Easter Megathread. Smoll plate chickens, bigg eggs. 2026 edition!

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• DrNutella Member

  April 5

  @SolidVPS
  @DediRock
  @SmokyHosts

  Show us some love. Limited stock deels pls! Stock of 1 acceptable. Make us cry.

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• forest Member

  April 5 edited April 5

  @zGato said:

  @Saragoldfarb said:

  @zGato said:
  i m just want cheap 1gbps unmetered dedi that's it thanks

  @SolidVPS wink wink...

  they don't allowage tor so that's a big no no for me

  They used to. When I signed up, they had nothing in their ToS against it. It's a shame.

  I suspect it's just abuse complaints they care about but don't distinguish between exits and non-exits.

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• lala_th Member

  April 5 edited April 5

  @HostDZire please bring us deals!

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• alexanderras Member

  April 5

  Yay a deal mega thread! Thanks for launching @Saragoldfarb and for getting us off the ground @rarecloud

  Happy Easter everyone

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• nghialele Member

  April 5

  Looking for a tiny dedi that I can LTO later

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• HostBilby Member, Patron Provider

  April 5

  @nghialele said:
  Looking for a tiny dedi that I can LTO later

  I got you in Toronto

  Thanked by 7nghialele beanman109 plumberg Xrmaddness oloke Saragoldfarb suyadi92
• nghialele Member

  April 5

  @HostBilby said:

  @nghialele said:
  Looking for a tiny dedi that I can LTO later

  I got you in Toronto

  💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  Thanked by 3HostBilby Saragoldfarb suyadi92
• corbpie Member

  April 5

  Happy Easter all!

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  April 5

  @zGato said:
  i m just want cheap 1gbps unmetered dedi that's it thanks

  i'll sell you my dartnode dedi for $300

  Thanked by 3zGato Saragoldfarb suyadi92
• plumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

  April 5

  @beanman109 said:

  @zGato said:
  i m just want cheap 1gbps unmetered dedi that's it thanks

  i'll sell you my dartnode dedi for $300

  Cheep for 10gbps unmetered

  Thanked by 4beanman109 zGato Saragoldfarb suyadi92
• nghialele Member

  April 5

  @plumberg said:

  @beanman109 said:

  @zGato said:
  i m just want cheap 1gbps unmetered dedi that's it thanks

  i'll sell you my dartnode dedi for $300

  Cheep for 10gbps unmetered

  with 67% uptime and 67% packet loss

  Thanked by 4beanman109 zGato Saragoldfarb suyadi92
• toumi111 Member

  April 5 edited April 5

  bero-host Easter

  https://bero-host.de/server/prepaid-kvm-rootserver-mieten

  Easter S 2 cores 4GB 60 GB 365 days €39.00
  Easter M 4 cores 12 GB 120 GB 30 days €5.90
  Easter L 6 cores 24 GB 200 GB 30 days €9.50
  Easter XL 8 cores 32 GB 300 GB 30 days €12.90

  IPv6-only https://bero-host.de/server/prepaid-ipv6-rootserver-mieten

  Thanked by 5gbzret4d tux Saragoldfarb suyadi92 jolo22
• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  April 5

  any cheap 1tb storage in amerika with 10gb ssd boot drive thanks

  Thanked by 4suyadi92 zGato nghialele Saragoldfarb
• plumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

  April 5

  @beanman109 said:
  any cheap 1tb storage in amerika with 10gb ssd boot drive thanks

  You really dont need that no more. You can hold on to your data directly. Proven. Fact based.

  A single sperm has almost 37 5 mb of dna data when males ejaculate they transfer as much as 11 250 tb of dna info as much as what 62 macbook pro laptops can hold

  https://thefactbase.com/a-single-sperm-has-almost-37-5-mb-of-dna-data-when-males-ejaculate-they-transfer-as-much-as-11-250-tb-of-dna-info-as-much-as-what-62-macbook-pro-laptops-can-hold/

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• jet3918 Member

  April 5

  letsgooo

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• lovelyserver Member

  April 5

  @toumi111 said:
  bero-host Easter

  https://bero-host.de/server/prepaid-kvm-rootserver-mieten

  Easter S 2 cores 4GB 60 GB 365 days €39.00
  Easter M 4 cores 12 GB 120 GB 30 days €5.90
  Easter L 6 cores 24 GB 200 GB 30 days €9.50
  Easter XL 8 cores 32 GB 300 GB 30 days €12.90

  IPv6-only https://bero-host.de/server/prepaid-ipv6-rootserver-mieten

  Easter XL already sold out? How much stock available? Just 1?

  Thanked by 2Saragoldfarb suyadi92
• toumi111 Member

  April 5

  @lovelyserver said:

  @toumi111 said:
  bero-host Easter

  https://bero-host.de/server/prepaid-kvm-rootserver-mieten

  Easter S 2 cores 4GB 60 GB 365 days €39.00
  Easter M 4 cores 12 GB 120 GB 30 days €5.90
  Easter L 6 cores 24 GB 200 GB 30 days €9.50
  Easter XL 8 cores 32 GB 300 GB 30 days €12.90

  IPv6-only https://bero-host.de/server/prepaid-ipv6-rootserver-mieten

  Easter XL already sold out? How much stock available? Just 1?

  try IPv6-only

  # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
  #              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
  #                     v2025-04-20                    #
  # https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
  # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
  
  Sun Apr  5 02:21:44 UTC 2026
  
  Basic System Information:
  ---------------------------------
  Uptime     : 0 days, 0 hours, 5 minutes
  Processor  : AMD EPYC 9275F 24-Core Processor
  CPU cores  : 8 @ 4100.000 MHz
  AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
  VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
  RAM        : 31.3 GiB
  Swap       : 0.0 KiB
  Disk       : 295.2 GiB
  Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm)
  Kernel     : 6.1.0-37-amd64
  VM Type    : KVM
  IPv4/IPv6  : ❌ Offline / ✔ Online
  
  fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/sda1):
  ---------------------------------
  Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
    ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
  Read       | 485.48 MB/s (121.3k) | 2.90 GB/s    (45.3k)
  Write      | 486.76 MB/s (121.6k) | 2.91 GB/s    (45.5k)
  Total      | 972.25 MB/s (243.0k) | 5.81 GB/s    (90.8k)
             |                      |
  Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
    ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
  Read       | 11.54 GB/s   (22.5k) | 12.92 GB/s   (12.6k)
  Write      | 12.15 GB/s   (23.7k) | 13.78 GB/s   (13.4k)
  Total      | 23.69 GB/s   (46.2k) | 26.71 GB/s   (26.0k)
  
  iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv6):
  ---------------------------------
  Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
  -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
  Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 3.36 Gbits/sec  | 4.86 Gbits/sec  | 12.2 ms
  Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 4.77 Gbits/sec  | 4.89 Gbits/sec  | 6.91 ms
  Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 811 Mbits/sec   | 2.23 Gbits/sec  | 82.8 ms
  Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 344 Mbits/sec   | 1.12 Gbits/sec  | 157 ms
  Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 658 Mbits/sec   | 1.28 Gbits/sec  | 139 ms
  Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 1.01 Gbits/sec  | 2.21 Gbits/sec  | 83.9 ms
  Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 396 Mbits/sec   | 911 Mbits/sec   | 191 ms
  
  Geekbench releases can only be downloaded over IPv4. FTP the Geekbench files and run manually.
  

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• hary Member

  April 5

  @onidel eggs?

  Thanked by 3suyadi92 tux Saragoldfarb
• rpqu Member

  April 5

  

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• SmokyHosts Member, Patron Provider

  April 5

  

  

  Location: Buffalo, USA

  Easter vps.8
  Test IP: 23.95.82.182
  Geekbench
  KVM virtualization
  2vCPU
  8GB RAM
  1 IPv4
  80GB SSD
  2TB bandwidth (Post your order ID and get double bandwidth)
  1Gbps
  Virtualizor panel
  Daily remote backups
  Order Now - $29.95/year
  Order Now - $49.95/year
  Order Now - $129.95/3years

  .

  Easter vps.16
  Test IP: 23.95.82.182
  Geekbench
  KVM virtualization
  4vCPU
  16GB RAM
  1 IPv4
  160GB SSD
  3TB bandwidth (Post your order ID and get double bandwidth)
  1Gbps
  Virtualizor panel
  Daily remote backups
  Order Now - $49.95/year
  Order Now - $69.95/year
  Order Now - $199.95/3years

  ---

  Notes
  * All prices listed are without GST. GST is applicable only to Indian customers
  * All VPSs are manually deployed post payment verification
  * VPS deployment could take upto 24 hours
  * Clarify any queries prior to placing the deal, as these are non-refundable, customized promotional deals

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• zlibza Member

  April 5

  @SmokyHosts said:

  

  

  Location: Buffalo, USA

  Easter vps.8
  Test IP: 23.95.82.182
  Geekbench
  KVM virtualization
  2vCPU
  8GB RAM
  1 IPv4
  80GB SSD
  2TB bandwidth (Post your order ID and get double bandwidth)
  1Gbps
  Virtualizor panel
  Daily remote backups
  Order Now - $29.95/year
  Order Now - $49.95/year
  Order Now - $129.95/3years

  .

  Easter vps.16
  Test IP: 23.95.82.182
  Geekbench
  KVM virtualization
  4vCPU
  16GB RAM
  1 IPv4
  160GB SSD
  3TB bandwidth (Post your order ID and get double bandwidth)
  1Gbps
  Virtualizor panel
  Daily remote backups
  Order Now - $49.95/year
  Order Now - $69.95/year
  Order Now - $199.95/3years

  ---

  Notes
  * All prices listed are without GST. GST is applicable only to Indian customers
  * All VPSs are manually deployed post payment verification
  * VPS deployment could take upto 24 hours
  * Clarify any queries prior to placing the deal, as these are non-refundable, customized promotional deals

  It seems like a pricing mistake. Why are there two different prices for the yearly plan?

  Order Now - $29.95/year
  Order Now - $49.95/year
  Order Now - $49.95/year
  Order Now - $69.95/year

  The second one should probably be for a two-year plan.

  Thanked by 2Saragoldfarb suyadi92
• forest Member

  April 5

  Any pro-privacy host that posts a sale here that allows Tor exits with a high bandwidth cap in unusual locations will get an instant buy from me and a customer for life at least a triennial payment plan.

  Thanked by 5concept DejavuMoe oloke Saragoldfarb suyadi92
• Ruriko Member

  April 5

  @SmokyHosts said: Order Now - $29.95/year

  it's not $29.95/year but it's actually $58.94

  Thanked by 2Saragoldfarb suyadi92
• Neoon Community Contributor, Veteran

  April 5

  @toumi111 said:
  bero-host Easter

  https://bero-host.de/server/prepaid-kvm-rootserver-mieten

  Easter S 2 cores 4GB 60 GB 365 days €39.00
  Easter M 4 cores 12 GB 120 GB 30 days €5.90
  Easter L 6 cores 24 GB 200 GB 30 days €9.50
  Easter XL 8 cores 32 GB 300 GB 30 days €12.90

  IPv6-only https://bero-host.de/server/prepaid-ipv6-rootserver-mieten

  Disgust, last year Easter was betta

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• AlteredParadox Member

  April 5

  Looks like the @SmokyHosts sales are 6mo, year, and 3yr, and just labelled wrong.

  Thanked by 3SmokyHosts Saragoldfarb suyadi92
• alexanderras Member

  April 5

  @AlteredParadox said:
  Looks like the @SmokyHosts sales are 6mo, year, and 3yr, and just labelled wrong.

  That would make it make sense

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• FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

  April 5

  Did I forgot about anything

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• AlteredParadox Member

  April 5

  @FAT32 said:
  Did I forgot about anything

  HES ALIVE

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• alexanderras Member

  April 5

  @AlteredParadox said:

  @FAT32 said:
  Did I forgot about anything

  HES ALIVE

  Resurrected even

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• Neoon Community Contributor, Veteran

  April 5

  @FAT32 said:
  Did I forgot about anything

  

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