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  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @lielin523 said:
    Hi, I bought it.invoice #19593272, please double my bandwidth. Thanks!

    Hi @lielin523 -- Good news, your bandwidth allocation has now been doubled! :)

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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

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    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    Do you think losing a few lbs helps stop diarrhea?

    I know diarrhoea makes you lose a few lbs :lol: iykyk

    Oh yeah, good point that. Maybe I should actually encourage this as a dieting strategy.

    Just Eat raw chicken, solved the weight issue straight away.

    Oh and it gives instant muscles too if paired with creatine.

    Creatine? Whats that?

    I think legalish steroids. But all the best gyms sell both, so I'm a bit confused.

    They just ease the muscular pain after a workout session. Don't recommend them, because at times, they might just hide any muscular tears or spasms. Don't wanna wake up the next day hating gym.

  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @Pikuki said:
    Hi. I would like to double the bandwidth.
    Order Number: 6326928069
    Thank you and good luck with your sales.

    Hi @Pikuki -- Thank You for placing an order with RackNerd B)

    We've gone ahead and doubled your bandwidth.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

    Me as well, when I am in a team.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    LOL! I kinda have fun as well, when everyone's enjoying themselves.

  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @Rain_Z said:
    Hello, I would like to double my bandwidth.
    Invoice #3620515006
    Thanks!

    Hi @Rain_Z -- appreciate the order 👊

    We've successfully doubled your bandwidth allocation :)

  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @Micromoon said:
    Hi. I was told that I can leave my order number here to double my bandwidth so here i came. Not sure if it still apply.
    This is my invoice number: #19439779
    Thank you anyway :)

    Hi @Micromoon -- We've upgraded your bandwidth as promised. 👊

    Your business is valuable to us at RackNerd. We look forward to continuing to serve you!

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    And they should be lucky I don't have that priblem while shopping at costco

    They do sell diapers there right?

    Well, they sell them. Just maybe not to me. I'm not sure whether I should push my luck with this experiment...

    Yah it's better not to, but, if you do, keep us updated so that I could try something of the sorts in my local supermaket :lol:

    Oh? Do you suffer from anal incontinence?

    Not yet. But, I am getting older. So, better prepared right?

    But, yah, we probably shouldn't be joking. Ibs is a very problematic issue for many.

    It ruined a friend's personality. He was such a chill dude. And suddenly the ibs related issues started for him. He lost his charm, stopped meeting friends, became a recluse. But, he did get treatment and is said to be recovering.

    Oh ibs? Sorry I thought you meant lbs as in weight.

    Don't you use kg there in the UK?

    Well, I do but other people use st/lbs. But enough old people still use lbs that everyone knows what it means. 454 of your new metric grammes.

    While at it, you might consider to start driving on the right side of the road.

    Or as we call it here, "the wrong side"

    Wrong is objective tbh. Thinking of it.... So is left vs right, up vs down.

    You started it by making the claim that you drive on the "right side". Which is obviously factually wrong.

    Never saw that. Right can mean both correct and the side. Now, I am using 100% of my brain.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:
    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Back , go sleep noob

    Yeah, seeya noob

    Noob gone already? Damn...

    Noob is back, alright!!! Oh my God, we're back again,, brothers sisters everybody sing.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Still so early....

    For you guys, for me, it was 1AM :(

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    Depends what that controls. I can think of something he's like. Hell, can think of something I'd like!

    Oh you're after the speciality software with the feedback loop?

    Loads of feedback loops! Do you develop multiplayer? I'm a team player.

    Ummm, I guess saying it's for solo play is bad. Sure, multiplayer works!

    Why'd that be bad though?

  • 7114413971144139 Member

    Hello, I would like to double the bandwidth.
    Invoice ID: 19659695
    Thanks!

  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @Walt said:
    Order Number: 5778397471 Double bandwidth please

    Hi @Walt -- Thank You for the order 👊 We sincerely value your business.

    We've gone ahead and doubled your bandwidth.

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  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Please tell us more :)

    I've aready told you too much

    Please dont stop oversharing. Its cute.

    Sharing is caring!

    Sharing stories of poop is definitely caring for your fellow homo spaiens brethren.

  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @pquesinb said:
    Hi,

    I noticed that the bandwidth for Order Number: 6432380953 hadn't been doubled yet, so I wanted to re-post in case it got missed somehow. I know a lot of folks signed up so if you just haven't gotten around to it yet, no rush.

    Thank you very much!

    Hi @pquesinb -- We've just completed doubling your bandwidth allocation.

    We appreciate you being a valued RackNerd customer.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    Thank God no... Sysadmins. Yuk.

    Yeah, yeah, down with sysadmins (not across)...

    They always seem to have blocked that one site you use daily.

    Oh now, I see why they are hated. Which site did yours block anyways?

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Still so early....

    Yeah, it's not even bedtime yet...

    For me, it was way past bedtime, ralf. :lol:

  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @sdubs said:
    @dustinc Could I get double bandwidth please? Order #19614209

    Hi @sdubs -- good stuff!

    We've gone ahead and doubled your bandwidth. Thank You for doing business with RackNerd :)

  • dustincdustinc Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @kravchuk said:
    Hi, my order number is 5001687216, please double the bandwidth. Thanks!

    Hi @kravchuk -- Thank You placing an order with us :)

    We've gone ahead and doubled your bandwidth.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:
    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Mhhhh fluffy posts about oink dreams.

    Wish I could have one, that way, I could have the feeling of increasing my comment count, while I was asleep. Even though fake, it would be a wonderful feelingfor me.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    Thank God no... Sysadmins. Yuk.

    Yeah, yeah, down with sysadmins (not across)...

    They always seem to have blocked that one site you use daily.

    Oh, I think that one's blocked by the government. :#

    Which one though? govt here has blocked multiple sites. I can live with that. But, an yer ago, my ISP decided to block Github and stackoverflow smh!

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    You think they'd trust me with root access on somewhere important?

    Yes :)

    Just because I have it, doesn't mean they trust me with it...

    Sysadmins female? I can think of a way how you got it :)

    Oooh you, you have to make everything about innuendo!

    No, that's myjob.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    What is your niche or work then, if you don't mind sharing?

    I'd hate to bore you to death. You still have some zest and enthusiasm for life.

    For now... Wait till you have kids...

    I think I've dodged that bullet

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    What is your niche or work then, if you don't mind sharing?

    I'd hate to bore you to death. You still have some zest and enthusiasm for life.

    Sure then that's fine. Is it something like Barney from Himym does?

    I dunno what does Barney from hymns do?

    Throwing farts

    Isn't tjat Barnet the Dinosaur?

    Barnet? Sounds .... Not familiar at all..

    Barney hopefully? Haven't watched those a lot, but, have to sit around when my nephew hogs the TV

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Gotta keep them fingers ready.

    Oh yes, mine already feel much weaker from all the typing the past few days.

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Should I piss on it?

    On stream?

    Yes, @BasToTheMax loves streaming.

    He does. I wish he could make a living out of it.,

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:
    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Mhhhh fluffy posts about oink dreams.

    Pork hotdogs not beef. Perfect with fluffy posts.

    Are pork hotdogs pink? :lol:

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    What is your niche or work then, if you don't mind sharing?

    I'd hate to bore you to death. You still have some zest and enthusiasm for life.

    For now... Wait till you have kids...

    I think I've dodged that bullet

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:
    Yeah, I'm not sure it's nice having the ibs, but you can also probably have a lot of fun trolling people in lifts... Letting rip and then blaming others.

    You are funny in your own weird way. Sure you haven't worked with Adam Sandler before?

    I doubt he has much requirement for the... speciality software I work on...

    It's a bit niche

    Oh. I thought you were a system administrator or a manager type of person

    Oh goodness no

    What is your niche or work then, if you don't mind sharing?

    I'd hate to bore you to death. You still have some zest and enthusiasm for life.

    Sure then that's fine. Is it something like Barney from Himym does?

    I dunno what does Barney from hymns do?

    Throwing farts

    Isn't tjat Barnet the Dinosaur?

    Barnet? Sounds .... Not familiar at all..

    Isn't the show Teletubbies?

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Where noob at? Asleep yet?

    Not dreaming of you apparently...

    Hand practice then.

    That'd explain why he stopped so suddenly.

    Me? I know there's an innuneod or something hidden within that :lol:

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:

    @ralf said:

    @noob404 said:
    What should our next immediate target be, beside getting me to sleep?

    Trust me, it's better to get @Saragoldfarb to get you to sleep. You need to wait until she's back.

    Can't hold till then possibly. Today was extremely tiring..can't do another day like that, atleast not this month.

    She'll give you the best dreams

    Pink dreams. I have the day off tomorrow so can probably drop another 1K posts

    Mmmmm pink dreams about fluffy posts

    Fluffy like Fluffy. I prefer British humour but Fluffy is nice.

    Too much to research. Instead jut tell me who Fluffy is :lol:

  • noob404noob404 Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    Bald and chubby

    Barney?

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