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  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    So I can fly and see the world.

    You can already fly and see the world and squash rats when you land

    Yes, but need shrooms to do it so yeh, true angel wings. Rainbow coloured preferably.

    OK, I'll put them on my christmas list to ask santa to ask god fr you

    I mean, if that ain't gonna work I don't know what will.

    Drugging his mince pie and stealing his sleigh

    That may work .... Come to think.... I have another issue..m

    Oh?

    Been dealing with an elf on the shelf...

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    I know... It bonkers... But .... It's real!

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    I'll try and catch it in action tonight!

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    So I can fly and see the world.

    You can already fly and see the world and squash rats when you land

    Yes, but need shrooms to do it so yeh, true angel wings. Rainbow coloured preferably.

    OK, I'll put them on my christmas list to ask santa to ask god fr you

    I mean, if that ain't gonna work I don't know what will.

    Drugging his mince pie and stealing his sleigh

    That may work .... Come to think.... I have another issue..m

    Oh?

    Been dealing with an elf on the shelf...

    What the hell?

  • A literal elf?

  • That guy will steal all your mushrooms

  • Although it sounds like maybe that'd be a good thing

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    So I can fly and see the world.

    You can already fly and see the world and squash rats when you land

    Yes, but need shrooms to do it so yeh, true angel wings. Rainbow coloured preferably.

    OK, I'll put them on my christmas list to ask santa to ask god fr you

    I mean, if that ain't gonna work I don't know what will.

    Drugging his mince pie and stealing his sleigh

    That may work .... Come to think.... I have another issue..m

    Oh?

    Been dealing with an elf on the shelf...

    What the hell?

    I know right?

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:
    A literal elf?

    Yws not kidding you. It's in the tree right now!

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    I think it's mocking me!

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad
    edited December 2025

    @ralf said:
    That guy will steal all your mushrooms

    I mean... Maybe ... I ate most earlier but what about my secret stash?

    Now you get the bike question?

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    That guy will steal all your mushrooms

    I mean... Maybe ... I ate most earlier but what about my stash?

    Now you get the bike question?

    I mean I can tell your situation isn't very elfy, but no I don't get the bike question.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad
    edited December 2025

    I'm not sure they can ride a bike... It's on a sled now... Eyes peeking at me....

  • @Saragoldfarb said:
    I'm not sure they can ride a bike... It's on a sled now... Eyes peeking at me....

    If you go to sleep, it'll be gone by the morning (along with your food)

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    That guy will steal all your mushrooms

    I mean... Maybe ... I ate most earlier but what about my stash?

    Now you get the bike question?

    I mean I can tell your situation isn't very elfy, but no I don't get the bike question.

    Ok... Like... What if I nees to run... But I can't so I need a bike.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    For arguments sake, let's > @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    I'm not sure they can ride a bike... It's on a sled now... Eyes peeking at me....

    If you go to sleep, it'll be gone by the morning (along with your food)

    Ok... So better not run... So the bike is safe...
    It's your size though... Are you safe?

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    That guy will steal all your mushrooms

    I mean... Maybe ... I ate most earlier but what about my stash?

    Now you get the bike question?

    I mean I can tell your situation isn't very elfy, but no I don't get the bike question.

    Ok... Like... What if I nees to run... But I can't so I need a bike.

    If you're asleep you can just dream that you do have a bike

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    I.mean... you're in danger of AI!

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    Please sont get to @ralf !!

  • @Saragoldfarb said:
    For arguments sake, let's > @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    I'm not sure they can ride a bike... It's on a sled now... Eyes peeking at me....

    If you go to sleep, it'll be gone by the morning (along with your food)

    Ok... So better not run... So the bike is safe...
    It's your size though... Are you safe?

    I'm safe, the elf is at your house

  • @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    That guy will steal all your mushrooms

    I mean... Maybe ... I ate most earlier but what about my stash?

    Now you get the bike question?

    I mean I can tell your situation isn't very elfy, but no I don't get the bike question.

    your situation isn't very >> ELFY <<

    oh never mind

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    That guy will steal all your mushrooms

    I mean... Maybe ... I ate most earlier but what about my stash?

    Now you get the bike question?

    I mean I can tell your situation isn't very elfy, but no I don't get the bike question.

    Ok... Like... What if I nees to run... But I can't so I need a bike.

    If you're asleep you can just dream that you do have a bike

    Oh.... That I can do i think... But its so dark. What if he follows. I won't see him coming!

  • @Saragoldfarb said:
    I.mean... you're in danger of AI!

    yeah, i'll probably survive the night though

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    That guy will steal all your mushrooms

    I mean... Maybe ... I ate most earlier but what about my stash?

    Now you get the bike question?

    I mean I can tell your situation isn't very elfy, but no I don't get the bike question.

    Ok... Like... What if I nees to run... But I can't so I need a bike.

    If you're asleep you can just dream that you do have a bike

    Oh.... That I can do i think... But its so dark. What if he follows. I won't see him coming!

    That's fine, he'll just do it quietly in the corner

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    For arguments sake, let's > @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    I'm not sure they can ride a bike... It's on a sled now... Eyes peeking at me....

    If you go to sleep, it'll be gone by the morning (along with your food)

    Ok... So better not run... So the bike is safe...
    It's your size though... Are you safe?

    I'm safe, the elf is at your house

    Oh, that's right.... But... Maybe it can teleport through my phone's! Are you taking precautions? What if it finds ya? Everyone is honey for rats these days!

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    That guy will steal all your mushrooms

    I mean... Maybe ... I ate most earlier but what about my stash?

    Now you get the bike question?

    I mean I can tell your situation isn't very elfy, but no I don't get the bike question.

    your situation isn't very >> ELFY <<

    oh never mind

    I do mind... It's all so magical and whimsical but in a bad scary way

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    I.mean... you're in danger of AI!

    yeah, i'll probably survive the night though

    Bur what I'd, but what... If he finds you?¿

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:
    That guy will steal all your mushrooms

    I mean... Maybe ... I ate most earlier but what about my stash?

    Now you get the bike question?

    I mean I can tell your situation isn't very elfy, but no I don't get the bike question.

    Ok... Like... What if I nees to run... But I can't so I need a bike.

    If you're asleep you can just dream that you do have a bike

    Oh.... That I can do i think... But its so dark. What if he follows. I won't see him coming!

    That's fine, he'll just do it quietly in the corner

    Ok... So gotta leave some bait in the corners. Smart thinking. I'll just leave some purple pills there.

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    For arguments sake, let's > @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    I'm not sure they can ride a bike... It's on a sled now... Eyes peeking at me....

    If you go to sleep, it'll be gone by the morning (along with your food)

    Ok... So better not run... So the bike is safe...
    It's your size though... Are you safe?

    I'm safe, the elf is at your house

    Oh, that's right.... But... Maybe it can teleport through my phone's! Are you taking precautions? What if it finds ya? Everyone is honey for rats these days!

    I have a cat statue outside my bedroom. That'll scare the elf away. Don't wrry about me.

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    I.mean... you're in danger of AI!

    yeah, i'll probably survive the night though

    Bur what I'd, but what... If he finds you?¿

    The cat will protect me. And what's more he'll never expect a rat where cat's are, so he;ll look elsewhere.

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