot Dungeon Masters do we get something more?

  A visit from the doctor

  

  I am a bit worried about your collection...

  

  

  Thanked by 4crunchbits beanman109 Murv host_c
• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  May 2

  @Blembim said:

  @beanman109 said:

  @FAT32 said:

  @crunchbits said:

  @raindog308 said:

  @Foul said: Will shoot a DM.

  If we shoot Dungeon Masters do we get something more?

  A visit from the doctor

  

  I am a bit worried about your collection...

  

  

  your local wildlife is armed and dangerous

  Thanked by 2Blembim Murv
• rpqu Member

  May 2

  Fumo Fumo
• PuDLeZ Member

  May 2

  I'm great with paying my invoices before the due date though I should login to my crunchbits account and check there just to make sure nothing is due. In my defense, I'd expect I would get an "invoice generated/due" email and I did triennially or something like that so it's not like I had to care/be mindful about a due date.
• sh97 Member, Host Rep

  May 2

  Shoddy attempt at meme-ing

  Thanked by 3cainyxues crunchbits beanman109
• rpqu Member

  May 2

  @sh97 said:
  Shoddy attempt at meme-ing

  Idk what's this supposed to mean
• bdl Member

  May 2

  @rpqu said:

  @sh97 said:
  Shoddy attempt at meme-ing

  Idk what's this supposed to mean

  
• Smigit Member

  May 2

  Awesome cause. Opened ticket TPI-261825

  Thanked by 1emgh
• Smigit Member

  May 2 edited May 2

  Aghhhh…

  Thanked by 1emgh
• Smigit Member

  May 2 edited May 2

  Aghhhh timeouts…

  Thanked by 1emgh
• emgh Member, Megathread Squad

  May 2

  @Smigit said:
  Awesome cause. Opened ticket TPI-261825

  i knew my big cock would donate very kind

  Thanked by 1Smigit
• Smigit Member

  May 2 edited May 2

  @emgh said:

  @Smigit said:
  Awesome cause. Opened ticket TPI-261825

  i knew my big cock would donate very kind

  Big cock needs a sexy real doll

  Thanked by 1emgh
• rpqu Member

  May 2

  @crunchbits

  
  

  
  Brainstormed Creative Costume Concepts (Japanese)
  

  
  Love the creative direction! Each of these works surprisingly well with the Crunchbits color palette. Let me break them down:

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  セーラー服 (Sailor Uniform) Variants

  Classic Sailor + Red Stripes
  The red stripe language maps perfectly to the Crunchbits red accent. This is probably the most natural fit.

  Chibi anime fumo plushie, female Crunchbits mascot. Classic Japanese sailor 
  uniform (serafuku), white top with deep black sailor collar edged with two 
  red stripes, matching black pleated skirt with red stripe hem. Red ribbon 
  bow tie at chest. Black thigh-high socks. Black and red twin tail hair. 
  Small black on-ear headphones. Crunchbits logo small embroidered patch on 
  collar. Holding small SFP+ module, thumbs up other hand. Seated fumo pose, 
  soft plushie texture, clean neutral background.
  

  Sweater-over-Sailor
  The cozy-techwear crossover. Very popular in contemporary Japanese street fashion.

  Chibi anime fumo plushie, female Crunchbits mascot. Japanese sailor uniform 
  with black oversized crewneck sweater worn over it, sailor collar peeking 
  out from under sweater neckline, red stripe visible on collar edge. Black 
  pleated skirt. Crunchbits logo on sweater chest. Black thigh-high socks 
  with red band. Red ribbon partially visible under sweater. Black and red 
  hair in loose side ponytail. Soft plushie/fumo fabric texture, seated pose.
  

  Blazer-type セーラー (Gakuran-inspired hybrid)
  More structured, corporate-meets-school — actually very on-brand for a hosting company.

  Chibi anime fumo plushie, female Crunchbits mascot. Japanese school blazer 
  uniform, deep black blazer with red piping on lapels and cuffs, white dress 
  shirt underneath, black pleated skirt with double red stripe hem, small 
  red ribbon at collar. Crunchbits logo as embroidered breast pocket badge. 
  Black over-ear headphones. Black knee-high socks. Black and red twin tail 
  hair. Seated fumo pose, thumbs up, holding small server chip, soft fabric 
  texture, clean background.
  

  ---

  Lolita Variants

  Sweet Lolita (Brand-aligned)
  Unexpected but the black+red combo makes this work without going off-brand.

  Chibi anime fumo plushie, female Crunchbits mascot. Sweet lolita fashion, 
  black dress with layered petticoat skirt, red lace trim on every frill tier, 
  puff sleeves with red ribbon cuffs, Crunchbits logo as a small cameo brooch 
  at chest, red ribbon headdress with small black lace. Black lace-trim ankle 
  socks. Black Mary Jane shoes. Black and red hair in twin drills. Holding 
  a tiny ornate server prop. Seated pose, soft plushie fumo texture, pastel 
  studio background.
  

  Gothic Lolita — this one is the strongest fit IMO
  The existing mascot is already dark techwear — Gothic Lolita is the natural fashion-subculture translation.

  Chibi anime fumo plushie, female Crunchbits mascot. Gothic lolita fashion, 
  floor-length black tiered dress with deep red underskirt layers visible at 
  hem, black lace overlay on bodice, structured black bolero jacket with red 
  satin lining, Crunchbits logo as silver gothic cross brooch on chest, white 
  lace jabot at neck with red ribbon center. Black lace headdress. Black 
  over-ear headphones worn over headdress. Black lace gloves. Holding ornate 
  candelabra with small server rack motif. Black and red hair in side twin 
  tails. Seated fumo pose, soft plushie fabric texture, dark moody background 
  with subtle green server LED glow.
  

  Kuro Lolita (All-black with red soul)
  Minimalist — monochrome with only the Crunchbits red as accent color. Very striking as a pair with the male fumo.

  Chibi anime fumo plushie, female Crunchbits mascot. Kuro lolita style, 
  all-black tiered mini dress, black organza overskirt, black puff sleeves, 
  single red satin ribbon at waist as the only color accent, Crunchbits logo 
  embroidered in dark red thread on bodice, black lace collar, small black 
  headbow. Black over-ear headphones. Black lace-top thigh-high socks. 
  Thumbs up, holding small SFP+ module. Seated fumo pose, all-black outfit, 
  matte fabric texture with subtle sheen on lace panels, clean white background 
  for maximum contrast.
  

  ---

  My Ranking for the Pair Concept

  Style	Fits brand	Pairs with male	Distinctiveness
  Gothic Lolita	★★★★★	★★★★★	★★★★★
  Blazer Sailor	★★★★★	★★★★☆	★★★★☆
  Kuro Lolita	★★★★☆	★★★★★	★★★★☆
  Classic Sailor	★★★★☆	★★★☆☆	★★★☆☆
  Sweet Lolita	★★★☆☆	★★★☆☆	★★★★☆

  Gothic Lolita with the server rack LED glow background photographed next to the male fumo in a real datacenter would be genuinely striking marketing material for Crunchbits.
  
• suyadi92 Member

  May 2

  Real doll plis
• anakara Member

  May 2

  Excited
• rpqu Member

  May 2 edited May 2

  prompted: Gothic Lolita

  
  
  
  
  
  

  prompted: Blazer Sailor

  
  
  
  
  
  

  prompted: kuro lolita

  
  
  
  
  
  

  prompted: classic sailor

  
  
  
  
  

  
  

  prompted: sweater over sailor

  
  
  
  
  
  

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• Neoon Community Contributor, Veteran

  May 2 edited May 2

  @xvps said:

  @gbzret4d said:
  Are the dolls fuckable, asking for a friend @emgh

  

  Just got a new monitor, it looks even better now.
  These colors, so vibrant.

  Thanked by 5emgh barbarza Murv oloke gbzret4d
• gbzret4d Member

  May 2 edited May 2

  @rpqu said:
  

  prompted: Gothic Lolita

  
  
  
  
  
  

  prompted: Blazer Sailor

  
  
  
  
  
  

  prompted: kuro lolita

  
  
  
  
  
  

  prompted: classic sailor

  
  
  
  
  

  
  

  prompted: sweater over sailor

  
  
  
  
  
  

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  They are all nsfw

  closest i will ever come to see the primary female reproductive organ

  Thanked by 1oloke
• bdl Member

  May 2

  @xvps said:

  @totally_not_banned said:

  @xvps said:

  @rpqu said:

  @xvps said:

  @lothos said:
  This is awesome, thank you to everyone involved with setting this up.

  Save me a 2XL please!! Should I DM you or will you hit me up?

  

  2XL ?

  Do you plan to wear it like a costume?

  Apparel have different sizes
  Avg. US XL ≠ Avg. EU XL. But, XXL usually larger than any XL standards. And we have to take into account fabric cutting margin of error, inelastic fabric, or even the cutting pattern. So, it's easier to just order 1 size above your real size

  

  I kind of get the idea. Sending stuff back because its actually toddler XL (or whatever your preferred size may be) is annoying but then i also hate looking like a guy in a sack. Its one of those difficult decisions.

  @crunchbits, don't forget to include a return slip for the guys who can't fit their new Crunchbit doll and look like a guy in a sack.

  Or even better, send them a Crunchbit purse sack instead.

  

  

  

  Thanked by 4rpqu gbzret4d Smigit TimboJones
• rpqu Member

  May 2

  @bdl, you mentioned you only wanted the hoodie and not the fumo. Have you decided who you’re going to give the fumo to instead?
• bdl Member

  May 2

  @rpqu said:
  @bdl, you mentioned you only wanted the hoodie and not the fumo. Have you decided who you’re going to give the fumo to instead?

  gonna hang on to fumo for the time being
• rpqu Member

  May 2

  @bdl said:

  @rpqu said:
  @bdl, you mentioned you only wanted the hoodie and not the fumo. Have you decided who you’re going to give the fumo to instead?

  gonna hang on to fumo for the time being

  Okay
• default Veteran

  May 2

  One of these dolls should really go to @FAT32

  

  Thanked by 8iriska Murv ralf cainyxues WyvernCo FAT32 barbarza admax
• ralf Member

  May 2

  @cainyxues said:
  As @crunchbits said what @emgh taught him
  it isn't about the size, but the thought that matters

  @emgh also said "No pain, no gain"

  Thanked by 3cainyxues crunchbits Decicus
• crunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

  May 2 edited May 2

  @default said:

  One of these dolls should really go to @FAT32

  He has to collect in person. From one of my associates. He will be at Oi Man Shang in HKG.

  

  Thanked by 7rpqu Murv plumberg oloke Decicus lothos FAT32
• allthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

  May 2

  @xvps said:

  @gbzret4d said:
  Are the dolls fuckable, asking for a friend @emgh

  

  Mate what the fuck is this

  Thanked by 5Murv oloke emgh Decicus xvps
• rpqu Member

  May 2 edited May 2

  @crunchbits said:

  @default said:

  One of these dolls should really go to @FAT32

  He has to collect in person. From one of my associates. He will be at Oi Man Shang in HKG.

  

  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  @allthemtings said:

  @xvps said:

  @gbzret4d said:
  Are the dolls fuckable, asking for a friend @emgh

  

  Mate what the fuck is this

  Fumo

  Thanked by 1crunchbits
• rpqu Member

  May 2

  @allthemtings Are you going to claim the hoodies+fumo? How about I donate $11 on your behalf and you will tell @crunchbits to ship it to my shipping address.
  Deal?
• allthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

  May 2

  @rpqu said:
  @allthemtings Are you going to claim the hoodies+fumo? How about I donate $11 on your behalf and you will tell @crunchbits to ship it to my shipping address.
  Deal?

  Hope you win and have fun the with fumo