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  • @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Nothing big...

    Have you been thinking about my tiny manhood again then?

    LOL! Again, you got some great comeback skills. Take me as your student, master.

    The police made me sign a statement saying I'd never do that to another student.

  • @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Back to bikes... Or tits... Prefer bikes.... But could saddle for tits

    Can we stick to bikes by any chance? :lol:

    Like a velcro saddle?

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @bchot said:
    LOL it's from a movie.. have you seen? with Val Kilmer and bunch of others.. old comedy.

    Top Secret!

    LOL! Didn't know what she said, but, I am guessing it's Johnny English speaking CHinese or French in the first movie to that agent lady.

    It's just a very poor attempt at speaking German, mostly gibberish

    Oh ok, thanks for clarifying. Was scratching my head over the numerous jokes I don't get.

  • @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Do you own a bike?

    I have two bikes, road bike and gravel bike. Also an old mountain bike in the garage and it was very covered in mold last time I looked (about 5 years ago) so will probably be a biohazard now.

    What about a Harley, mate? Got one of those in the garage to be given away to noob someday?

    Bikes, not motorthingies

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @bchot said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @bchot said:
    time to go get some groceries..

    What ya having?

    napa cabbage tonight!

    Aight. Need to look that up but I like cabbage depending on how it's prepared.

    It's when you have hot spicy cabbage and carpet bomb the toilet (or carpet).

    Anything that doesn't make you do that? :lol: JK
    You should definitely try some spicy butter chicken. Being from UK, I believe you are pretty used to spicy stuff at this point, right?

    Interesting, I didn't know there was such a thing. We have butter chicken here, but it's so unspicy that I never have it as it's really boring. I'd normally order a jalfrezi but i think that's very pretty mild on spice. Tasty though.

    You prolly never had a good one then.

  • @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Do you own a bike?

    I have two bikes, road bike and gravel bike. Also an old mountain bike in the garage and it was very covered in mold last time I looked (about 5 years ago) so will probably be a biohazard now.

    Oh ok, good .so you know bikes and like to ride stuff. Just saying, other 2 members probably not pro in riding stuff like, you mean, real sexy devils like we have.

    Oh I can ride hell out of a bike. Used to go everywhere on a bike just to stay healthy till a few years ago. Then, I realised a gear and accelerator were better options than a pedal.

    This is why you have no money left for PCs

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @bchot said:
    not me for sure, i'll just be watching TV tho.. the cheerleader is on the table with her chest skin cut open.. she will soon awaken tho.. it's the cheerleader, she don't die easily..

    oh heroes? i briefly got excited then...

    Wait, that from heroes. Damn.

    save the cheerleader.

    not only saved, also boomkarked.

    I'd definitely save that cheerleader.

    Yep. Need to to save the world.

    Don't care about the world. If the cheerleader falls in love with me, the world can go to oblivion for all I care :lol:

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    I don't wanna be shitposting to get there!

    That's the best way. It's either us or noob who'll shitpost the thread there.

    Better be us then I suppose... At least we bring some real conversay to the thread.

    Yah, you do! :lol: Funfact though is that, only you guys can understand and appreciate the realness of that conversay.

    Oh it was real between us. Glad she got away from that elf.

    Yah, yah, whatever. I for a second thought you were gonna cycle from UK to NL to save sara from that elf.

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Cos I been wondering about something

    Now, I am genuinely curious.

    Hold that thought. You might not be ready for the truth.

    I am holding that thought, please break the suspense. Oh yah, she already did later

    bikes

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Nothing big...

    Have you been thinking about my tiny manhood again then?

    LOL! Again, you got some great comeback skills. Take me as your student, master.

    The police made me sign a statement saying I'd never do that to another student.

    Are we talking about educating a student or something else? Cause, you couldn't get penalised for the former.

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Back to bikes... Or tits... Prefer bikes.... But could saddle for tits

    Can we stick to bikes by any chance? :lol:

    Like a velcro saddle?

    Yah, as long as it's sturdy.

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Do you own a bike?

    I have two bikes, road bike and gravel bike. Also an old mountain bike in the garage and it was very covered in mold last time I looked (about 5 years ago) so will probably be a biohazard now.

    What about a Harley, mate? Got one of those in the garage to be given away to noob someday?

    Bikes, not motorthingies

    Americans call bicycles bikes.

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Do you own a bike?

    I have two bikes, road bike and gravel bike. Also an old mountain bike in the garage and it was very covered in mold last time I looked (about 5 years ago) so will probably be a biohazard now.

    Oh ok, good .so you know bikes and like to ride stuff. Just saying, other 2 members probably not pro in riding stuff like, you mean, real sexy devils like we have.

    Oh I can ride hell out of a bike. Used to go everywhere on a bike just to stay healthy till a few years ago. Then, I realised a gear and accelerator were better options than a pedal.

    This is why you have no money left for PCs

    True, should have stuck with my bicycle. :(

  • Okay, got to go out in a few and get some fresh air, touch some grass while at it. Ralf, buddy, keep going if you feel like it.

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  • @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    We're known to be bike lovers so... But you know... I digress...

    Oh yeah, actually I think Dutch style bikes are quite cool

    Very much... Quite cool. Real OG pimpin style. Like, cruising the hood and all. So fucking cool.

    Like blasting past a lambo, I just give them the finger! Good luck catching up with me!

    Hehe, I was more thinking how it was easier to get your leg over them. The bars are lower so it's much easier to stradle.

    Oh yah, now I remember. I saw these in the Ted Lasso episode when they were in Amsterdam. Theya re much more convenient, but, here, we call them cycles for girls and newbies.

    So you must have one of these as you're a noob?

  • @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Do you own a bike?

    I have two bikes, road bike and gravel bike. Also an old mountain bike in the garage and it was very covered in mold last time I looked (about 5 years ago) so will probably be a biohazard now.

    Oh ok, good .so you know bikes and like to ride stuff. Just saying, other 2 members probably not pro in riding stuff like, you mean, real sexy devils like we have.

    I mean, it doesn't have to be a pro-bike, I'd ride pretty much anything

    Ah, noob style riding. Solid. I get ya...

    LOL! If we were to look at how many times the word noob has shown up on the thread, it would prolly set a record. And, everytime, it has been used for what it was not meant :lol:

    No, we always meant you

  • @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Back to bikes... Or tits... Prefer bikes.... But could saddle for tits

    Bums on saddles, tits on... ummm.

    C word. Sont wanna scare noob when he resolved his 404

    404 sounds a bit final. Kind of like what his nick should be changed to after he gives up posting for good.

    I know, it kinda sounds defeatist. But, I did mention the reason fro choosing that username maybe a few 500 pages ago :lol: Don't go back to them, it's super cringe, the reason.
    But, yah, post Dec 22, the username will start making sense.

    can we have a tldr?

  • @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    What was I asking... Again?

    I think you were building up to inviting me to cycle in windmill land

    Nah, that wasn't it but since you mentioned, there are a couple of windmills very close to my place. Superb location to be if your a rat!

    Do you guys depend on wind energy for your primary electricity needs or are these windmills a backup plan incase something goes wrong ?

    There's so much farting, you might as well harvest it and use it for something.

  • I hope i can stream again today :D

  • Also different kind of windmill

  • @noob404 said:
    Okay, time for another break. Wonder where the other guys are. Hope to see them around for tomorrow's lottery draw.

    I am asleep

  • @cybertech said:

    @noob404 said:

    @cybertech said:
    any flash deals

    You missed a few on the day the chef was here (around actual BF day). There were many great deals including one on Amsterdam. But, you should stick around, there could be giveaways if you are interested in that.

    could you kindly point me to the AMS one? sucks to have missed those due to work!

    Head towards Paris, turn right.

  • @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    So you have electric bikes on the Island @ralf ?

    Electric bikes. I don;t understand their point. I mean, yes they are cheaper than actual motorbikes, more portable, but, cycles still exist for the most part due to health-related stuff.

    They're mostly for delivery people and getting up big hills

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    We're known to be bike lovers so... But you know... I digress...

    Oh yeah, actually I think Dutch style bikes are quite cool

    Very much... Quite cool. Real OG pimpin style. Like, cruising the hood and all. So fucking cool.

    Like blasting past a lambo, I just give them the finger! Good luck catching up with me!

    Hehe, I was more thinking how it was easier to get your leg over them. The bars are lower so it's much easier to stradle.

    Oh yah, now I remember. I saw these in the Ted Lasso episode when they were in Amsterdam. Theya re much more convenient, but, here, we call them cycles for girls and newbies.

    So you must have one of these as you're a noob?

    Oh no, I am a noob, like no other. I learned cycling on big boy cycles dude. My story to pro-dom is like no other. Too much?

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Do you own a bike?

    I have two bikes, road bike and gravel bike. Also an old mountain bike in the garage and it was very covered in mold last time I looked (about 5 years ago) so will probably be a biohazard now.

    Oh ok, good .so you know bikes and like to ride stuff. Just saying, other 2 members probably not pro in riding stuff like, you mean, real sexy devils like we have.

    I mean, it doesn't have to be a pro-bike, I'd ride pretty much anything

    Ah, noob style riding. Solid. I get ya...

    LOL! If we were to look at how many times the word noob has shown up on the thread, it would prolly set a record. And, everytime, it has been used for what it was not meant :lol:

    No, we always meant you

    Yah, everytime with a different context and meaning.

  • @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    We'll get there though.

    If we can make it there, we'll make it anywhere

    The Dutch windmill?

    Dutch windmill is included in "anywhere", so yes.

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Back to bikes... Or tits... Prefer bikes.... But could saddle for tits

    Bums on saddles, tits on... ummm.

    C word. Sont wanna scare noob when he resolved his 404

    404 sounds a bit final. Kind of like what his nick should be changed to after he gives up posting for good.

    I know, it kinda sounds defeatist. But, I did mention the reason fro choosing that username maybe a few 500 pages ago :lol: Don't go back to them, it's super cringe, the reason.
    But, yah, post Dec 22, the username will start making sense.

    can we have a tldr?

    Too long didn't read.

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    What was I asking... Again?

    I think you were building up to inviting me to cycle in windmill land

    Nah, that wasn't it but since you mentioned, there are a couple of windmills very close to my place. Superb location to be if your a rat!

    Do you guys depend on wind energy for your primary electricity needs or are these windmills a backup plan incase something goes wrong ?

    There's so much farting, you might as well harvest it and use it for something.

    Yah, I could use it to power your rat house, what was it called, dahunt?

  • @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    So you have electric bikes on the Island @ralf ?

    I don't have an e-bike. But I've ridden them a couple of times in Taiwan and they can be quite fun.

    I believe those in Taiwan and mainland China are pretty advanced. Keep seeing videos of those featuring pretty advanced locking system and security features, something you won't see anywhere else.

    In Taiwan you don't really need to lock up your bike unless you're leaving it overnight. People don't steal shit there.

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