Merry Christmas 2025 and Happy New Year 2026! [DEALS MEGATHREAD]

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• Murv Member, Megathread Squad

  December 2025

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @mandala said: Can confirm I don't have any sicrit deal.

  @tentor how many terabytes of gooning stash for a sicrit deal for @mandala ?

  You don't have the cards right now

  Gawddammit, okay I'll give you my secret stash of @emgh 's nudes

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• nekomikoreimu Member

  December 2025

  I heard you guys loves Fumo

  

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• oloke Member, Host Rep

  December 2025

  @Murv said:

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @mandala said: Can confirm I don't have any sicrit deal.

  @tentor how many terabytes of gooning stash for a sicrit deal for @mandala ?

  You don't have the cards right now

  Gawddammit, okay I'll give you my secret stash of @emgh 's nudes

  I'll give mine as well.

  Preview below:

  

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• mandala Member, Megathread Squad

  December 2025

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @mandala said: Can confirm I don't have any sicrit deal.

  @tentor how many terabytes of gooning stash for a sicrit deal for @mandala ?

  You don't have the cards right now

  Which card?

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• oloke Member, Host Rep

  December 2025

  @nekomikoreimu said:
  I heard you guys loves Fumo

  

  Sir, why do you have encrypted keyboard? 😨

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• nekomikoreimu Member

  December 2025

  @oloke said:

  @nekomikoreimu said:
  I heard you guys loves Fumo

  Sir, why do you have encrypted keyboard? 😨

  안녕하세요 만나서 반갑습니다 ^^

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• FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

  December 2025

  Index updated to Page 15 now, still reading...

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• FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

  December 2025

  @rarecloud said:
  Do you want some unsustainable deals????

  I don't know why, but surprise us with some real unsustainable deals...?

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• nekomikoreimu Member

  December 2025

  @mandala said:

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @mandala said: Can confirm I don't have any sicrit deal.

  @tentor how many terabytes of gooning stash for a sicrit deal for @mandala ?

  You don't have the cards right now

  Which card?

  > > > > > > > > >

  wtf!!! why you leaked my credit card number

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• Blembim Member

  December 2025

  @mandala said:

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @mandala said: Can confirm I don't have any sicrit deal.

  @tentor how many terabytes of gooning stash for a sicrit deal for @mandala ?

  You don't have the cards right now

  Which card?

  > > > > > > > > >

  which one of them is Yuri

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• tentor Member, Host Rep

  December 2025

  @Murv said:

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @mandala said: Can confirm I don't have any sicrit deal.

  @tentor how many terabytes of gooning stash for a sicrit deal for @mandala ?

  You don't have the cards right now

  Gawddammit, okay I'll give you my secret stash of @emgh 's nudes

  Why would I take it from you if I always can ask @emgh directly, wtf?

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• barbaros Member

  December 2025

  I totally missed the deal, FML.

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• oloke Member, Host Rep

  December 2025 edited December 2025

  @barbaros said:
  I totally missed the deal, FML.

  Do you want to join my secret "skhronage-missage" club?

  @plumberg and @ehab are already there

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• lukast__ Member, Megathread Squad

  December 2025

  YABS of the 5.95€/yr Skhron Stockholm VPS, very nice:

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  Fri Dec 26 18:38:24 CET 2025
  
  Basic System Information:
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  Uptime     : 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes
  Processor  : Intel Xeon Processor (Skylake, IBRS)
  CPU cores  : 1 @ 2194.842 MHz
  AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
  VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
  RAM        : 1.9 GiB
  Swap       : 0.0 KiB
  Disk       : 23.5 GiB
  Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 13 (trixie)
  Kernel     : 6.12.57+deb13-cloud-amd64
  VM Type    : KVM
  IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ✔ Online
  
  IPv6 Network Information:
  ---------------------------------
  ISP        : Skhron OU
  ASN        : AS215467 Skhron OU
  Host       : Skhron OU
  Location   : Stockholm, Stockholm County (AB)
  Country    : Sweden
  
  fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/vda1):
  ---------------------------------
  Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
    ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
  Read       | 163.25 MB/s  (40.8k) | 1.23 GB/s    (19.2k)
  Write      | 163.68 MB/s  (40.9k) | 1.23 GB/s    (19.3k)
  Total      | 326.93 MB/s  (81.7k) | 2.46 GB/s    (38.5k)
             |                      |                     
  Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
    ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
  Read       | 1.98 GB/s     (3.8k) | 2.22 GB/s     (2.1k)
  Write      | 2.08 GB/s     (4.0k) | 2.37 GB/s     (2.3k)
  Total      | 4.06 GB/s     (7.9k) | 4.60 GB/s     (4.4k)
  
  iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
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  Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping           
  -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----           
  Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 1.08 Gbits/sec  | 944 Mbits/sec   | 24.6 ms        
  Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 1.08 Gbits/sec  | 945 Mbits/sec   | 17.7 ms        
  Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 1.04 Gbits/sec  | 888 Mbits/sec   | 72.3 ms        
  Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | busy            | 604 Mbits/sec   | --             
  Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 965 Mbits/sec   | 79.9 Mbits/sec  | 145 ms         
  Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 999 Mbits/sec   | 858 Mbits/sec   | 100 ms         
  Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 887 Mbits/sec   | 488 Mbits/sec   | 193 ms         
  
  iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv6):
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  Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping           
  -----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----           
  Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 1.08 Gbits/sec  | 928 Mbits/sec   | 24.6 ms        
  Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 1.08 Gbits/sec  | 930 Mbits/sec   | 17.6 ms        
  Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 1.04 Gbits/sec  | 825 Mbits/sec   | 72.3 ms        
  Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 963 Mbits/sec   | 763 Mbits/sec   | 168 ms         
  Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 968 Mbits/sec   | 83.8 Mbits/sec  | 145 ms         
  Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 1.00 Gbits/sec  | 743 Mbits/sec   | 100 ms         
  Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 900 Mbits/sec   | 75.1 Mbits/sec  | 194 ms         
  
  Geekbench 6 Benchmark Test:
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  Test            | Value                         
                  |                               
  Single Core     | 722                           
  Multi Core      | 743                           
  Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v6/cpu/15780398
  
  YABS completed in 21 min 59 sec
  

  And thank you again @tentor , finally I have a VPS from you.

  (And @tentor is really fast, the BGP session was setup before the YABS finished, so far that's the fastest BGP setup time I've ever seen, by far.)

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• Murv Member, Megathread Squad

  December 2025

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @mandala said: Can confirm I don't have any sicrit deal.

  @tentor how many terabytes of gooning stash for a sicrit deal for @mandala ?

  You don't have the cards right now

  Gawddammit, okay I'll give you my secret stash of @emgh 's nudes

  Why would I take it from you if I always can ask @emgh directly, wtf?

  Gawddammit, looks like I've gotta play the ace up my sleeve.
  I'll throw in my hero @Nekki -chan's nudes too.
  Yes that Nekki, the ABSOLUTE LEGEND one

  So what do you say? A sicrit deal for my precious compadre?

  I could also give you the secret tape of @Decicus 's gooning if you're into that

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• Decicus Member

  December 2025 edited December 2025

  @mandala said:

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @mandala said: Can confirm I don't have any sicrit deal.

  @tentor how many terabytes of gooning stash for a sicrit deal for @mandala ?

  You don't have the cards right now

  Which card?

  Man I wish I could one of those cards again, used to have one as a teen.

  

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• FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

  December 2025

  @mandala said:

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @tentor said: Not what I have said, you are not attentive

  What fumo did you get yourself for Christmas?

  I don't have fumos or any other Christmas gift

  ... other than orders at Skhron

  

  I think @mandala deserves a deal with this

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• tentor Member, Host Rep

  December 2025

  @Murv said:
  Gawddammit, looks like I've gotta play the ace up my sleeve.
  I'll throw in my hero @Nekki -chan's nudes too.
  Yes that Nekki, the ABSOLUTE LEGEND one

  So what do you say? A sicrit deal for my precious compadre?

  I could also give you the secret tape of @Decicus 's gooning if you're into that

  You are trying to impress me with wrong things

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• oloke Member, Host Rep

  December 2025 edited December 2025

  @Murv said:

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @mandala said: Can confirm I don't have any sicrit deal.

  @tentor how many terabytes of gooning stash for a sicrit deal for @mandala ?

  You don't have the cards right now

  Gawddammit, okay I'll give you my secret stash of @emgh 's nudes

  Why would I take it from you if I always can ask @emgh directly, wtf?

  
  I could also give you the secret tape of @Decicus 's gooning if you're into that

  Hello, is it still available?

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• Murv Member, Megathread Squad

  December 2025

  @FAT32 said: I think @mandala deserves a deal with this

  YES

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• plumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

  December 2025

  @oloke said:

  @Murv said:

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @mandala said: Can confirm I don't have any sicrit deal.

  @tentor how many terabytes of gooning stash for a sicrit deal for @mandala ?

  You don't have the cards right now

  Gawddammit, okay I'll give you my secret stash of @emgh 's nudes

  Why would I take it from you if I always can ask @emgh directly, wtf?

  
  I could also give you the secret tape of @Decicus 's gooning if you're into that

  Hello, is it still available?

  Already claimed

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• oriend Member

  December 2025

  @oloke said:

  @barbaros said:
  I totally missed the deal, FML.

  Do you want to join my secret "skhronage-missage" club?

  @plumberg and @ehab are already there

  +1

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• Decicus Member

  December 2025

  @Murv said:

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @tentor said:

  @Murv said:

  @mandala said: Can confirm I don't have any sicrit deal.

  @tentor how many terabytes of gooning stash for a sicrit deal for @mandala ?

  You don't have the cards right now

  Gawddammit, okay I'll give you my secret stash of @emgh 's nudes

  Why would I take it from you if I always can ask @emgh directly, wtf?

  Gawddammit, looks like I've gotta play the ace up my sleeve.
  I'll throw in my hero @Nekki -chan's nudes too.
  Yes that Nekki, the ABSOLUTE LEGEND one

  So what do you say? A sicrit deal for my precious compadre?

  I could also give you the secret tape of @Decicus 's gooning if you're into that

  wait what the fuck

  how did you get this

  My webcam uses the most complex technology to not show all that (paper and tape).

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• tentor Member, Host Rep

  December 2025

  @FAT32 said:
  I think @mandala deserves a deal with this

  Okay dear dino, I will do a personal one slot for @mandala (pls DM me to get promocode)

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• Murv Member, Megathread Squad

  December 2025

  @tentor said: You are trying to impress me with wrong things

  Hold on... Don't tell me... You wanted MY nudes all along!?
  Aight a secret deal for my compadre and I'll give you terabytes of my own nudes

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• Murv Member, Megathread Squad

  December 2025

  @tentor said: Okay dear dino, I will do a personal one slot for @mandala (pls DM me to get promocode)

  Looks like my nudes weren't necessary after all, congratz @mandala !

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• tentor Member, Host Rep

  December 2025

  @Murv said:

  @tentor said: You are trying to impress me with wrong things

  Hold on... Don't tell me... You wanted MY nudes all along!?
  Aight a secret deal for my compadre and I'll give you terabytes of my own nudes

  

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• Newbie_rd Member

  December 2025 edited December 2025

  @tentor I couldn't hold on any longer, so I wonder if there will be any more flash sales just now? If not, I will go to the dream to find it

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• oloke Member, Host Rep

  December 2025

  @Murv said:

  @tentor said: Okay dear dino, I will do a personal one slot for @mandala (pls DM me to get promocode)

  congratz @mandala !

  Deserved tbh

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• FAT32 Administrator, Deal Compiler Extraordinaire

  December 2025

  @cybertech said:
  any deals to grab on new phone

  Ya there was some during 12.12 on Shopee... which phone are you currently looking at?

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