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ralf · December 2025

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BTW, are you allowed to travel to and fro NL to Germany using Schengen visa?

You just drive down the road, they don't have borders there any more

I sometimes forget that. The only other countries I can enter without a lot of hassle are Nepal and Bhutan.

Nepal sounds nice.

Bhutan's much better. Happiness Index and almost net 0 carbon environment.

i don't think i know anything at all about bhutan actually. not even where the country is on a map, which is quite unlike me.

It's next to India.

Yeah, but India is a big place and has borders on all directions. Could be anywhere.

No, next to the border, I'm sure.

True that. But which bit of the border. Nobody can know this, right?

I would say on the other side of the border?

Good point. That'll narrow down the search space.

By much! India is huge! Wouldn't wanna be looking at the wrong side.

Unless noob has hidden it in his back garden. He did say it was easy for him to get there.

He that rich? Damn...

Bhutan might just be really small

Like your.... ?

Mmmm, no idea. I'm all big.

ralf · December 2025

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Rip, my Racknerd Dublin chickens are down. First time getting a downtime as long as this with Racknerd.

Wait? Hight alert! Dublin down, Dublin down!

Ye, been down for 1.5hrs+ now
ColoCrossing and all their resellers are affected

Oh fuck, you're right! My IE chicken on CC is also down!

How many IE chickens do you need?

As many as I need. They got goblins in IE, they will show you the way to the pot of gold where the rainbow hits the ground.

The are definitely leprechauns. You don't want those fellows around.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Okay, I am slowly getting sucked into the thread, can feel my heart beating faster
Time to slow down for me, atleast.

Just take it slow like me.

Sure, would love to have lengthy conversations with you guys, not today, though. Tonight, need to take meds and try to catch early sleep. Under strict orders.

It's probably for the better. Nothing more important than your health!

Yeap, rest up, and glad your wrists are on the path to recovery!

The straight path .

It's not up to judge which way he veers, as long as he rests the wrists, I'll be happy

He was using them on you?

No, he can't reach fortunately

Cockblocked

Not blocked so much, just his arms aren't up to it

Oh, I forgot. He hurt his finger.

Yeah, and his arms are just too short

So he can't reach all the way down?

Or across

@dude probably sick of blue balls by now.

Do Penguins have balls though?

ralf · December 2025

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Rip, my Racknerd Dublin chickens are down. First time getting a downtime as long as this with Racknerd.

Sorry man, I accidentally stepped on some.

I thought you roasted that chicken yesterday

IE chickens? Nevah! You know I have a sweetspot for IE chicken!

So what meat were you eating yesterday then?

Chicken nuggets. That ain't chicken. I don't think chicks have nuggets.

But some chickens are golden, so they might have

Is that a reference to golden nuggets like the cereal? I think I had that once when visiting family in London.

No, I'm not that smarty. Just the feathers can be goldenish. Only while chicks though, when they grow up they become food coloured.

ralf · December 2025

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Rip, my Racknerd Dublin chickens are down. First time getting a downtime as long as this with Racknerd.

Wait? Hight alert! Dublin down, Dublin down!

Ye, been down for 1.5hrs+ now
ColoCrossing and all their resellers are affected

Dustin is probably just doubling everyone's bandwidth, so a little down time is to be expected

I'm down with that. Man gotta rest.

Yeah, Dustin does an amazing job dealing with all of Yangyang's requests, and then the couple of others as well.

Obviously, I'm still not sure what yoinkyyoink is about. That's some serious money spent.

Yeah, i reckon he's just making some of those numbers up.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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BTW, are you allowed to travel to and fro NL to Germany using Schengen visa?

You just drive down the road, they don't have borders there any more

I sometimes forget that. The only other countries I can enter without a lot of hassle are Nepal and Bhutan.

Nepal sounds nice.

Also sounds very cold to me! I think it's all really mountaneous.

Not sure about the climate. I just like the word. Got a nice ring to it'.

Not sure if you're saying what I think you're saying.

If I think what you think I'm saying I think I'm definitely not saying that.

Oh, shame. That would have been fun.

It would have if I think what your thinking.

Then why weren't you thinking that before?

Because I was thinking we'd never be discussing the thing that you think I was thinking

But if we're both thinking about that now, what we you thinking about before?

Bikes obviously.

BUZZKILL

@dude .... You should really see someone about your bike trauma. So you been riding a bike in NL, I know that's scary but its nothing compared to us (real) Europeans having to drive on the wrong side of the road in the UK.

Yeah, but I bet you don't come here very often, so not too bad. It's scary for us to cycle here too because the drivers are all inconsiderate.

When you say driverst do you mean maniacs?

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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BTW, are you allowed to travel to and fro NL to Germany using Schengen visa?

You just drive down the road, they don't have borders there any more

I sometimes forget that. The only other countries I can enter without a lot of hassle are Nepal and Bhutan.

Nepal sounds nice.

Bhutan's much better. Happiness Index and almost net 0 carbon environment.

i don't think i know anything at all about bhutan actually. not even where the country is on a map, which is quite unlike me.

It's next to India.

Yeah, but India is a big place and has borders on all directions. Could be anywhere.

No, next to the border, I'm sure.

True that. But which bit of the border. Nobody can know this, right?

I would say on the other side of the border?

Good point. That'll narrow down the search space.

By much! India is huge! Wouldn't wanna be looking at the wrong side.

Unless noob has hidden it in his back garden. He did say it was easy for him to get there.

He that rich? Damn...

Bhutan might just be really small

Like your.... ?

Mmmm, no idea. I'm all big.

Big MAN-BOOBS?

ralf · December 2025

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I know tou don't swing that way @ralf

Nope, you wouldn't suck a chicken, well maybe when cooked properly, but I wouldn't want to risk getting salmonella otherwise.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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@Saragoldfarb look away for a second...

I dunno but I think he was suggesting a threesome.

Yeah, that's possibly a better convincing explanation than I could manage

I would approve usually but I really don't know that guy. Might just be trying to distract me.

yeah, let's not worry about him

Ok, I'll send him disreguards

You don't need to be that forceful, just don't send riggedards.

Oh, shit. I already sent him some riggedsharts I think!

The ones that explode on contact?

Those, yes

ralf · December 2025

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See... Just 2 as i'm not feeling like partying right now.

Sorry. I'm really tired too actually.

ralf · December 2025

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Well, my Ireland chickens are back up now!
@dustinc, curious what the issue was.

Must have been my elf on the shelf. He missing in actions so watch your chickens!

maybe he was just testing your readiness like a cunning fox.

ralf · December 2025

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Well, my Ireland chickens are back up now!
@dustinc, curious what the issue was.

https://status.racknerd.com/incident/3487

although it doesn't really say anything of consequence.

Prolly been drinking a lot of Guinness and tripped over something which may or may not have caused a power outage.

If that in RFO, respect!

yeah, they were just drinking stout and worrying about the craic

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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So, good beer is prolly only an hour's worth drive for sara. Lucky person.

Very much indeed!

Attend Oktoberfest and such?

We've already missed it, was in September

Always next year Ralf!

I think you should do a festive onlysocks looking like an oktoberfest maedchen to celebrate

I like that thought.... Will create a vision board for that.

OK, I'm imagining it now...

I might get creative with some paint.

I think sticking to traditional red white and green colours would work well. Maybe a touch of purple to endear yourself to Dustin

Or maybe just a purple peace of paper. Would save me some time.

Just put it on a shelf and tell him it's a rack. He'd love that shit.

Lol, yeh that's would be amazing, could probably glue it to a shoebox even.

Yeah, just a jaunty camera angle and he'll never know

Could always throw that Ai to make it look better.

I really hope noone is using my content to train ai cos that's gonna create some blowback in the future.

We're probably safe there, the AI looks more like real-life than some of your arty shots. AI is quite amazing now.

@dude you sure you're a Brit? No Brit likes change.

fensuiji · December 2025

Hello, I would like to double the bandwidth.

Invoice #19830615

Thanks!

ralf · December 2025

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Dang... Just when I'm about to discuss bikes... Noone around...

Oh, I was busy that night

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Like my spell checker not thinks reguards is a word

Riggedchecker

Yeah well my struggles are real!

ralf · December 2025

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Where noob at? I mean, can't push to 1250 by my self!

How about now?

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Also spells some words without an I now

I must admit, I got way too comfortable dong that

I can imagine.

ralf · December 2025

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Over 5K notifications! Should I check? Might have been a mod tagging ..

Nah, if it was really important they'd just put a warning in your profile.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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It's insanity,I'm telling you!

Just sentient, biding its time

Wot?

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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BTW, sara, before I leave, have you already blocked the card?

No, I know where it is, it's safe just need to pick it up before Carolyn gets to it.

yeah, she'll be getting a really big bonus at this rate!

Glad I beat here to it. Good you mentioned that though, still gotta wire the money

for the reference put "ralf sends kisses"

Lok, that would be ultimate fun but a bit afraid of the response.

Yeah, also it's not very professional

Yeh but everyone knows I don't act professional anyway so..m

It's still very naughty because it'd end up on their bank statements. You never want to write "for sexual favours" in that field, no matter how funny it seems at the time. Causes all sorts of problems.

That's actually even better tbh.

that may or may not have actually happened

Well... It may or may not happen again.

OK, I may or may not read it in the news

You may or may not read about it in the news as it may or may not actually happen. In case it does happen, I may or may not be sharing what you think may or may not be happening.

If only I may say so.

Let me think about that for a while

Take your time!

ralf · December 2025

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oh, see he's not even nto lades

Told ya.

how do you even understand each other? is it "lads" or is it "ladies"?

Lads or ladies, not much difference in the dark.

Ask noob's doctor to help fix your hands as wel

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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BTW, are you allowed to travel to and fro NL to Germany using Schengen visa?

You just drive down the road, they don't have borders there any more

I sometimes forget that. The only other countries I can enter without a lot of hassle are Nepal and Bhutan.

Nepal sounds nice.

Bhutan's much better. Happiness Index and almost net 0 carbon environment.

i don't think i know anything at all about bhutan actually. not even where the country is on a map, which is quite unlike me.

It's next to India.

Yeah, but India is a big place and has borders on all directions. Could be anywhere.

No, next to the border, I'm sure.

True that. But which bit of the border. Nobody can know this, right?

I would say on the other side of the border?

Good point. That'll narrow down the search space.

By much! India is huge! Wouldn't wanna be looking at the wrong side.

Unless noob has hidden it in his back garden. He did say it was easy for him to get there.

He that rich? Damn...

Bhutan might just be really small

Like your.... ?

Mmmm, no idea. I'm all big.

I doubt it...men...

ralf · December 2025

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@noob
https://www.amazon.nl/Artists-Kintsugi-Gold-Glue-Ceramic/dp/B0FFTMXKKY?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=A90Y9PHCHJ9BL

Could order to go glue here for the mug

Why wold you want gold?

ralf · December 2025

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@noob
https://www.amazon.nl/Artists-Kintsugi-Gold-Glue-Ceramic/dp/B0FFTMXKKY?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=A90Y9PHCHJ9BL

Could order to go glue here for the mug

Why wold you want gold?

oh i guess, it's all in your name

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Rip, my Racknerd Dublin chickens are down. First time getting a downtime as long as this with Racknerd.

Wait? Hight alert! Dublin down, Dublin down!

Ye, been down for 1.5hrs+ now
ColoCrossing and all their resellers are affected

Oh fuck, you're right! My IE chicken on CC is also down!

How many IE chickens do you need?

As many as I need. They got goblins in IE, they will show you the way to the pot of gold where the rainbow hits the ground.

The are definitely leprechauns. You don't want those fellows around.

I don't? They promised me a gaming rig!?

ralf · December 2025

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Shipping ain't too bad, I mean, saving a collector's item!

Just chuck the bits in the bin and get Dusty to send a new one, i reckon. He's probably got a tea stain at the bottom anyway.

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Rip, my Racknerd Dublin chickens are down. First time getting a downtime as long as this with Racknerd.

Sorry man, I accidentally stepped on some.

I thought you roasted that chicken yesterday

IE chickens? Nevah! You know I have a sweetspot for IE chicken!

So what meat were you eating yesterday then?

Chicken nuggets. That ain't chicken. I don't think chicks have nuggets.

But some chickens are golden, so they might have

Is that a reference to golden nuggets like the cereal? I think I had that once when visiting family in London.

No, I'm not that smarty. Just the feathers can be goldenish. Only while chicks though, when they grow up they become food coloured.

I see... I mean, didn't hate them.

ralf · December 2025

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OMG, only like 12 more @yangyang028 to hit 1k!!!

Wot? He after my IE server! I knew it!

yeah, he's getting close to you, my man

How man .. maybe I can multitask again tonight!

Just don't get any damage to your wrist doing that

Yeah . Gotta think up what the best strategy would be. Gotta be able to drive after all.

Delegate the driving to carolyn

God no! Wed prolly crash and I would be able to Fight for my IE server anymore and noob would take it .

What does noob even want an IE server for? The pings to India would be bad.

I really don't know man. Maybe he thinks it's pretty close?

Or maybe IE is exotic for him

Not just for him, it is kinda exotic for me as well.

Really? It's basically England but wetter

Saragoldfarb · December 2025

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Rip, my Racknerd Dublin chickens are down. First time getting a downtime as long as this with Racknerd.

Wait? Hight alert! Dublin down, Dublin down!

Ye, been down for 1.5hrs+ now
ColoCrossing and all their resellers are affected

Dustin is probably just doubling everyone's bandwidth, so a little down time is to be expected

I'm down with that. Man gotta rest.

Yeah, Dustin does an amazing job dealing with all of Yangyang's requests, and then the couple of others as well.

Obviously, I'm still not sure what yoinkyyoink is about. That's some serious money spent.

Yeah, i reckon he's just making some of those numbers up.

Prolly true.bshould ask Dustin when he is round

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