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  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

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    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @noob404 said:
    LET is slow for me again, just when I was getting into my groove.

    Too much shitposting occupying the dB.

    Yeah, you got to separate the shitposting from the noise.

    Thinking about it, maybe they just have offloaded dB at purple daddy? Would explain.

    If they @ him he won't even notice the shitposting.

    Prolly. I mean, not sure. He does tag me occasionally.

    Just to remind you that you're on his naughty but nice list.

    That a good list to be on for now, I'll try to behave.

    I think he does like the dabble a bit with the naughty list when his elves aren't looking.

    Aight, feeling it.... Naughty but not too naughty, maybe when the lights are all off and noone is looking.... Getting the vibe. I approve.

    Oh no, no lights off approach it seems. All bets are off. You have awaken the 😈

    @Saragoldfarb would run away from me if the lights were still on

    Close to blind... Not gonna hapoen.

    I'll do a quick Rorschach test on you first then just to make sure

    Go ahead, I'm ready!

    OK, is this:

    a) A butterfly
    b) Some buttocks
    c) noob404 when he's asleep
    d) "what, I can't see anything, i'm blind remember?"

    E) all of the above.

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

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    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:
    LET is slow for me again, just when I was getting into my groove.

    Too much shitposting occupying the dB.

    Yeah, you got to separate the shitposting from the noise.

    Thinking about it, maybe they just have offloaded dB at purple daddy? Would explain.

    If they @ him he won't even notice the shitposting.

    Prolly. I mean, not sure. He does tag me occasionally.

    Just to remind you that you're on his naughty but nice list.

    That a good list to be on for now, I'll try to behave.

    I think he does like the dabble a bit with the naughty list when his elves aren't looking.

    Aight, feeling it.... Naughty but not too naughty, maybe when the lights are all off and noone is looking.... Getting the vibe. I approve.

    Oh no, no lights off approach it seems. All bets are off. You have awaken the 😈

    @Saragoldfarb would run away from me if the lights were still on

    Close to blind... Not gonna hapoen.

    I'll do a quick Rorschach test on you first then just to make sure

    Go ahead, I'm ready!

    OK, is this:

    a) A butterfly
    b) Some buttocks
    c) noob404 when he's asleep
    d) "what, I can't see anything, i'm blind remember?"

    E) all of the above.

    OK, we can leave the light on then.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    It's the other way around I think.

    The exact same joke I pulled :lol:

    Just don't pull my finger when I'm joking about it

    Why does that trigger the incontinence?

    You've never heard of "pull my finger"?

    Probably not... Culture thing maybe?

    https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pull_my_finger

    Hehehe, thank god we have AI

    Yeah, a step up from me, that's for sure

    Sont sell yourself short. Yet to find AI that drives on the wrong side of the road

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

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    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Oh... Hi @ralf .... Don't mind me... Definitely not humping corpses.

    Not even the cute ones?

    Alright, I'll admit. I'll blame @deank he's got a thing for cute bones.

    I mean, I kind of expected it, especially as most of your species are just bones in museums now... You've got to have some urges when you see them!

    Can't control it. Trying too. I have help but not there yet.

    They'd probably want to you branch out to the living. Maybe new species. Birds and lizards are pretty close to dinos.

    I like all species. Like, when a bird is fine, I'm.like that's a fine bird. Proper.lovely bird.

    I probably love furry animals. I am scared of everything scaly like lizards and reptiles. Also, scared of those slippery animals like turtles.

    Damn, just realised a majority of the animal kingdom is scary to me.

    There are enough kittens to balance out the non-kittens

    Explain non-kittens/

    Dinos

    Dinos aren't that scary though, more cute if anything

    Wait till we meet in real life

    Bet you're cuter than a dino

    For reals. Got talker arm though and not thatvl big of a bum. I like big butts but yeah, not blessed with.

    What is talker arm? Small butts are better than big butts.

    Taller arms... Like .. supposedly this phone has Ai....

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

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    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    It's the other way around I think.

    The exact same joke I pulled :lol:

    Just don't pull my finger when I'm joking about it

    Why does that trigger the incontinence?

    You've never heard of "pull my finger"?

    Probably not... Culture thing maybe?

    https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pull_my_finger

    Hehehe, thank god we have AI

    Yeah, a step up from me, that's for sure

    Sont sell yourself short. Yet to find AI that drives on the wrong side of the road

    Oh yeah, all the waymos and ubers and teslas can only do it on the right hand side.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:
    LET is slow for me again, just when I was getting into my groove.

    Too much shitposting occupying the dB.

    Yeah, you got to separate the shitposting from the noise.

    Thinking about it, maybe they just have offloaded dB at purple daddy? Would explain.

    If they @ him he won't even notice the shitposting.

    Prolly. I mean, not sure. He does tag me occasionally.

    Just to remind you that you're on his naughty but nice list.

    That a good list to be on for now, I'll try to behave.

    I think he does like the dabble a bit with the naughty list when his elves aren't looking.

    Aight, feeling it.... Naughty but not too naughty, maybe when the lights are all off and noone is looking.... Getting the vibe. I approve.

    Oh no, no lights off approach it seems. All bets are off. You have awaken the 😈

    @Saragoldfarb would run away from me if the lights were still on

    Close to blind... Not gonna hapoen.

    I'll do a quick Rorschach test on you first then just to make sure

    Go ahead, I'm ready!

    OK, is this:

    a) A butterfly
    b) Some buttocks
    c) noob404 when he's asleep
    d) "what, I can't see anything, i'm blind remember?"

    E) all of the above.

    OK, we can leave the light on then.

    Too bad..
    I shaved today

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Oh... Hi @ralf .... Don't mind me... Definitely not humping corpses.

    Not even the cute ones?

    Alright, I'll admit. I'll blame @deank he's got a thing for cute bones.

    I mean, I kind of expected it, especially as most of your species are just bones in museums now... You've got to have some urges when you see them!

    Can't control it. Trying too. I have help but not there yet.

    They'd probably want to you branch out to the living. Maybe new species. Birds and lizards are pretty close to dinos.

    I like all species. Like, when a bird is fine, I'm.like that's a fine bird. Proper.lovely bird.

    I probably love furry animals. I am scared of everything scaly like lizards and reptiles. Also, scared of those slippery animals like turtles.

    Damn, just realised a majority of the animal kingdom is scary to me.

    There are enough kittens to balance out the non-kittens

    Explain non-kittens/

    Dinos

    Dinos aren't that scary though, more cute if anything

    Wait till we meet in real life

    Bet you're cuter than a dino

    For reals. Got talker arm though and not thatvl big of a bum. I like big butts but yeah, not blessed with.

    What is talker arm? Small butts are better than big butts.

    Taller arms... Like .. supposedly this phone has Ai....

    Are you like Mrs Tickle?

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    Sorry for oversharing.... Bit you know... @noob is 404 so it's allright.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad
    edited December 2025

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

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    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    It's the other way around I think.

    The exact same joke I pulled :lol:

    Just don't pull my finger when I'm joking about it

    Why does that trigger the incontinence?

    You've never heard of "pull my finger"?

    Probably not... Culture thing maybe?

    https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pull_my_finger

    Hehehe, thank god we have AI

    Yeah, a step up from me, that's for sure

    Sont sell yourself short. Yet to find AI that drives on the wrong side of the road

    Oh yeah, all the waymos and ubers and teslas can only do it on the right hand side.

    Hence they collide that much.

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Oh... Hi @ralf .... Don't mind me... Definitely not humping corpses.

    Not even the cute ones?

    Alright, I'll admit. I'll blame @deank he's got a thing for cute bones.

    I mean, I kind of expected it, especially as most of your species are just bones in museums now... You've got to have some urges when you see them!

    Can't control it. Trying too. I have help but not there yet.

    They'd probably want to you branch out to the living. Maybe new species. Birds and lizards are pretty close to dinos.

    I like all species. Like, when a bird is fine, I'm.like that's a fine bird. Proper.lovely bird.

    I probably love furry animals. I am scared of everything scaly like lizards and reptiles. Also, scared of those slippery animals like turtles.

    Damn, just realised a majority of the animal kingdom is scary to me.

    There are enough kittens to balance out the non-kittens

    Explain non-kittens/

    Dinos

    Dinos aren't that scary though, more cute if anything

    Wait till we meet in real life

    Bet you're cuter than a dino

    For reals. Got talker arm though and not thatvl big of a bum. I like big butts but yeah, not blessed with.

    What is talker arm? Small butts are better than big butts.

    Taller arms... Like .. supposedly this phone has Ai....

    Are you like Mrs Tickle?

    No, would live to meet him though.... Those arms.....

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:
    LET is slow for me again, just when I was getting into my groove.

    Too much shitposting occupying the dB.

    Yeah, you got to separate the shitposting from the noise.

    Thinking about it, maybe they just have offloaded dB at purple daddy? Would explain.

    If they @ him he won't even notice the shitposting.

    Prolly. I mean, not sure. He does tag me occasionally.

    Just to remind you that you're on his naughty but nice list.

    That a good list to be on for now, I'll try to behave.

    I think he does like the dabble a bit with the naughty list when his elves aren't looking.

    Aight, feeling it.... Naughty but not too naughty, maybe when the lights are all off and noone is looking.... Getting the vibe. I approve.

    Oh no, no lights off approach it seems. All bets are off. You have awaken the 😈

    @Saragoldfarb would run away from me if the lights were still on

    Close to blind... Not gonna hapoen.

    I'll do a quick Rorschach test on you first then just to make sure

    Go ahead, I'm ready!

    OK, is this:

    a) A butterfly
    b) Some buttocks
    c) noob404 when he's asleep
    d) "what, I can't see anything, i'm blind remember?"

    E) all of the above.

    OK, we can leave the light on then.

    Too bad..
    I shaved today

    Did you shave badly or something?

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:
    LET is slow for me again, just when I was getting into my groove.

    Too much shitposting occupying the dB.

    Yeah, you got to separate the shitposting from the noise.

    Thinking about it, maybe they just have offloaded dB at purple daddy? Would explain.

    If they @ him he won't even notice the shitposting.

    Prolly. I mean, not sure. He does tag me occasionally.

    Just to remind you that you're on his naughty but nice list.

    That a good list to be on for now, I'll try to behave.

    I think he does like the dabble a bit with the naughty list when his elves aren't looking.

    Aight, feeling it.... Naughty but not too naughty, maybe when the lights are all off and noone is looking.... Getting the vibe. I approve.

    Oh no, no lights off approach it seems. All bets are off. You have awaken the 😈

    @Saragoldfarb would run away from me if the lights were still on

    Close to blind... Not gonna hapoen.

    I'll do a quick Rorschach test on you first then just to make sure

    Go ahead, I'm ready!

    OK, is this:

    a) A butterfly
    b) Some buttocks
    c) noob404 when he's asleep
    d) "what, I can't see anything, i'm blind remember?"

    E) all of the above.

    OK, we can leave the light on then.

    Too bad..
    I shaved today

    Did you shave badly or something?

    Depends... On what you like

  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    I'm off @ralf see ya!

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Oh... Hi @ralf .... Don't mind me... Definitely not humping corpses.

    Not even the cute ones?

    Alright, I'll admit. I'll blame @deank he's got a thing for cute bones.

    I mean, I kind of expected it, especially as most of your species are just bones in museums now... You've got to have some urges when you see them!

    Can't control it. Trying too. I have help but not there yet.

    They'd probably want to you branch out to the living. Maybe new species. Birds and lizards are pretty close to dinos.

    I like all species. Like, when a bird is fine, I'm.like that's a fine bird. Proper.lovely bird.

    I probably love furry animals. I am scared of everything scaly like lizards and reptiles. Also, scared of those slippery animals like turtles.

    Damn, just realised a majority of the animal kingdom is scary to me.

    There are enough kittens to balance out the non-kittens

    Explain non-kittens/

    Dinos

    Dinos aren't that scary though, more cute if anything

    Wait till we meet in real life

    Bet you're cuter than a dino

    For reals. Got talker arm though and not thatvl big of a bum. I like big butts but yeah, not blessed with.

    What is talker arm? Small butts are better than big butts.

    Taller arms... Like .. supposedly this phone has Ai....

    Are you like Mrs Tickle?

    No, would live to meet him though.... Those arms.....

  • @Saragoldfarb said:
    I'm off @ralf see ya!

    <3

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  • Good morning guys. Good going. Now we are just 14 pages from 900.

  • 548 notifications when I woke up!

  • @noob404 said:
    548 notifications when I woke up!

    Rookie numbers

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:
    548 notifications when I woke up!

    Rookie numbers

    Yah, will get back to posting very soon. So, get ready for a similar number on your notification counter.

  • BTW any giveaways in between? Any talks of a RackNerd mug or something?

  • @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:
    548 notifications when I woke up!

    Rookie numbers

    Yah, will get back to posting very soon. So, get ready for a similar number on your notification counter.

    Mine's already over 1000 and I cleared it less than 24 hours ago.

  • @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:
    548 notifications when I woke up!

    Rookie numbers

    Yah, will get back to posting very soon. So, get ready for a similar number on your notification counter.

    Mine's already over 1000 and I cleared it less than 24 hours ago.

    Oh good good. That's awesome. Seems like people other than me do have 15-20 hours a day to post here. Good to have more people like that on the thread.

  • Finally, the thread now has 4M views as well. Been stuck at 3.9M for almost the whole day yesterday. Glad we could hit the 4M milestone today.

  • 4 MILLION SPECIAL GIVEAWAY PLEASE !!

  • @Saragoldfarb said:
    Way behind. Just checking what purple daddy has been doing

    No giveaways yet, I guess.

  • @noob404 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Way behind. Just checking what purple daddy has been doing

    No giveaways yet, I guess.

    Haven't checke through, but, hoping there have been none :lol:

  • @Saragoldfarb said:

    @noob404 said:
    I had such a weird dream yesterday. I had woken up to the thread, but, to the right of my username, infact everyone of us' usernames, there was an "Ultrasquad" tag

    Nightmares suck!

    That's why they are called by that name

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