2025 Black Friday / Cyber Monday: FLASH SALE & MEGATHREAD - "The Trade War"

DrNutella · November 2025

@DrNutella said:

@JerryHou said:

@DrNutella said:
Those waiting for DEEL, please read DEEL STANDARDS

<= $4/yr: Any specs
<= $7/yr: 2GB+ RAM
<= $12/yr: 4GB+ RAM
<= $20/yr: 8GB+ RAM
<= $32/yr: 16GB+ RAM

LMAO, broke in day 1.

@newlan said:
Did I miss something in the post? Didn't it say there would be one order every 15 minutes?

The delay has given us much time to think about what we deserve. I propose we vote on this by accepting this. Pitchforks to those who have questions!

DEEL STANDARDS
<= $4/yr: Any specs
<= $7/yr: 2GB+ RAM
<= $12/yr: 4GB+ RAM
<= $20/yr: 8GB+ RAM
<= $32/yr: 16GB+ RAM

NEW DEEL STANDARDS
<= $10/yr: 2.5GB+ RAM
<= $15/yr: 4GB+ RAM
<= $20/yr: 8GB+ RAM
<= $32/yr: 16GB+ RAM
<= $50/yr: 32GB+ RAM
<= $200/yr: First Born Rat in Server Room

heartbeat_IT · November 2025

BLACK-FRIDAY-2025-SE-AMD-EPYC-7002-1C-1GIB-10GIB-2TIB

DATA CENTER: OBENET RIVERLAKE, STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN
VIRTUALIZATION: KVM
NESTED VIRTUALIZATION: ENABLED
CPU: AMD EPYC™ 7702P
BASE CLOCK: 2.00 GHZ
BOOST CLOCK: UP TO 3.35 GHZ
CORES: 1
RAM: 1 GiB DDR4 3200 MHZ ECC
STORAGE: 10 GiB NVME PCIe 4.0 ENTERPRISE SSD (ZFS RAID 10)
UPLINK: 1 GBIT
INCOMING TRAFFIC: UNMETERED
OUTGOING TRAFFIC: 2 TiB PER MONTH
IPv4 ADDRESS: 1
IPV6 SUBNET: /64 (ROUTED)
FEATURE: 1 SNAPSHOT
FEATURE: UPLOAD OWN ISO
FEATURE: RDNS MANAGEMENT
FEATURE: FIREWALL

for 6,66 € per year - exclusive VAT if you are from the EU

Order at https://my.heartbeat-it.com/?cmd=cart&action=add&id=61

16 VPS to start with, have fun

As of now Debian 13 Template only, more Templates will follow early next week.

Looking Glass: https://lg.obenet-riverlake.sto.se.as215960.net/

satorik · November 2025

@Teko said:
你好，我來自東方。聽説這裏有老鄉雞賣，誰能帶我去看看？
我聽說 Black Friday 的風聲在這片土地上已經吹了三天三夜，
不少勇士都為了搶到一隻便宜又能跑 Benchmark 的“雞”而廢寢忘食。

我手裡只有三枚銅幣，請問哪位大俠知道哪個攤位正在賣 $5/年的小雞？

Hello, I come from the East. I heard there are hometown chickens sold here — can someone take me to have a look?
I heard the winds of Black Friday have been blowing across this land for three days and three nights,
and many warriors have lost sleep trying to snatch a cheap little “chicken” that can run benchmarks.

I only have three copper coins in my hand. May I ask which hero knows which stall is selling a $5/year chick?

Hometown Original Chicken

cz83s · November 2025

mandala · November 2025

@bchot said:

@emgh said:

@bchot said: ok then at least expecting to be amazed so much with first 3-4 deals

you never know

typically the best deals IMO are the non-planned ones providers post in the moment of it and then regret doing

don't have to be the best deal to be amazed thou

Do you want to be amazed by a 256MB RAM VPS that left me speechless?

Tbot · November 2025

im ready! gooooo！

barbaros · November 2025

@beanman109 said:

@Murv said:
Why is everyone suddenly speaking Chinese
I feel like the amount of MJJ parodies have taken over actual MJJs.

What if someone decides to parody those parodying MJJs? Infinite MJJ-iation!?

Hello, everyone else is fake MJJ
i am the only real one now

Thank you

Australia doesn't exist stop lying

DrNutella · November 2025

@heartbeat_IT said:
BLACK-FRIDAY-2025-SE-AMD-EPYC-7002-1C-1GIB-10GIB-2TIB

DATA CENTER: OBENET RIVERLAKE, STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN
VIRTUALIZATION: KVM
NESTED VIRTUALIZATION: ENABLED
CPU: AMD EPYC™ 7702P
BASE CLOCK: 2.00 GHZ
BOOST CLOCK: UP TO 3.35 GHZ
CORES: 1
RAM: 1 GiB DDR4 3200 MHZ ECC
STORAGE: 10 GiB NVME PCIe 4.0 ENTERPRISE SSD (ZFS RAID 10)
UPLINK: 1 GBIT
INCOMING TRAFFIC: UNMETERED
OUTGOING TRAFFIC: 2 TiB PER MONTH
IPv4 ADDRESS: 1
IPV6 SUBNET: /64 (ROUTED)
FEATURE: 1 SNAPSHOT
FEATURE: UPLOAD OWN ISO
FEATURE: RDNS MANAGEMENT
FEATURE: FIREWALL

for 6,66 € per year - exclusive VAT if you are from the EU

Order at https://my.heartbeat-it.com/?cmd=cart&action=add&id=61

16 VPS to start with, have fun

As of now Debian 13 Template only, more Templates will follow early next week.

Looking Glass: https://lg.obenet-riverlake.sto.se.as215960.net/

Thank you for DEEL. Any dedi deels?

emgh · November 2025

WE DO NOT DEPLOY TO SUB 2GB RAM IN 2025 AND WE'RE NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE FOR IT

GOOD DEAL BUT

Murv · November 2025

@oloke said: catgirl

Catgirls are love, catgirls are life!

mjjmjjmjj · November 2025

@beanman109 said:

@Murv said:
Why is everyone suddenly speaking Chinese
I feel like the amount of MJJ parodies have taken over actual MJJs.

What if someone decides to parody those parodying MJJs? Infinite MJJ-iation!?

Hello, everyone else is fake MJJ
i am the only real one now

Thank you

Approved, soldier!！

beanman109 · November 2025

@emgh said:
WE DO NOT DEPLOY TO SUB 2GB RAM IN 2025 AND WE'RE NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE FOR IT

GOOD DEAL BUT

NEXT

I aint buying for the obvious reasons
it's swedish

FAT32 · November 2025

@heartbeat_IT said:
BLACK-FRIDAY-2025-SE-AMD-EPYC-7002-1C-1GIB-10GIB-2TIB

DATA CENTER: OBENET RIVERLAKE, STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN
VIRTUALIZATION: KVM
NESTED VIRTUALIZATION: ENABLED
CPU: AMD EPYC™ 7702P
BASE CLOCK: 2.00 GHZ
BOOST CLOCK: UP TO 3.35 GHZ
CORES: 1
RAM: 1 GiB DDR4 3200 MHZ ECC
STORAGE: 10 GiB NVME PCIe 4.0 ENTERPRISE SSD (ZFS RAID 10)
UPLINK: 1 GBIT
INCOMING TRAFFIC: UNMETERED
OUTGOING TRAFFIC: 2 TiB PER MONTH
IPv4 ADDRESS: 1
IPV6 SUBNET: /64 (ROUTED)
FEATURE: 1 SNAPSHOT
FEATURE: UPLOAD OWN ISO
FEATURE: RDNS MANAGEMENT
FEATURE: FIREWALL

for 6,66 € per year - exclusive VAT if you are from the EU

Order at https://my.heartbeat-it.com/?cmd=cart&action=add&id=61

16 VPS to start with, have fun

As of now Debian 13 Template only, more Templates will follow early next week.

Looking Glass: https://lg.obenet-riverlake.sto.se.as215960.net/

AND NEVER REPLY TO MY MESSAGE THANK YOU SO MUCH

Teko · November 2025

@FAT32 said:

@heartbeat_IT said:
BLACK-FRIDAY-2025-SE-AMD-EPYC-7002-1C-1GIB-10GIB-2TIB

DATA CENTER: OBENET RIVERLAKE, STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN
VIRTUALIZATION: KVM
NESTED VIRTUALIZATION: ENABLED
CPU: AMD EPYC™ 7702P
BASE CLOCK: 2.00 GHZ
BOOST CLOCK: UP TO 3.35 GHZ
CORES: 1
RAM: 1 GiB DDR4 3200 MHZ ECC
STORAGE: 10 GiB NVME PCIe 4.0 ENTERPRISE SSD (ZFS RAID 10)
UPLINK: 1 GBIT
INCOMING TRAFFIC: UNMETERED
OUTGOING TRAFFIC: 2 TiB PER MONTH
IPv4 ADDRESS: 1
IPV6 SUBNET: /64 (ROUTED)
FEATURE: 1 SNAPSHOT
FEATURE: UPLOAD OWN ISO
FEATURE: RDNS MANAGEMENT
FEATURE: FIREWALL

for 6,66 € per year - exclusive VAT if you are from the EU

Order at https://my.heartbeat-it.com/?cmd=cart&action=add&id=61

16 VPS to start with, have fun

As of now Debian 13 Template only, more Templates will follow early next week.

Looking Glass: https://lg.obenet-riverlake.sto.se.as215960.net/

AND NEVER REPLY TO MY MESSAGE THANK YOU SO MUCH

ok sir

emgh · November 2025

@beanman109 said:

@emgh said:
WE DO NOT DEPLOY TO SUB 2GB RAM IN 2025 AND WE'RE NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE FOR IT

GOOD DEAL BUT

NEXT

I aint buying for the obvious reasons
it's swedish

HELLO @FAT32 BEAN HAS BEEN VERY RACIST RECENTLY CAN YOU FULL FIX

SIT DOWN WITH HIM HAVE A TALK ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG

Hitori0221 · November 2025

We love oloke

beanman109 · November 2025

@emgh said:

@beanman109 said:

@emgh said:
WE DO NOT DEPLOY TO SUB 2GB RAM IN 2025 AND WE'RE NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE FOR IT

GOOD DEAL BUT

NEXT

I aint buying for the obvious reasons
it's swedish

HELLO @FAT32 BEAN HAS BEEN VERY RACIST RECENTLY CAN YOU FULL FIX

SIT DOWN WITH HIM HAVE A TALK ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG

don't make me bring back the swedish geoblock for beanman.net

Maki · November 2025

LESGO

Hassan · November 2025

LETSEGOOOOOO

bchot · November 2025

@mandala said:

@bchot said:

@emgh said:

@bchot said: ok then at least expecting to be amazed so much with first 3-4 deals

you never know

typically the best deals IMO are the non-planned ones providers post in the moment of it and then regret doing

don't have to be the best deal to be amazed thou

Do you want to be amazed by a 256MB RAM VPS that left me speechless?

getting warmer .. although it could be 1 core dedicated too.

ProBoy · November 2025

Thank you @FAT32 , welcome back!

anakara · November 2025

beanman109 · November 2025

@428 said:
LESGO

that s a very poetic signature sir

anakara · November 2025

MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Hassan · November 2025

WHAT YALL WANNA SEE

DeadlyChemist · November 2025

@Hassan said:
WHAT YALL WANNA SEE

what we want to see, is not allowed on this platform

beanman109 · November 2025

@Hassan said:
LETSEGOOOOOO

Sir pls stop shocking the dog

#FreeKaya

Teko · November 2025

arrrr just missed from @heartbeat_IT
MOARRRRRRR!!!

Murv · November 2025

@beanman109 said:

@Murv said:
Why is everyone suddenly speaking Chinese
I feel like the amount of MJJ parodies have taken over actual MJJs.

What if someone decides to parody those parodying MJJs? Infinite MJJ-iation!?

Hello, everyone else is fake MJJ
i am the only real one now

Thank you

Wait wha... You're the real... MJJ...? Not any MJJ but the real?
I trusted you! We...we shitposted together! We were sending anime GIFs! I called you my compadre!!1
How could you do this to me!?!?

Blembim · November 2025

Shalom @beanman109

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