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Crunchbits fully rebrands to SynTeq HPC
crunchbits.com now redirects to https://synteqhpc.com, with a video explaining where they are at.
New stock, new locations. (Dallas, Texas and Sofia, Bulgaria)

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@crunchbits new fumo ?
Finally someone can stop renewing https://crunchbit.ch/
same fumo but nobody's had yet. ive been seasoning them in the datacenter. plus a really spicy bonus that @FAT32 might ban me over. ive had something in my drafts for a few days but was holding off posting since we're all on-site making final pushes.
Wishing @crunchbits and the team smooth sailing and success in the journey ahead.
Can I have one of those surplus fumo?
Gimme mine
NOW
Yeric..........
This rebranding deserves to be celebrated with some deals
What happened to your hand mate? I hope you're grand.
F A K E.
the sad part is, crankbis no longer works.
Meanwhile, their sister brand CrankBis has deadpooled, https://crankbis.com/ redirects to parking page.
@sh97 @wadhah pls fix.
Do I hear "relocation of easter specials to Sofia possible" ?
Just like @Void, I can now stop renewing
crankbis.comI voted @crunchbits as the top provider of 2025. Maybe I should have voted Synteq too.
Just look at this dedicated technician, working even with his hand stitched and stashing fumo dolls for us — that's passion right there!
Ok.. great to hear that crunchbits ou was not incorporated in crunchbits srl....
Tonight’s jerk session sorted @emgh
All good. Had the wound closure strips on hand luckily. Sometimes old incorrectly installed rails catch you, especially when trying to hustle.
Whats the meaning of HPC sir?
Corrected: This rebranding deserves to be celebrated with some deals stock
Honoring Precious Crunchbits
Oops.
Healthy Penis Clinic
@crunchbits ... deals and/or stock .. injured hand notwithstanding
Crunchy sent us shirt in 2023, but it’s about to rupture due to chest growth.
To retain the ad unit on our chest, they shall send us another shirt (either crunchy or SynTeq branded) or the hoodie (size M).
Otherwise, we’ll have no choice but switch to GreenCloudVPS shirt.
Manb00bs growth
Noice
i need @ComputeBox hoodie too
No more crunching tits. I do not approve.
MAN-BOOBS
Finally! @yoursunny delivers!
Is very woke, Huge Penis or Clitoris.