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2025 Black Friday / Cyber Monday: FLASH SALE & MEGATHREAD - "The Trade War"

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  • AlteredParadoxAlteredParadox Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Decicus said:

    @nvme said:
    Crankbis easter vps > @Decicus said:

    @AlteredParadox said:
    I wonder if I will have my dartnode vps by the time we have a Christmas megathread

    it's probably still going to be before @crunchbits deploys those easter deals

    I got my crankbis easter delivered, and was before dartnode I think

    I think all of us have gotten an invoice issued by now (and it should deploy as soon as its paid) :P

    What's the DartNode wait up? For the Dedi?

    Their VPS system exploded apparently

    Thanked by 2Saragoldfarb Decicus
  • JabJabJabJab Member

    @Jord said:
    Is it time to close the thread?

    and you wonder why...

    @Jord said: I think everyone blames me

    https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/4649266#Comment_4649266

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @AlteredParadox said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Decicus said:

    @nvme said:
    Crankbis easter vps > @Decicus said:

    @AlteredParadox said:
    I wonder if I will have my dartnode vps by the time we have a Christmas megathread

    it's probably still going to be before @crunchbits deploys those easter deals

    I got my crankbis easter delivered, and was before dartnode I think

    I think all of us have gotten an invoice issued by now (and it should deploy as soon as its paid) :P

    What's the DartNode wait up? For the Dedi?

    Their VPS system exploded apparently

    I see. Hope it'll be alright. Lots of clients over here I'd think.

  • AlteredParadoxAlteredParadox Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @AlteredParadox said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Decicus said:

    @nvme said:
    Crankbis easter vps > @Decicus said:

    @AlteredParadox said:
    I wonder if I will have my dartnode vps by the time we have a Christmas megathread

    it's probably still going to be before @crunchbits deploys those easter deals

    I got my crankbis easter delivered, and was before dartnode I think

    I think all of us have gotten an invoice issued by now (and it should deploy as soon as its paid) :P

    What's the DartNode wait up? For the Dedi?

    Their VPS system exploded apparently

    I see. Hope it'll be alright. Lots of clients over here I'd think.

    I apologize for the unacceptable issues you are having. I understand your frustration with the slow provisioning and server instability.

We apologize for the issue you are experiencing. It is because of the Black Friday rush going on on our system. The extremely high volume of orders has caused system instability.

Please rest assured your system will work properly after the rush is over. Please bear with us while our engineers are working tirelessly to fix this.
    Thanked by 1Saragoldfarb
  • ralfralf Member
    edited December 2025

    @AlteredParadox said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @AlteredParadox said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @Decicus said:

    @nvme said:
    Crankbis easter vps > @Decicus said:

    @AlteredParadox said:
    I wonder if I will have my dartnode vps by the time we have a Christmas megathread

    it's probably still going to be before @crunchbits deploys those easter deals

    I got my crankbis easter delivered, and was before dartnode I think

    I think all of us have gotten an invoice issued by now (and it should deploy as soon as its paid) :P

    What's the DartNode wait up? For the Dedi?

    Their VPS system exploded apparently

    I see. Hope it'll be alright. Lots of clients over here I'd think.

    I apologize for the unacceptable issues you are having. I understand your frustration with the slow provisioning and server instability.

We apologize for the issue you are experiencing. It is because of the Black Friday rush going on on our system. The extremely high volume of orders has caused system instability.

Please rest assured your system will work properly after the rush is over. Please bear with us while our engineers are working tirelessly to fix this.

    500 people sharing an N100
    (PS may not be true)

    Thanked by 2Saragoldfarb tux
  • JabJabJabJab Member

    GUYS IT'S EASTER/APRIL.

    Thanked by 27doobydoe lukast__ anakara truemagic barbaros Vanmer boba plumberg Decicus Blembim cz83s Hitori0221 nullnothere brauni oloke crunchbits Saragoldfarb gsea4 dosai op23 RocketUp FAT32 ebietsy nghialele Porlam admax tux
  • defaultdefault Veteran
    edited December 2025

    Thanked by 7AlteredParadox bluesega boba cz83s nghialele FAT32 tux
  • cz83scz83s Member
    edited December 2025

    @AlteredParadox said:

    I apologize for the unacceptable issues you are having. I understand your frustration with the slow provisioning and server instability.

We apologize for the issue you are experiencing. It is because of the Black Friday rush going on on our system. The extremely high volume of orders has caused system instability.

Please rest assured your system will work properly after the rush is over. Please bear with us while our engineers are working tirelessly to fix this.

    Have a lot of Chinese people tried to buy VPS?

    or bots?

    Interesting.

    Maybe the machinations of competitors?

    @JabJab said:
    GUYS IT'S EASTER/APRIL.

    Dead idiot

  • AlteredParadoxAlteredParadox Member

    Apparently they're like re-writing software or something - from the dartnode thread:

    @keoir said:
    We're aware of the issues with provisioning and also with the disk sizes, and are working on restoring the system over the past 24 hours.

    Yesterday, over 400 people ordered VMs in the span of an hour, causing our system to become under stress. We do not deploy things manually, but it is done by a job queue system that takes jobs and runs them.

    With the increased load, we started to have job queue failures; we're working on deploying more runners and also are tweaking the job queue to handle concurrent tasks.

    The job queue was due for a revamp for a while, and this has pushed us to do it in an emergency fashion. I am currently working on the software for the queue system with the runners, and once we have it up, we will redeploy everyone so your disks and everything are setup correctly.

    Thanked by 1FAT32
  • nullnotherenullnothere Member

    @JabJab said: GUYS IT'S EASTER/APRIL.

    Did you get the promised extra double resources - halved invoice because of the penalty clause on the delivery delay?

    But at least some one's really keeping their word.

    Thanked by 3brauni geo FAT32
  • braunibrauni Member

    @nullnothere said:

    @JabJab said: GUYS IT'S EASTER/APRIL.

    Did you get the promised extra double resources - halved invoice because of the penalty clause on the delivery delay?

    No :'(

    Thanked by 1nullnothere
  • AlteredParadoxAlteredParadox Member

    All the impatient complaining aside, I've generally been a fan of dartnode so far, just this vps mess isn't a great look, but cheap deals and lots of orders was probably some fun stress testing for them lol

    Thanked by 1doobydoe
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @FAT32 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    So... Are we still getting deals?

    I dont think so sadly :(

    WRONG

    Thanked by 15lukast__ doobydoe Arirang truemagic anakara Decicus nullnothere barbaros cz83s oriend harrison cainyxues Porlam geo FAT32
  • AlteredParadoxAlteredParadox Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    So... Are we still getting deals?

    I dont think so sadly :(

    WRONG

    excuse me sir your blinker is on

    Thanked by 3truemagic nullnothere FAT32
  • defaultdefault Veteran

    @AlteredParadox said:
    Apparently they're like re-writing software or something - from the dartnode thread:

    @keoir said:
    We're aware of the issues with provisioning and also with the disk sizes, and are working on restoring the system over the past 24 hours.

    Yesterday, over 400 people ordered VMs in the span of an hour, causing our system to become under stress. We do not deploy things manually, but it is done by a job queue system that takes jobs and runs them.

    With the increased load, we started to have job queue failures; we're working on deploying more runners and also are tweaking the job queue to handle concurrent tasks.

    The job queue was due for a revamp for a while, and this has pushed us to do it in an emergency fashion. I am currently working on the software for the queue system with the runners, and once we have it up, we will redeploy everyone so your disks and everything are setup correctly.

    Damn bots, they took our (jobs) queue!

  • UmcookiesUmcookies Member

    @cz83s said:

    Have a lot of Chinese people tried to buy VPS?

    or bots?

    Interesting.

    Maybe the machinations of competitors?

    They explained awhile back,
    Their existing system "queues" provisioning / OS reinstall, to maintain node performance ect, ect.
    It all imploded and couldn't keep up with the influx of new users and services, worse than just long queue. Just not working.
    https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/4639777#Comment_4639777

    Thanked by 2cz83s boba
  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @JabJab said:
    GUYS IT'S EASTER/APRIL.

    :D

    Thanked by 1admax
  • JabJabJabJab Member
    edited December 2025

    @nullnothere said: Did you get the promised extra double resources - halved invoice because of the penalty clause on the delivery delay?

    No, I did not get halved invoice or double resources.
    However as bonus I got MULTI EXTRA SLASHED disk speeds (on 4K.) to like floppy disk speeds.

    # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
#              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
#                     v2025-04-20                    #
# https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #

Tue Dec  2 04:46:37 PM CET 2025

Basic System Information:
---------------------------------
Uptime     : 0 days, 0 hours, 2 minutes
Processor  : AMD EPYC 7702P 64-Core Processor
CPU cores  : 4 @ 1996.250 MHz
AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
RAM        : 11.7 GiB
Swap       : 0.0 KiB
Disk       : 630.1 GiB
Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 13 (trixie)
Kernel     : 6.12.38+deb13-amd64
VM Type    : KVM
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ✔ Online

IPv6 Network Information:
---------------------------------
ISP        : Redoubt Networks
ASN        : AS400304 Redoubt Networks
Host       : Redoubt Networks
Location   : Liberty Lake, Washington (WA)
Country    : United States

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/sda3):
---------------------------------
Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 2.87 MB/s      (719) | 40.25 MB/s     (628)
Write      | 2.89 MB/s      (724) | 40.50 MB/s     (632)
Total      | 5.77 MB/s     (1.4k) | 80.76 MB/s    (1.2k)
           |                      |
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 1.87 GB/s     (3.6k) | 1.80 GB/s     (1.7k)
Write      | 1.97 GB/s     (3.8k) | 1.92 GB/s     (1.8k)
Total      | 3.85 GB/s     (7.5k) | 3.73 GB/s     (3.6k)

    I will assume shit ton of people running yabs now, but eeeeeehhhhhhh.

    Thanked by 8lukast__ gsea4 truemagic op23 cz83s nullnothere boba FAT32
  • SaragoldfarbSaragoldfarb Member, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    So... Are we still getting deals?

    I dont think so sadly :(

    WRONG

    Blinking Madness. I approve.

    Thanked by 1nullnothere
  • nullnotherenullnothere Member

    @sh97 said: I've asked daddy Crankbis to cook something

    Remarkable. I have something in the mail apparently.

    Do you have such persuasive powers with any choice exotic southern hemisphere hosts?

    Maybe you don't realize what powers you have... perhaps you could give it a shot.

    Your gifs were very moving but they didn't unfortunately press the right release-order button it seems and we were forgotten.

    Thanked by 3doobydoe truemagic geo
  • AlteredParadoxAlteredParadox Member

    Do i print another @FAT32 dino? Maybe ill make a blue one with green lettering....

    Thanked by 7oloke doobydoe Decicus barbarza ralf FAT32 tux
  • anakaraanakara Member

    MOARRRRRRRRRRRRR

    Thanked by 1cz83s
  • UmcookiesUmcookies Member

    I really should leave before I'm tempting to buy yet more I do not need.....

    Thanked by 4Decicus doobydoe truemagic FAT32
  • skorupionskorupion Member, Host Rep

    Deployed I think everyone for the Easter deals [let's just all agree to act like it's currently April hehe]

    If I missed someone DM me baes.

    @nullnothere said:

    @JabJab said: GUYS IT'S EASTER/APRIL.

    Did you get the promised extra double resources - halved invoice because of the penalty clause on the delivery delay?

    But at least some one's really keeping their word.

    Dude it's April currently, what ya talking bout? :lol:

    Thanked by 3nullnothere Decicus FAT32
  • op23op23 Member

    @crunchbits curious, will you be restocking vps/vds/storage plans on site when your new data center opens? It seems all packages have been OOS forever

  • AlteredParadoxAlteredParadox Member

    @Umcookies said:
    I really should leave before I'm tempting to buy yet more I do not need.....

    but do you have a @bingobangobongo server!?!?!

    Thanked by 5truemagic Decicus HostBilby nghialele FAT32
  • nullnotherenullnothere Member

    @skorupion said:
    Deployed I think everyone for the Easter deals [let's just all agree to act like it's currently April hehe]

    If I missed someone DM me baes.

    @nullnothere said:

    @JabJab said: GUYS IT'S EASTER/APRIL.

    Did you get the promised extra double resources - halved invoice because of the penalty clause on the delivery delay?

    But at least some one's really keeping their word.

    Dude it's April currently, what ya talking bout? :lol:

    It IS April, but it's a few years later. :p

    Thanked by 4HostBilby nghialele geo FAT32
  • skorupionskorupion Member, Host Rep

    @op23 said:
    @crunchbits curious, will you be restocking vps/vds/storage plans on site when your new data center opens? It seems all packages have been OOS forever

    Yup, we are currently working on everything!

    Thanked by 5Decicus op23 HostBilby nullnothere FAT32
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @JabJab said:

    @nullnothere said: Did you get the promised extra double resources - halved invoice because of the penalty clause on the delivery delay?

    No, I did not get halved invoice or double resources.
    However as bonus I got MULTI EXTRA SLASHED disk speeds (on 4K.) to like floppy disk speeds.

    # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #
#              Yet-Another-Bench-Script              #
#                     v2025-04-20                    #
# https://github.com/masonr/yet-another-bench-script #
# ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## #

Tue Dec  2 04:46:37 PM CET 2025

Basic System Information:
---------------------------------
Uptime     : 0 days, 0 hours, 2 minutes
Processor  : AMD EPYC 7702P 64-Core Processor
CPU cores  : 4 @ 1996.250 MHz
AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
RAM        : 11.7 GiB
Swap       : 0.0 KiB
Disk       : 630.1 GiB
Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 13 (trixie)
Kernel     : 6.12.38+deb13-amd64
VM Type    : KVM
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ✔ Online

IPv6 Network Information:
---------------------------------
ISP        : Redoubt Networks
ASN        : AS400304 Redoubt Networks
Host       : Redoubt Networks
Location   : Liberty Lake, Washington (WA)
Country    : United States

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/sda3):
---------------------------------
Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 2.87 MB/s      (719) | 40.25 MB/s     (628)
Write      | 2.89 MB/s      (724) | 40.50 MB/s     (632)
Total      | 5.77 MB/s     (1.4k) | 80.76 MB/s    (1.2k)
           |                      |
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ----
Read       | 1.87 GB/s     (3.6k) | 1.80 GB/s     (1.7k)
Write      | 1.97 GB/s     (3.8k) | 1.92 GB/s     (1.8k)
Total      | 3.85 GB/s     (7.5k) | 3.73 GB/s     (3.6k)

    I will assume shit ton of people running yabs now, but eeeeeehhhhhhh.

    Will have to check after everyone is done smashing it instantly.

    Thanked by 4Decicus nullnothere geo FAT32
  • nullnotherenullnothere Member

    @Saragoldfarb said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @FAT32 said:

    @Saragoldfarb said:
    So... Are we still getting deals?

    I dont think so sadly :(

    WRONG

    Blinking Madness. I approve.

    How do you con Low Enders out of a deal?

    Red Blinkers.

    I've heard Crank Daddy is humorous.

    I've also heard he rewards jokesters with double resources and halved bills.

    Thanked by 4Decicus crunchbits geo FAT32
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