2025 Black Friday / Cyber Monday: FLASH SALE & MEGATHREAD - "The Trade War"

Neoon · December 2025

My Wallet after BF

host_c · December 2025

@JabJab said:

@host_c said:

@JabJab said: I still think he hates me, personally and just did it on purpose

I highly doubt that is the case.

You sure? Let's test it!

Please drop 5 x HostC limited Flash Sale (Kepler-70 - NVME VPS - I188 - G2) - $9.69/yr
( https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/212556/mega-chicken-transfer-host-c-colocrossing-unmetered-incognet-and-more-chaaap-too/p1 )
with a discount code IDONOTNOTHATEJAB.

HA HA HA, ok, I will bite this one.

Data Center : DC2 Oradea, Romania
LG: https://lg-ro-or.host-c.com/

5x Promo Kepler-70 - NVME VPS - JabJab Edition,

Price: 9.69 / year. ( renews for 9.69 / year for a max of 3 years then it dyes )

1 vCPU Xeon Scale Generation 2
1 GB DDR4 RAM
40 GB NVME Storage
1 Dedicated IPV4 IP
1 Dedicated /64 IPV6
1 Free Backup Slot Included
Port Speed 1 GBPS
High-Speed Included Traffic - 1TB

Non transferable and no upgrade-bale, sold as is, non refundable as these are promo units.

Order Link: https://host-c.com/store/black-friday-deals-2025/promo-kepler-70-nvme-vps-jabjab-edition

Promo Code: I-DO-NOT-NOT-HATE-JAB

@JabJab

Good Enough?

Decicus · December 2025

@ralf said:

@lovelyserver said:

@Decicus said:
I'm gonna make sure I'm logged into @host_c's billing panel juuuuuuuuuuust in case

Good idea

Unless the next link posted is "immediately cancel all active servers, no confirmation required".

tfgp99 · December 2025

@host_c said:

@JabJab said:

@host_c said:

@JabJab said: I still think he hates me, personally and just did it on purpose

I highly doubt that is the case.

You sure? Let's test it!

Please drop 5 x HostC limited Flash Sale (Kepler-70 - NVME VPS - I188 - G2) - $9.69/yr
( https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/212556/mega-chicken-transfer-host-c-colocrossing-unmetered-incognet-and-more-chaaap-too/p1 )
with a discount code IDONOTNOTHATEJAB.

HA HA HA, ok, I will bite this one.

Data Center : DC2 Oradea, Romania
LG: https://lg-ro-or.host-c.com/

5x Promo Kepler-70 - NVME VPS - JabJab Edition,

Price: 9.69 / year. ( renews for 9.69 / year for a max of 3 years then it dyes )

1 vCPU Xeon Scale Generation 2
1 GB DDR4 RAM
40 GB NVME Storage
1 Dedicated IPV4 IP
1 Dedicated /64 IPV6
1 Free Backup Slot Included
Port Speed 1 GBPS
High-Speed Included Traffic - 1TB

Non transferable and no upgrade-bale, sold as is, non refundable as these are promo units.

Order Link: https://host-c.com/store/black-friday-deals-2025/promo-kepler-70-nvme-vps-jabjab-edition

Promo Code: I-DO-NOT-NOT-HATE-JAB

@JabJab

Good Enough?

Im so tempted. But it isn't Storage

host_c · December 2025

@tfgp99 said: Im so tempted. But it isn't Storage

Get what you only need.

Relax, take a breath.

tfgp99 · December 2025

@host_c said:

@tfgp99 said: Im so tempted. But it isn't Storage

Get what you only need.

Relax, take a breath.

I'll wait for more storage, i wanted a RAM upgrade on my current storage (vDSM) with you 😂
Crazy project that you guys accepted to do it

host_c · December 2025

Hmmm

we have a Promo Yearly Collector already, love these guys , THX bro!

Now, be a nice boy, and IDLE like a PRO!

PS: Note to self, ask STU WTF is he doing, as the core SW is going crazy:

tfgp99 · December 2025

@host_c said:
Hmmm

we have a Promo Yearly Collector already, love these guys , THX bro!

Now, be a nice boy, and IDLE like a PRO!

PS: Note to self, ask STU WTF is he doing, as the core SW is going crazy:

Dont tell no one regarding this precious.
It isn't idling!

JabJab · December 2025

I DID IT, I DID IT GUYS.

Should probably set real country rather than speedrun with USA, brb.

JabJab · December 2025

Okey, still in stock. God damn so many things force - FA, email etc

JabJab · December 2025

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait, I have been duped, those are different specs than I linked.

Was supposed to be 2/2/60 it's 1/1/40.
God damn should have read before ordering.
I told you host_c hates me, he did it on purpose, again!!1oeneoeno1n

sad.

// Welp, it's expensive idler now, gonna YABS 24/7 as revenge!

brueggus · December 2025

@JabJab said:
Should probably set real country rather than speedrun with USA, brb.

host_c · December 2025

@JabJab said:
I DID IT, I DID IT GUYS.

Should probably set real country rather than speedrun with USA, brb.

You god "FRAUD-lined" bro? WTF???

If you wander what FRAUD-line is, this is it:

host_c · December 2025

@brueggus said:

@JabJab said:
Should probably set real country rather than speedrun with USA, brb.

Awesome

tenpera · December 2025

@host_c, How do I set Two-Factor Authentication?
Two-factor authentication is currently disabled

host_c · December 2025

@tenpera said:
@host_c, How do I set Two-Factor Authentication?
Two-factor authentication is currently disabled

https://host-c.com/knowledgebase/17/2FA-Authentication.html

You can use whatever 2FA app, online, offline, it works with all.

JabJab · December 2025

@tenpera said:
@host_c, How do I set Two-Factor Authentication?
Two-factor authentication is currently disabled

Are you time traveler from year 2010? You never seen 2FA/Google Authenticator/whatever earlier? How the fuck do still have your accounts?!

cgs3238 · December 2025

Out of stock

DP · December 2025

@cgs3238 said:
Out of stock

5 people took a jab at it.

host_c · December 2025

@JabJab said:

@tenpera said:
@host_c, How do I set Two-Factor Authentication?
Two-factor authentication is currently disabled

Are you time traveler from year 2010? You never seen 2FA/Google Authenticator/whatever earlier? How the fuck do still have your accounts?!

Now, don't be rude to your fella inmate on that node, or I will set you cu to 0.1% performance

Baby steps bro, Baby steps.

host_c · December 2025

_Man, I see we have a bunch of "collectors", nice _

Nice, next BF I will do something special for you, those that have "collectable" services in the number of at least 3 will get some "quality time" with the "secretary".

brauni · December 2025

@host_c said:
_Man, I see we have a bunch of "collectors", nice _

Nice, next BF I will do something special for you, those that have "collectable" services in the number of at least 3 will get some "quality time" with the "secretary".

I knew my addiction would pay of
But broke my ipv6 only streak

JabJab · December 2025

# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
#              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
#                     v2025-04-20                    #
# https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #

Thu Dec  4 22:03:08 UTC 2025

Basic System Information:
---------------------------------
Uptime     : 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes
Processor  : Intel(R) Xeon(R) Gold 6240 CPU @ 2.60GHz
CPU cores  : 1 @ 2593.906 MHz
AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
RAM        : 967.9 MiB
Swap       : 0.0 KiB
Disk       : 39.3 GiB
Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 13 (trixie)
Kernel     : 6.12.57+deb13-cloud-amd64
VM Type    : KVM
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ✔ Online

IPv6 Network Information:
---------------------------------
ISP        : HOST-C Oradea
ASN        : AS211462 Andrei Tiberiu Holt
Location   : Oradea, Bihor County (BH)
Country    : Romania

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/sda1):
---------------------------------
Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 60.05 MB/s   (15.0k) | 833.65 MB/s  (13.0k)
Write      | 60.18 MB/s   (15.0k) | 838.04 MB/s  (13.0k)
Total      | 120.24 MB/s  (30.0k) | 1.67 GB/s    (26.1k)
           |                      |
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 1.27 GB/s     (2.4k) | 1.43 GB/s     (1.3k)
Write      | 1.33 GB/s     (2.6k) | 1.52 GB/s     (1.4k)
Total      | 2.61 GB/s     (5.1k) | 2.96 GB/s     (2.8k)

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
---------------------------------
Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 683 Mbits/sec   | 979 Mbits/sec   | 45.5 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 741 Mbits/sec   | 989 Mbits/sec   | 38.3 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 360 Mbits/sec   | 909 Mbits/sec   | 117 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 254 Mbits/sec   | 855 Mbits/sec   | 177 ms
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 314 Mbits/sec   | 779 Mbits/sec   | 164 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 422 Mbits/sec   | 890 Mbits/sec   | --
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 297 Mbits/sec   | 861 Mbits/sec   | 228 ms

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv6):
---------------------------------
Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 702 Mbits/sec   | 964 Mbits/sec   | 45.3 ms
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 710 Mbits/sec   | 969 Mbits/sec   | 38.2 ms
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 312 Mbits/sec   | 892 Mbits/sec   | 117 ms
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 309 Mbits/sec   | 848 Mbits/sec   | 177 ms
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 313 Mbits/sec   | 713 Mbits/sec   | 164 ms
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 350 Mbits/sec   | 904 Mbits/sec   | 99.0 ms
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 220 Mbits/sec   | 757 Mbits/sec   | 228 ms

Geekbench 5 Benchmark Test:
---------------------------------
Test            | Value
                |
Single Core     | 858
Multi Core      | 859
Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v5/cpu/23950593

host_c · December 2025

@JabJab

Bro, now let me ask this, are you in 2010 and using GB5?????

WTF, wish to get migrated to a P4 @ 1.4 GHz using SD-RAM???

Why would anyone use GB5 noways??? basically it could not cares less for any advanced CPU Instructions, and runs on Frequency Matric only doing basic math, like, 1+1+1+1+1...

PS: not enough RAM, SWAP it like a PRO!!

Just Messing here, i need to recharge, fellas, have a nice one, see u later.

@JabJab , welkome back.

nghialele · December 2025

Out of Stock

AlteredParadox · December 2025

Nooooooo I missed @host_c

barbarza · December 2025

@dedipromo said:
Dummy config, just testing if the config can be picked by MJJ's Telegram bots...

VortexNode yearly dedicated
CPU: Ryzen 9 9950X3D
RAM: 128 GB DDR5
Disks: 2 x 1.92 TB NVMe + 4 x 24 TB HDD, HW RAID
Network: 10 Gbps, 100 TB bandwidth
Netherlands or NYC, US
$299 / year
Order link: https://www.vortexnode-dummy.com/cart.php?a=add&pid=4277

I want this deal to have my babies!

Cybr · December 2025

Wow! It's an early Christmas miracle! This weeks Blackfly Day is so much better than last week.

Massive shout out to @brauni and @HostDZire for making it happen, and @FAT32 for it even existing.

Umcookies · December 2025

😞 One day, when the stars align, I'll manage to catch a host_c special

barbarza · December 2025

@host_c said:

@JabJab said:
I DID IT, I DID IT GUYS.

Should probably set real country rather than speedrun with USA, brb.

You god "FRAUD-lined" bro? WTF???

If you wander what FRAUD-line is, this is it:

She can Fraud my Line any day!

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