2025 Black Friday / Cyber Monday: FLASH SALE & MEGATHREAD - "The Trade War"

allthemtings · December 2025

@Murv said:

@allthemtings said: ❤️❤️

Can I now DM for those secret fumo deals?

Thank you for the interest in this, please foward all requests to my apprentice who will process your order for free @muffin -tue next 15 orders are free bw quick

allthemtings · December 2025

@cainyxues said:

@allthemtings said:

@Hitori0221 said:

@allthemtings said:

@Murv said:
Uhum! Now that we're nearing the end, here comes my promised TED talk that'll waste everybody's time and piss off those I've mentioned!

Quite frankly these past few years life hasn't been all that kind to me, but man, coming back here was the best decision I made. I had the best fucking time of my life after a long while. Y'all are simply amazing.

@FAT32 -sama, thank you for spending so much organizing this megathread despite me remembering you wanting to call quits for quite some time now. I really hope I still get to see you around for at least a decade or two.

And @emgh -chan, you fucking rock. Never thought in all my time being here I'd see a megathread where people from all around the world would come together and draw cocks for hours. I'm speechless.

And of course my shitposting compadres, I haven't forgotten about you. Y'all are the bestest of the best:

@Jord

@admax

@Decicus

@beanman109

@Hitori0221

@Blembim

@plumberg

@allthemtings (still haven't forgiven you)

@doobydoe

@mandala

@oloke

@nekomikoreimu (you've got amazing fumos)

@cz83s

@barbaros

@ralf

@cainyxues

Hope to shitpost with y'all again sometime.

Apologies if I've missed to specifically name any of my other esteemed compadres! (╥﹏╥)

❤️❤️

Flipped ❤️

Flip me over

ye already got flipped over mate

Fuck ye you dirty girl

Murv · December 2025

@nullnothere said: i.e. himself

Okay. I'm not judging.

dzungbb · December 2025

Can anybody check offers that still available?

FAT32 · December 2025

I missed this

stxsh · December 2025

@wy_rover said:

@FAT32 said:

@Blembim said:
dartnode something idk i didnt check the specs i just impulsed buy

after waiting for os install queue for 20 hours

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Tue Dec  2 05:44:04 UTC 2025

Basic System Information:
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Uptime     : 0 days, 11 hours, 21 minutes
Processor  : Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2697A v4 @ 2.60GHz
CPU cores  : 2 @ 2599.996 MHz
AES-NI     : ✔ Enabled
VM-x/AMD-V : ✔ Enabled
RAM        : 3.8 GiB
Swap       : 0.0 KiB
Disk       : 3.8 GiB
Distro     : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (bookworm)
Kernel     : 6.1.0-9-amd64
VM Type    : KVM
IPv4/IPv6  : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline

IPv4 Network Information:
---------------------------------
ISP        : Snaju Development
ASN        : AS399646 Snaju Development
Host       : Snaju Development
Location   : Houston, Texas (TX)
Country    : United States

fio Disk Speed Tests (Mixed R/W 50/50) (Partition /dev/sda1):
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Block Size | 4k            (IOPS) | 64k           (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
Read       | 100.33 MB/s  (25.0k) | 1.36 GB/s    (21.3k)
Write      | 100.60 MB/s  (25.1k) | 1.37 GB/s    (21.4k)
Total      | 200.94 MB/s  (50.2k) | 2.73 GB/s    (42.7k)
           |                      |                     
Block Size | 512k          (IOPS) | 1m            (IOPS)
  ------   | ---            ----  | ----           ---- 
Read       | 1.35 GB/s     (2.6k) | 1.34 GB/s     (1.3k)
Write      | 1.42 GB/s     (2.7k) | 1.43 GB/s     (1.4k)
Total      | 2.77 GB/s     (5.4k) | 2.78 GB/s     (2.7k)

iperf3 Network Speed Tests (IPv4):
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Provider        | Location (Link)           | Send Speed      | Recv Speed      | Ping           
-----           | -----                     | ----            | ----            | ----           
Clouvider       | London, UK (10G)          | 1.21 Gbits/sec  | 1.37 Gbits/sec  | 96.8 ms        
Eranium         | Amsterdam, NL (100G)      | 2.30 Gbits/sec  | 1.77 Gbits/sec  | 101 ms         
Uztelecom       | Tashkent, UZ (10G)        | 1.06 Gbits/sec  | 904 Mbits/sec   | 202 ms         
Leaseweb        | Singapore, SG (10G)       | 841 Mbits/sec   | 823 Mbits/sec   | --             
Clouvider       | Los Angeles, CA, US (10G) | 4.21 Gbits/sec  | 4.33 Gbits/sec  | 41.1 ms        
Leaseweb        | NYC, NY, US (10G)         | 6.06 Gbits/sec  | 6.65 Gbits/sec  | 29.6 ms        
Edgoo           | Sao Paulo, BR (1G)        | 1.03 Gbits/sec  | 911 Mbits/sec   | 194 ms         

Geekbench 4 Benchmark Test:
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Test            | Value                         
                |                               
Single Core     | 3536                          
Multi Core      | 6737                          
Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v4/cpu/19199013

Geekbench 5 Benchmark Test:
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Test            | Value                         
                |                               
Single Core     | 777                           
Multi Core      | 1560                          
Full Test       | https://browser.geekbench.com/v5/cpu/23944072

Geekbench 6 test failed. Run manually to determine cause.

YABS completed in 9 min 39 sec

Do you know maybe there's a possibility that someone have to manually install your VPS for you

I bought 2 VPS of darknode, but the disk should be 100g, I don't know why he only has 4g, is he to go online first, and then add disk?

Their provisioning system broke. Issues I've come across:

IPv6 wasn't added to an order.
4G instead of 100G* disk.
I tried to reboot to check the partitions w/ netboot and it wouldn't turn back on.
I tried to reinstall, it's been spinning since.

They acknowledged it broke in this thread and they're redoing their provisioning system from what I understand. I just got the instances with them so I'm not losing millions (just yet).

allthemtings · December 2025

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@Hitori0221 said:

@allthemtings said:

@Murv said:
Uhum! Now that we're nearing the end, here comes my promised TED talk that'll waste everybody's time and piss off those I've mentioned!

Quite frankly these past few years life hasn't been all that kind to me, but man, coming back here was the best decision I made. I had the best fucking time of my life after a long while. Y'all are simply amazing.

@FAT32 -sama, thank you for spending so much organizing this megathread despite me remembering you wanting to call quits for quite some time now. I really hope I still get to see you around for at least a decade or two.

And @emgh -chan, you fucking rock. Never thought in all my time being here I'd see a megathread where people from all around the world would come together and draw cocks for hours. I'm speechless.

And of course my shitposting compadres, I haven't forgotten about you. Y'all are the bestest of the best:

@Jord

@admax

@Decicus

@beanman109

@Hitori0221

@Blembim

@plumberg

@allthemtings (still haven't forgiven you)

@doobydoe

@mandala

@oloke

@nekomikoreimu (you've got amazing fumos)

@cz83s

@barbaros

@ralf

@cainyxues

Hope to shitpost with y'all again sometime.

Apologies if I've missed to specifically name any of my other esteemed compadres! (╥﹏╥)

❤️❤️

Flipped ❤️

Flip me over

Passed around and flipped over for hours mate

I’ll flip you over

nullnothere · December 2025

@Murv said:

@nullnothere said: i.e. himself

Okay. I'm not judging.

Fair point.

But but but... there's NO ONE else who patrols the southern oceans like @Zappie - they are unparalled in their accessibility to the precious gems of the Southern Antarctic circle and everyone else is at least 45 degrees N of them - not even close!

emgh · December 2025

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@Hitori0221 said:

@allthemtings said:

@Murv said:
Uhum! Now that we're nearing the end, here comes my promised TED talk that'll waste everybody's time and piss off those I've mentioned!

Quite frankly these past few years life hasn't been all that kind to me, but man, coming back here was the best decision I made. I had the best fucking time of my life after a long while. Y'all are simply amazing.

@FAT32 -sama, thank you for spending so much organizing this megathread despite me remembering you wanting to call quits for quite some time now. I really hope I still get to see you around for at least a decade or two.

And @emgh -chan, you fucking rock. Never thought in all my time being here I'd see a megathread where people from all around the world would come together and draw cocks for hours. I'm speechless.

And of course my shitposting compadres, I haven't forgotten about you. Y'all are the bestest of the best:

@Jord

@admax

@Decicus

@beanman109

@Hitori0221

@Blembim

@plumberg

@allthemtings (still haven't forgiven you)

@doobydoe

@mandala

@oloke

@nekomikoreimu (you've got amazing fumos)

@cz83s

@barbaros

@ralf

@cainyxues

Hope to shitpost with y'all again sometime.

Apologies if I've missed to specifically name any of my other esteemed compadres! (╥﹏╥)

❤️❤️

Flipped ❤️

Flip me over

Passed around and flipped over for hours mate

I’ll flip you over

Prove it come to sweden flip me over

allthemtings · December 2025

Pipe needs a good clean this morning seriously wet conditions in the UK last night

emgh · December 2025

@allthemtings said:
Pipe needs a good clean this morning seriously wet conditions in the UK last night

Damn had no idea @beanman109 was visiting

admax · December 2025

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:

@allthemtings said:

@Hitori0221 said:

@allthemtings said:

@Murv said:
Uhum! Now that we're nearing the end, here comes my promised TED talk that'll waste everybody's time and piss off those I've mentioned!

Quite frankly these past few years life hasn't been all that kind to me, but man, coming back here was the best decision I made. I had the best fucking time of my life after a long while. Y'all are simply amazing.

@FAT32 -sama, thank you for spending so much organizing this megathread despite me remembering you wanting to call quits for quite some time now. I really hope I still get to see you around for at least a decade or two.

And @emgh -chan, you fucking rock. Never thought in all my time being here I'd see a megathread where people from all around the world would come together and draw cocks for hours. I'm speechless.

And of course my shitposting compadres, I haven't forgotten about you. Y'all are the bestest of the best:

@Jord

@admax

@Decicus

@beanman109

@Hitori0221

@Blembim

@plumberg

@allthemtings (still haven't forgiven you)

@doobydoe

@mandala

@oloke

@nekomikoreimu (you've got amazing fumos)

@cz83s

@barbaros

@ralf

@cainyxues

Hope to shitpost with y'all again sometime.

Apologies if I've missed to specifically name any of my other esteemed compadres! (╥﹏╥)

❤️❤️

Flipped ❤️

Flip me over

Passed around and flipped over for hours mate

I’ll flip you over

Prove it come to sweden flip me over

nullnothere · December 2025

@PulsedMedia said: RESTOCK MANIA: BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!

Could you also drop some stock for the 230GiB SSD Seedbox 1Gbps / Price: 6.9€ 1 YEAR as well?

That's very popular also it seems.

Astro · December 2025

@allthemtings said:

@Murv said:
Uhum! Now that we're nearing the end, here comes my promised TED talk that'll waste everybody's time and piss off those I've mentioned!

Quite frankly these past few years life hasn't been all that kind to me, but man, coming back here was the best decision I made. I had the best fucking time of my life after a long while. Y'all are simply amazing.

@FAT32 -sama, thank you for spending so much organizing this megathread despite me remembering you wanting to call quits for quite some time now. I really hope I still get to see you around for at least a decade or two.

And @emgh -chan, you fucking rock. Never thought in all my time being here I'd see a megathread where people from all around the world would come together and draw cocks for hours. I'm speechless.

And of course my shitposting compadres, I haven't forgotten about you. Y'all are the bestest of the best:

@Jord

@admax

@Decicus

@beanman109

@Hitori0221

@Blembim

@plumberg

@allthemtings (still haven't forgiven you)

@doobydoe

@mandala

@oloke

@nekomikoreimu (you've got amazing fumos)

@cz83s

@barbaros

@ralf

@cainyxues

Hope to shitpost with y'all again sometime.

Apologies if I've missed to specifically name any of my other esteemed compadres! (╥﹏╥)

❤️❤️

Love you too!

hazwan07 · December 2025

If Zappie can do it surely @Evoxt can do it as well. Come on.

Hitori0221 · December 2025

where is everybody

hello?

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Hitori0221 · December 2025

The End is Nigh

Murv · December 2025

@Hitori0221 said:
where is everybody

hello?

cz83s · December 2025

Deals? need deals, more deals, pls, i cant stop

Hitori0221 · December 2025

@Murv said:

@Hitori0221 said:
where is everybody

hello?

anbarg · December 2025

60% off unlimited bandwidth residential proxy in RO from €9.12/yr

@rarecloud is this available via WireGuard?

nullnothere · December 2025

@Hitori0221 said:
where is everybody

hello?

Either lurking:

or working:

225thinker · December 2025

@225thinker said:
Zappie may be in the holiday mood -- I got charged $27 even though the code worked for me. Check your invoices, people!

@zappie made it right with a refund. Good to know I can still trust my senses.

Jord · December 2025

What a wild ride that was, it’s been good to shitpost once again, with some great friends, congrats to another successful megathread @FAT32 here’s to the next one.

admax · December 2025

It's time to check into the COPE rehabilitation center.

Maki · December 2025

Is it hard to get 600, its not even half the pages of last year bf

Jord · December 2025

@Maki said:
Is it hard to get 600, its not even half the pages of last year bf

Last year was a wild one, this year was semi

Jord · December 2025

@emgh would know about semis

mandala · December 2025

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