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If you dream about it, I'll need a detailed commentary.
I think he does like the dabble a bit with the naughty list when his elves aren't looking.
No, I've never seen that.
But did you know what the Mexican fireman called his two boys?
José and Hose B
At least you already have the carpet cleaner. Might is starting to smell a bit now.
I always need MOOOaAAaRRRRR!
Wait.... No invoices... Wtf! I don't need more invoices.
Don't mind tbh.... If easy on the eyes.... But you known, I appreciate a fit bird just as much as I do MAN-BOOBS.
Hmmm, there's somethign wrong with you. Girls boobs are definitely better.
Dude, we're having serious convo here. I mean, I feel like you're really opening up after all you have been through in life.
It's so good of you that you're now able to express your self all out in the open, in public after all that trauma.
You should be proud of yourself. Don't let no people ganging up on you let you down! Ever!
You go:girl!
It's include some water play, just wanna make sure you're also into that.
Aight, feeling it.... Naughty but not too naughty, maybe when the lights are all off and noone is looking.... Getting the vibe. I approve.
Yeah, it has been a bit of a turning point. Is does feel that I can truly be free and explore the medium of the forums without the shackles of negativity about who or what I can reply to.
You are a wonder and a source of inspiration to me, for showing me a new way. A true light to aimless soul.
Dude, seriously peed myself.
I like paddling pools.
Through some bleach on it. Sure, will fuck the carpet right up but the stank will be gone.
Can always order fart in a bottle from pink Dino. It smells like roses.
Yeah, I was definitely going for the Santa's beard whiskers tickling the ears vibe when I grew my beard long. That way when the lights are out, they definitely know where you are.
Big, small, natural, well proportional?
That's such an old dad joke.
I'll print that and show that to my shrink. She'll be proud!
Like a poolguy.... Now thats on a whole other lever
Bleach will also make the nice carpet go white, so maybe I'll just use two of the eau de rosenpfart on it.
Lights out when?
No for reals...
Oh, is this YOUR special fart in a bottle? I heard that was also an intoxicating love potion!
Yes
Goldfart should work.
Just don't print it in crayon or she'll think you're making me up like the last one.
Just a side affect. Gotta warn you, its doesn't take into account what sexe you prefer. Just to avail a sore bottom in the morning.