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  • @beanman109 said:

    @FAT32 said:
    Thanks for waiting but I think it is unfair for everyone to wait for me, please go ahead with/without me.

    TLDR my team resource allocation for coming sprint cycle is at 120% right now and I am trying my best to re-balance it.

    what the fuck is a sprint cycle lmfao

    2 weeks at most places

    Thanked by 2HuiW plumberg
  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad
  • my balls are agile. they hide easily

  • @beanman109 said:

    @FAT32 said:
    Thanks for waiting but I think it is unfair for everyone to wait for me, please go ahead with/without me.

    TLDR my team resource allocation for coming sprint cycle is at 120% right now and I am trying my best to re-balance it.

    what the fuck is a sprint cycle lmfao

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @beanman109 said:
    agile my balls

    Sprint cycles are a manufactured road block in IT / trch companies and a way to pay another scrum master for somrthing the project manager could 💯 deliver

  • olokeoloke Member, Host Rep

    @beanman109 said:
    agile my balls

    can i scrum your balls?

    Thanked by 1plumberg
  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @beanman109 said:
    agile my balls

    Me only got gold ballz

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @plumberg said:

    @beanman109 said:
    agile my balls

    Sprint cycles are a manufactured road block in IT / trch companies and a way to pay another scrum master for somrthing the project manager could 💯 deliver

    did you just cast a spell on me?
    what the fuck does any of this mean

  • new coupon code confirmed: onidealz agile my balls

    Thanked by 2oloke MolinJ
  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @beanman109 said:

    @plumberg said:

    @beanman109 said:
    agile my balls

    Sprint cycles are a manufactured road block in IT / trch companies and a way to pay another scrum master for somrthing the project manager could 💯 deliver

    did you just cast a spell on me?
    what the fuck does any of this mean

    It works!!

    Thanked by 1HuiW
  • they’re more so just fixed delivery dates.. you deliver something, anything, every 2 weeks.. if at the very minimum, a report on why you couldn’t deliver anything

  • cybertechcybertech Member
    edited November 2025

    oniAgileballs

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @cybertech said:

    oniAgileballs

    How many balls have you tickled?

    Thanked by 2beanman109 HuiW
  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    I got 99 agility in osrs can i be a scrum master

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @beanman109 said:
    I got 99 agility in osrs can i be a scrum master

    As long as you can tickle dem balls why not

    Thanked by 1HuiW
  • olokeoloke Member, Host Rep

    @mbjones said:
    new coupon code confirmed: onidealz agile my balls

    i think we might have gotten scrummed :(

  • @plumberg said:

    @cybertech said:

    oniAgileballs

    How many balls have you tickled?

    you have no idea how many just so i get to keep my employment

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @cybertech said:

    @plumberg said:

    @cybertech said:

    oniAgileballs

    How many balls have you tickled?

    you have no idea how many just so i get to keep my employment

    Thats why the q

    For science and moral support

    Thanked by 1HuiW
  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    Reguards

    Thanked by 2oloke HuiW
  • @plumberg said:

    @cybertech said:

    @plumberg said:

    @cybertech said:

    oniAgileballs

    How many balls have you tickled?

    you have no idea how many just so i get to keep my employment

    Thats why the q

    For science and moral support

    as many as necessary

    Thanked by 3plumberg oloke HuiW
  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @cybertech said:

    @plumberg said:

    @cybertech said:

    @plumberg said:

    @cybertech said:

    oniAgileballs

    How many balls have you tickled?

    you have no idea how many just so i get to keep my employment

    Thats why the q

    For science and moral support

    as many as necessary

    There's gotta be a number

    Thanked by 2HuiW cybertech
  • onidelonidel Member, Patron Provider, Top Host, Megathread Squad
    edited November 2025

    Singapore VM

    6 vCPU - 6 GB RAM - 60 GB Disk

    $66/3 yr

    How to get your code:

    Combine all answers in order with dots between them (answer1.answer2.answer3...)

    • Use UPPERCASE letters only
    • Remove all spaces and special characters (if any)

    Questions:

    1. What IPv6 allocation comes with every Onidel VPS?
    2. Maximum vCPUs available in Onidel AMD EPYC™ Premium plan?
    3. Which AMD security feature enables encrypted virtualization on Onidel? (Answer starting with AMD)
    4. What feature lets you share bandwidth across all your VMs in the same region for better value?
    5. Onidel's newest feature for moving IPs between VMs? (Singular form)
    6. Built-in feature that auto-restarts VMs on healthy nodes during failures?
  • @oloke said:

    @mbjones said:
    new coupon code confirmed: onidealz agile my balls

    i think we might have gotten scrummed :(

    did you select 32c32g turin? only works with that. 96% off. 🫣

    Thanked by 1oloke
  • hey listen, if one has balls, one should strive to get them tickled.. someone has to do the tickling.

    nice talk everyone, deals?

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @onidel said:

    Singapore VM

    6 vCPU - 6 GB RAM - 60 GB Disk

    How to get your code:

    Combine all answers in order with dots between them (answer1.answer2.answer3...)

    • Use UPPERCASE letters only
    • Remove all spaces and special characters (if any)

    Questions:

    1. What IPv6 allocation comes with every Onidel VPS?
    2. Maximum vCPUs available in Onidel AMD EPYC™ Premium plan?
    3. Which AMD security feature enables encrypted virtualization on Onidel? (Answer starting with AMD)
    4. What feature lets you share bandwidth across all your VMs in the same region for better value?
    5. Onidel's newest feature for moving IPs between VMs? (Singular form)
    6. Built-in feature that auto-restarts VMs on healthy nodes during failures?

    There goes my agile scrum ballz

    M out

    So much for a non brain teaser @onidel

  • onidelonidel Member, Patron Provider, Top Host, Megathread Squad

    forgot to mention, that's $66/3years

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @onidel said:

    Singapore VM

    6 vCPU - 6 GB RAM - 60 GB Disk

    $66/3 yr

    How to get your code:

    Combine all answers in order with dots between them (answer1.answer2.answer3...)

    • Use UPPERCASE letters only
    • Remove all spaces and special characters (if any)

    Questions:

    1. What IPv6 allocation comes with every Onidel VPS?
    2. Maximum vCPUs available in Onidel AMD EPYC™ Premium plan?
    3. Which AMD security feature enables encrypted virtualization on Onidel? (Answer starting with AMD)
    4. What feature lets you share bandwidth across all your VMs in the same region for better value?
    5. Onidel's newest feature for moving IPs between VMs? (Singular form)
    6. Built-in feature that auto-restarts VMs on healthy nodes during failures?

    I'm on a phone what does this mean for me you ask? it's so jover

  • @plumberg said:

    @onidel said:

    Singapore VM

    6 vCPU - 6 GB RAM - 60 GB Disk

    How to get your code:

    Combine all answers in order with dots between them (answer1.answer2.answer3...)

    • Use UPPERCASE letters only
    • Remove all spaces and special characters (if any)

    Questions:

    1. What IPv6 allocation comes with every Onidel VPS?
    2. Maximum vCPUs available in Onidel AMD EPYC™ Premium plan?
    3. Which AMD security feature enables encrypted virtualization on Onidel? (Answer starting with AMD)
    4. What feature lets you share bandwidth across all your VMs in the same region for better value?
    5. Onidel's newest feature for moving IPs between VMs? (Singular form)
    6. Built-in feature that auto-restarts VMs on healthy nodes during failures?

    There goes my agile scrum ballz

    M out

    So much for a non brain teaser @onidel

    i consider this more so an informative pamphlet you can get a deal off of

    Thanked by 1onidel
  • onidelonidel Member, Patron Provider, Top Host, Megathread Squad

    btw I think @FAT32 doesn't like us anymore :(

  • beanman109beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @onidel said:
    btw I think @FAT32 doesn't like us anymore :(

    he's too busy scrumming with the boys or something

    Thanked by 1oloke
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