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Planning on posting about my federal crimes to a public forum, any tips?
just need help doing this efficiently
thanks


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Yes
https://www.fbi.gov/tips
snitches get stitches
But you asked for federal crimes tips!
10/10 would tell friends
why the fuck would they make a page called tips and it's not gonna be about how to do crimes better
man i'm fucking upset this some bullshit
get a life insurance
Ask FBAi.
Here's my personal advice:
1. Make sure to post somewhere that's 100% monitored. Think of a Telegram hacking chat, or a Discord chat. Make the chance cybersecurity companies are monitoring it close to 100%.
2. Make sure to use voice channels and screen share to flex your wealth. Everyone knows that, unless you show all the poors your 20 million in stolen crypto, you're the poor one. Make sure to show transaction IDs and wallets.
3. Make sure you access the accounts you do this on from your home IP. Also preferably they're attached to your real phone number.
What's the context?
Path.net
Just use LET’s API (lowendtalk.com/api/v2) and flood the forum with your federal crimes.
I’m sure @raindog404 will happily disable a few Cloudflare rules and grant you vanilla forum permissions to post via the API.
You can verify your permissions on lowendtalk.com/api/v2/users/me.
To help you out, higherlogic.com has removed the pages with the API documentation.
Regards
How can I help?
with the crime part or the posting part?
Threads like this reminds me how Facebook came to and still exists.
This just screams Ali G
Make sure to enable a VPN, but only when you make the post. You can disable it afterwards and refresh!
So efficiently based on comments I read in this thread
Steps to follow:
Commit crime
Know it’s a crime
Think about snitching on yourself
Visit fbi website
Forget to clear history
Your other personality discovers it
Failed attempted murder from other personality
Stitches for snitches
Witness protection pending approval
On the run
Bang bang wasted
Efficiently:
Commit crime
Bang bang wasted
It’s not a crime if you haven’t been caught yet. So first step is to get caught
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