Easter Megathread. Smoll plate chickens, bigg eggs. 2026 edition!

DediRock · April 13

@plumberg said:

@DediRock said:

@FAT32 said:

@DediRock said:

@DrNutella said:

@DediRock said:

@DrNutella said:
@SolidVPS
@DediRock
@SmokyHosts

Show us some love. Limited stock deels pls! Stock of 1 acceptable. Make us cry.

lol @DrNutella suggestions?

Drop a $100/yr dedi. Stock 1
If too cheap, $200/yr still a steal.

Specs - Mr. @DediRock choose. @crunchbits always gives good advice. Make it profitable. Even if it’s a little. Don’t sell at a loss.

I can probably do one dedicated @ $100 for the year

Can you drop some dedi at this price?

I'm checking too see what I can do

Only you can hook up 🪝

lol thank you @plumberg

DediRock · April 13

@Saragoldfarb said:
@DediRock post your future promos on Imgur, the Brits will thank you

Noted!

DediRock · April 13

@lovelyserver said:
Right. 3 more services from @DediRock . 13 services now.

Hello @lovelyserver,

Awesome! Thank you very much, a new status

A Tredecuple-DediRock Offender™

The DediRock Family™

Saragoldfarb · April 13

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#                     v2025-04-20                    #
# https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
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Mon Apr 13 06:24:35 PM UTC 2026

Basic System Information:
---------------------------------
Uptime     : 3 days, 20 hours, 56 minutes
Processor  : Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2650 v2 @ 2.60GHz
CPU cores  : 1 @ 2599.998 MHz
AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
RAM        : 2.4 GiB
Swap       : 1.5 GiB
Disk       : 13.2 GiB
Distro     : Ubuntu 24.04.4 LTS
Kernel     : 6.8.0-31-generic
VM Type    : KVM
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline

IPv4 Network Information:
---------------------------------
ISP        : HostPapa
ASN        : AS36352 HostPapa
Host       : HostPapa
Location   : Los Angeles, California (CA)
Country    : United States

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/vda1):
---------------------------------
Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 21.77 MB/s    (5.4k) | 274.60 MB/s   (4.2k)
Write      | 21.79 MB/s    (5.4k) | 276.04 MB/s   (4.3k)
Total      | 43.56 MB/s   (10.8k) | 550.64 MB/s   (8.6k)
           |                      |
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 584.01 MB/s   (1.1k) | 594.48 MB/s    (580)
Write      | 615.04 MB/s   (1.2k) | 634.07 MB/s    (619)
Total      | 1.19 GB/s     (2.3k) | 1.22 GB/s     (1.1k)

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
---------------------------------
Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 781 Mbits/sec   | 328 Mbits/sec   | 135 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 797 Mbits/sec   | 629 Mbits/sec   | 152 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 604 Mbits/sec   | 225 Mbits/sec   | 237 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 759 Mbits/sec   | 597 Mbits/sec   | 182 ms
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 939 Mbits/sec   | 941 Mbits/sec   | 0.498 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 899 Mbits/sec   | 676 Mbits/sec   | 66.4 ms
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 777 Mbits/sec   | 255 Mbits/sec   | 168 ms

Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
---------------------------------
Test            | Value
                |
Single Core     | 440
Multi Core      | 437
Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/17617166

YABS completed in 28 min 50 sec

look at this bad boi! once ipv6 added. sweet

DediRock · April 14

@NotFoundException said:

@DediRock said:

@ctdv said:

@DediRock said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@AlteredParadox said:
Oooof. 4 new notifications and no deals. @Saragoldfarb i think we have failed.

Yeah... I usually say theres no shame in failure but this one is hard to swallow > @DediRock said:

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DediRock said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
@DediRock ... We need someone rocking our eggsb

hello! @Saragoldfarb ok!!! Sorry for such a long lag!!! Promo code maybe? 10% off?

Ai been sleeping anything is welcome at this stage as we resulted to tagging @host_c for deals by now so you know we hit rock bottom.

Ps. Love you @host_c .

Even DediRock AI™ needs sleep But was also setting up more servers

Kaboom!!! Code is EasterMegaThread2026 10% all purchases and yes reoccurring

Thank You!!

Woot woot! @Daddy hooks us up! Thanks @DediRock !

lol Woot! @Saragoldfarb,

You bet, I am glad to be a part of the thread and the community! Thanks!

If I buy a machine for $6 per year now, will I still get double the broadband and an additional IPv6 address?

Hey @ctdv yep yep!!

Wow, even with these using old v1 xeons, these are still really good value, especially considering the uptime of my VPSs. @DediRock never disappoints.

Order Number: 7656111751

Is a dedi deal still coming or did I miss it?

Thank you very much @NotFoundException doubled your bandwidth and added Ipv6

Thank You!!

DediRock · April 14

@deafcon said:

@AlteredParadox said:
One of my two @DediRock storages lucked out and got on a newer node with a E5-2683 v4. best benchmark out of all 6 boxes

My node also has that proc. I hope we're on the same node. My assumption is that fewer accounts that have larger blocks of storage assigned to them will mean better iops than a bunch of smaller plans. I have 16TB on a single node. DediRock hooks it up.

Woot thx @deafcon greatly appreciate that!

DediRock · April 14

@AlteredParadox said:
@DediRock can you double BW on invoice 28318 and invoice 28635? I already have ipv6 on those, but haven't seen any bandwidth changes hit

Hello @AlteredParadox,

You bet man I doubled your bandwidth on both:) Thank you again, I really appreciate the support and the orders

Thank You!

cybertech · April 14

any link to the dedirock deal?

AlteredParadox · April 14

@DediRock said:

@AlteredParadox said:
@DediRock when shall we see this glorious $100/yr thing you speak of!?! I must know when to spam refresh so i can beat @Saragoldfarb

lol I am still checking too see if I can do one Will definitely keep you posted on it

ARE WE THERE YET!?!?!

Saragoldfarb · April 14

Wait? We can double shit... Lemme look up my order number!

Saragoldfarb · April 14

@DediRock please double ram and add ip6 on Order Number: 4910290756

Fubuki · April 14

any promos here today? im to tired to find some

AlteredParadox · April 14

MOAR

Saragoldfarb · April 14

@AlteredParadox said:
MOAR PORN

API · April 14

@DediRock same here, please double ram and add ipv6 - the order is stuck in fraud review bit I've already sent a ticket, hope to experience your RockSupport™

Order Number: 2646275115

Saragoldfarb · April 14

@API said:
@DediRock same here, please double ram and add ipv6 - the order is stuck in fraud review bit I've already sent a ticket, hope to experience your RCockSupport™

Order Number: 2646275115

DediRock · April 15

@AlteredParadox said:

@DediRock said:

@AlteredParadox said:
@DediRock when shall we see this glorious $100/yr thing you speak of!?! I must know when to spam refresh so i can beat @Saragoldfarb

lol I am still checking too see if I can do one Will definitely keep you posted on it

ARE WE THERE YET!?!?!

lol no not yet Almost

DediRock · April 15

@Saragoldfarb said:
@DediRock please double ram and add ip6 on Order Number: 4910290756

SLWSLD™

Saragoldfarb · April 15

@DediRock said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
@DediRock please double ram and add ip6 on Order Number: 4910290756

SLWSLD™

wuuuuuuut???!!!!!! thank you ! Also, great taste in music

API · April 15

@DediRock your support fixed the biking issue quite quickly, thanks!

Now it's provisioned please double ram and add ipv6, thanks!!

Order Number: 2646275115

AlteredParadox · April 15

While i wait for the @DediRock dedi, i have bought the @beanman109 dedi. Now the llamas will have BEANS.

Saragoldfarb · April 15

@AlteredParadox said:
While i wait for the @DediRock dedi, i have bought the @beanman109 dedi. Now the llamas will have BEANS.

I bought a Fiberstate dedi while waiting. need to feed the addiction.

AlteredParadox · April 15

@DediRock doubling ram over here now!? I want some...

Saragoldfarb · April 15

@AlteredParadox said:
@DediRock doubling ram over here now!? I want some...

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#              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
#                     v2025-04-20                    #
# https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
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Wed Apr 15 06:10:02 PM UTC 2026

Basic System Information:
---------------------------------
Uptime     : 0 days, 2 hours, 30 minutes
Processor  : Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2650 v2 @ 2.60GHz
CPU cores  : 1 @ 2599.998 MHz
AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
RAM        : 4.8 GiB
Swap       : 1.5 GiB
Disk       : 13.2 GiB
Distro     : Ubuntu 24.04.4 LTS
Kernel     : 6.8.0-31-generic
VM Type    : KVM
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ✔ Online

IPv6 Network Information:
---------------------------------
ISP        : HostPapa
ASN        : AS36352 HostPapa
Host       : ColoCrossing
Location   : Los Angeles, California (CA)
Country    : United States

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/vda1):
---------------------------------
Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 25.81 MB/s    (6.4k) | 307.82 MB/s   (4.8k)
Write      | 25.84 MB/s    (6.4k) | 309.44 MB/s   (4.8k)
Total      | 51.65 MB/s   (12.9k) | 617.26 MB/s   (9.6k)
           |                      |
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 1.49 GB/s     (2.9k) | 1.58 GB/s     (1.5k)
Write      | 1.57 GB/s     (3.0k) | 1.68 GB/s     (1.6k)
Total      | 3.06 GB/s     (5.9k) | 3.26 GB/s     (3.1k)

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
---------------------------------
Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed                                                                   | Ping
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----                                                                         | ----
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 783 Mbits/sec   | 470 Mbits/sec                                                                | 132 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 788 Mbits/sec   | 663 Mbits/sec                                                                | 158 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 544 Mbits/sec   | 200 Mbits/sec                                                                | 237 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 731 Mbits/sec   | 584 Mbits/sec                                                                | 238 ms
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 938 Mbits/sec   | 941 Mbits/sec                                                                | 0.460 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 885 Mbits/sec   | 467 Mbits/sec                                                                | 72.3 ms
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 771 Mbits/sec   | 210 Mbits/sec                                                                | 173 ms

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv6):
---------------------------------
Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed                                                                   | Ping
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----                                                                         | ----
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 779 Mbits/sec   | 201 Mbits/sec                                                                | 132 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 569 Mbits/sec   | 548 Mbits/sec                                                                | 158 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 611 Mbits/sec   | 177 Mbits/sec                                                                | 235 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 606 Mbits/sec   | busy                                                                         | --
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 926 Mbits/sec   | 926 Mbits/sec                                                                | 0.465 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 885 Mbits/sec   | 674 Mbits/sec   | 70.6 ms
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 750 Mbits/sec   | 236 Mbits/sec   | 173 ms

Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
---------------------------------
Test            | Value
                |
Single Core     | 454
Multi Core      | 454
Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/17649157

YABS completed in 31 min 52 sec

my precious

AlteredParadox · April 15

@DediRock can i has all the ram too?

Jord · April 15

Deals?

tux · April 15

@Jord said:
Deals?

Maybe in OVH thread, if you look dedi.

AlteredParadox · April 16

@Jord said:
Deals?

DEAAAAALLLLSSSSS

DejavuMoe · April 16

@Saragoldfarb said:

@AlteredParadox said:
@DediRock doubling ram over here now!? I want some...

> # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
> #              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
> #                     v2025-04-20                    #
> # https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
> # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
> 
> Wed Apr 15 06:10:02 PM UTC 2026
> 
> Basic System Information:
> ---------------------------------
> Uptime     : 0 days, 2 hours, 30 minutes
> Processor  : Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2650 v2 @ 2.60GHz
> CPU cores  : 1 @ 2599.998 MHz
> AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
> VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
> RAM        : 4.8 GiB
> Swap       : 1.5 GiB
> Disk       : 13.2 GiB
> Distro     : Ubuntu 24.04.4 LTS
> Kernel     : 6.8.0-31-generic
> VM Type    : KVM
> IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ✔ Online
> 
> IPv6 Network Information:
> ---------------------------------
> ISP        : HostPapa
> ASN        : AS36352 HostPapa
> Host       : ColoCrossing
> Location   : Los Angeles, California (CA)
> Country    : United States
> 
> fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/vda1):
> ---------------------------------
> Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
>   ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
> Read       | 25.81 MB/s    (6.4k) | 307.82 MB/s   (4.8k)
> Write      | 25.84 MB/s    (6.4k) | 309.44 MB/s   (4.8k)
> Total      | 51.65 MB/s   (12.9k) | 617.26 MB/s   (9.6k)
>            |                      |
> Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
>   ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
> Read       | 1.49 GB/s     (2.9k) | 1.58 GB/s     (1.5k)
> Write      | 1.57 GB/s     (3.0k) | 1.68 GB/s     (1.6k)
> Total      | 3.06 GB/s     (5.9k) | 3.26 GB/s     (3.1k)
> 
> iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
> ---------------------------------
> Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed                                                                   | Ping
> -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----                                                                         | ----
> Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 783 Mbits/sec   | 470 Mbits/sec                                                                | 132 ms
> Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 788 Mbits/sec   | 663 Mbits/sec                                                                | 158 ms
> Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 544 Mbits/sec   | 200 Mbits/sec                                                                | 237 ms
> Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 731 Mbits/sec   | 584 Mbits/sec                                                                | 238 ms
> Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 938 Mbits/sec   | 941 Mbits/sec                                                                | 0.460 ms
> Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 885 Mbits/sec   | 467 Mbits/sec                                                                | 72.3 ms
> Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 771 Mbits/sec   | 210 Mbits/sec                                                                | 173 ms
> 
> iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv6):
> ---------------------------------
> Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed                                                                   | Ping
> -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----                                                                         | ----
> Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 779 Mbits/sec   | 201 Mbits/sec                                                                | 132 ms
> Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 569 Mbits/sec   | 548 Mbits/sec                                                                | 158 ms
> Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 611 Mbits/sec   | 177 Mbits/sec                                                                | 235 ms
> Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 606 Mbits/sec   | busy                                                                         | --
> Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 926 Mbits/sec   | 926 Mbits/sec                                                                | 0.465 ms
> Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 885 Mbits/sec   | 674 Mbits/sec   | 70.6 ms
> Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 750 Mbits/sec   | 236 Mbits/sec   | 173 ms
> 
> Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
> ---------------------------------
> Test            | Value
>                 |
> Single Core     | 454
> Multi Core      | 454
> Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/17649157
> 
> YABS completed in 31 min 52 sec
> 
>

my precious

Is there any hope of getting double the RAM🥹? @DediRock

Order Number 27345 and 28415 pls

DediRock · April 16

@Saragoldfarb said:

@DediRock said:

@Saragoldfarb said:
@DediRock please double ram and add ip6 on Order Number: 4910290756

SLWSLD™

wuuuuuuut???!!!!!! thank you ! Also, great taste in music

Hello! @Saragoldfarb yep you bet!!

Thank you! I have seen Metallica live 9 times

The DediRock Family™

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