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[ANNOUNCEMENT] Big Changes, Same Team. Better Hardware.

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  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @emgh said:

    @allthemtings said:
    yerec sold for 18 billion and still cant offer me any deals

    help him fix the issue talked about above and he'll probably give you something

    confirm it @beanman109

  • sh97sh97 Member, Host Rep

    @allthemtings said:
    yerec sold for 18 billion and still cant offer me any deals

    Send him 2-3 year Dagestan and forget!

  • DPDP Administrator, The Domain Guy

    @sh97 said: Send him 2-3 year Dagestan and forget!

    Brother, put Khabib, Islam and Eric to Gorilla and forget.

    Gorilla he has good striking but nobody check his grappling.

    Khabib will make him tired and Eric will make good submission.

  • muffinmuffin Member

    Looking like a fine day with a great weather and a handsome bossman to offer a deal for DIY VPS, Storage VPS, or a Cloud GPU so I could savour just a fraction of the upgrades

    Thanked by 2Decicus crunchbits
  • nepkkknepkkk Member

    @crunchbits said: DIY VPS revamp — newer, faster hardware rolling out this month. All existing customers will be upgraded free of charge

    hello, what is the difference between DIY VPS and normal VPS?
    Are all VPSes being upgraded? What about VDSes?

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • LeviLevi Member

    Is it so hard to write everything in clear manner? Why I should utilize AI to filter out all the buttering and oiling? Here is example:

    "Hello XYZ,

    My company just got bought out by folks who see future in my project. So, that's what will happen:

    a. As per contract, 24 months (more or less) will be exactly the same as buying out process takes time. Team may change as employers may migrate away. But support will not be harmed as new owners will integrate their own people into the team to fill possible gaps;

    b. New owners pouring dollars to speed up ROI. Expect more deals, more advertisement and possible new hardware. Good time to buy;

    c. As original owner I will be less active in support and communication. Lambo does not drive it-self. And I deserve some months of vacation in Bahamas. New owners will brings marketing specialist(s) for communication. Enjoy;
    "

    That's it. This is the bear minimum which produce a lot of information without waste of bytes and time. Company got bought. Congratulations for fck sake! You did it, you scored. Take time to rest, but do not bullshit with your current clientele, especially low end.

    Thanked by 2lala_th Ed_Chd
  • host_chost_c Patron Provider, Top Host, Megathread Squad
  • @emgh said:

    @allthemtings said:
    yerec sold for 18 billion and still cant offer me any deals

    help him fix the issue talked about above and he'll probably give you something

    Someone send him some little blue pills

    Thanked by 2crunchbits emgh
  • MikePTMikePT Veteran

    Congratulations!

    Hopefully we'll keep seeing you over here selling your chickens.

    Thanked by 2crunchbits sh97
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @Levi said:
    Is it so hard to write everything in clear manner? Why I should utilize AI to filter out all the buttering and oiling? Here is example:

    "Hello XYZ,

    My company just got bought out by folks who see future in my project. So, that's what will happen:

    a. As per contract, 24 months (more or less) will be exactly the same as buying out process takes time. Team may change as employers may migrate away. But support will not be harmed as new owners will integrate their own people into the team to fill possible gaps;

    b. New owners pouring dollars to speed up ROI. Expect more deals, more advertisement and possible new hardware. Good time to buy;

    c. As original owner I will be less active in support and communication. Lambo does not drive it-self. And I deserve some months of vacation in Bahamas. New owners will brings marketing specialist(s) for communication. Enjoy;
    "

    That's it. This is the bear minimum which produce a lot of information without waste of bytes and time. Company got bought. Congratulations for fck sake! You did it, you scored. Take time to rest, but do not bullshit with your current clientele, especially low end.

    Dear LTNiger Levi,

    Your needing an AI to understand English is unfortunate, but understandable.

    As the original owner, I will be more active. Particularly in ways that are visible to customers.

    I hope new owners bring a bear of marketing specialist. Unfortunately you block the Crunchy ASN so our new, tight, and Bahamas-originated marketing e-mails will not arrive soundly :(

    Thanked by 1geo
  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    @Levi said:
    Is it so hard to write everything in clear manner? Why I should utilize AI to filter out all the buttering and oiling? Here is example:

    "Hello XYZ,

    My company just got bought out by folks who see future in my project. So, that's what will happen:

    a. As per contract, 24 months (more or less) will be exactly the same as buying out process takes time. Team may change as employers may migrate away. But support will not be harmed as new owners will integrate their own people into the team to fill possible gaps;

    b. New owners pouring dollars to speed up ROI. Expect more deals, more advertisement and possible new hardware. Good time to buy;

    c. As original owner I will be less active in support and communication. Lambo does not drive it-self. And I deserve some months of vacation in Bahamas. New owners will brings marketing specialist(s) for communication. Enjoy;
    "

    That's it. This is the bear minimum which produce a lot of information without waste of bytes and time. Company got bought. Congratulations for fck sake! You did it, you scored. Take time to rest, but do not bullshit with your current clientele, especially low end.

    Dear LTNiger Levi,

    Your needing an AI to understand English is unfortunate, but understandable.

    As the original owner, I will be more active. Particularly in ways that are visible to customers.

    I hope new owners bring a bear of marketing specialist. Unfortunately you block the Crunchy ASN so our new, tight, and Bahamas-originated marketing e-mails will not arrive soundly :(

    big weekend? @crunchbits

    Thanked by 3crunchbits Decicus bdl
  • LeviLevi Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @Levi said:
    Is it so hard to write everything in clear manner? Why I should utilize AI to filter out all the buttering and oiling? Here is example:

    "Hello XYZ,

    My company just got bought out by folks who see future in my project. So, that's what will happen:

    a. As per contract, 24 months (more or less) will be exactly the same as buying out process takes time. Team may change as employers may migrate away. But support will not be harmed as new owners will integrate their own people into the team to fill possible gaps;

    b. New owners pouring dollars to speed up ROI. Expect more deals, more advertisement and possible new hardware. Good time to buy;

    c. As original owner I will be less active in support and communication. Lambo does not drive it-self. And I deserve some months of vacation in Bahamas. New owners will brings marketing specialist(s) for communication. Enjoy;
    "

    That's it. This is the bear minimum which produce a lot of information without waste of bytes and time. Company got bought. Congratulations for fck sake! You did it, you scored. Take time to rest, but do not bullshit with your current clientele, especially low end.

    Dear LTNiger Levi,

    Your needing an AI to understand English is unfortunate, but understandable.

    As the original owner, I will be more active. Particularly in ways that are visible to customers.

    I hope new owners bring a bear of marketing specialist. Unfortunately you block the Crunchy ASN so our new, tight, and Bahamas-originated marketing e-mails will not arrive soundly :(

    So, became employee in your own company… From now on, your words are empty because you have boss.

    Hope you will reduce your sodium intake. Best of luck.

  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    Thanked by 1crunchbits
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @allthemtings said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @Levi said:
    Is it so hard to write everything in clear manner? Why I should utilize AI to filter out all the buttering and oiling? Here is example:

    "Hello XYZ,

    My company just got bought out by folks who see future in my project. So, that's what will happen:

    a. As per contract, 24 months (more or less) will be exactly the same as buying out process takes time. Team may change as employers may migrate away. But support will not be harmed as new owners will integrate their own people into the team to fill possible gaps;

    b. New owners pouring dollars to speed up ROI. Expect more deals, more advertisement and possible new hardware. Good time to buy;

    c. As original owner I will be less active in support and communication. Lambo does not drive it-self. And I deserve some months of vacation in Bahamas. New owners will brings marketing specialist(s) for communication. Enjoy;
    "

    That's it. This is the bear minimum which produce a lot of information without waste of bytes and time. Company got bought. Congratulations for fck sake! You did it, you scored. Take time to rest, but do not bullshit with your current clientele, especially low end.

    Dear LTNiger Levi,

    Your needing an AI to understand English is unfortunate, but understandable.

    As the original owner, I will be more active. Particularly in ways that are visible to customers.

    I hope new owners bring a bear of marketing specialist. Unfortunately you block the Crunchy ASN so our new, tight, and Bahamas-originated marketing e-mails will not arrive soundly :(

    big weekend? @crunchbits

    Surge of orders from lex.st gotta crank away on their dedis and get them in the mail

  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @Levi said:
    Is it so hard to write everything in clear manner? Why I should utilize AI to filter out all the buttering and oiling? Here is example:

    "Hello XYZ,

    My company just got bought out by folks who see future in my project. So, that's what will happen:

    a. As per contract, 24 months (more or less) will be exactly the same as buying out process takes time. Team may change as employers may migrate away. But support will not be harmed as new owners will integrate their own people into the team to fill possible gaps;

    b. New owners pouring dollars to speed up ROI. Expect more deals, more advertisement and possible new hardware. Good time to buy;

    c. As original owner I will be less active in support and communication. Lambo does not drive it-self. And I deserve some months of vacation in Bahamas. New owners will brings marketing specialist(s) for communication. Enjoy;
    "

    That's it. This is the bear minimum which produce a lot of information without waste of bytes and time. Company got bought. Congratulations for fck sake! You did it, you scored. Take time to rest, but do not bullshit with your current clientele, especially low end.

    Dear LTNiger Levi,

    Your needing an AI to understand English is unfortunate, but understandable.

    As the original owner, I will be more active. Particularly in ways that are visible to customers.

    I hope new owners bring a bear of marketing specialist. Unfortunately you block the Crunchy ASN so our new, tight, and Bahamas-originated marketing e-mails will not arrive soundly :(

    big weekend? @crunchbits

    Surge of orders from lex.st gotta crank away on their dedis and get them in the mail

    how about you surge a order to my inbox?

  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @allthemtings said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @Levi said:
    Is it so hard to write everything in clear manner? Why I should utilize AI to filter out all the buttering and oiling? Here is example:

    "Hello XYZ,

    My company just got bought out by folks who see future in my project. So, that's what will happen:

    a. As per contract, 24 months (more or less) will be exactly the same as buying out process takes time. Team may change as employers may migrate away. But support will not be harmed as new owners will integrate their own people into the team to fill possible gaps;

    b. New owners pouring dollars to speed up ROI. Expect more deals, more advertisement and possible new hardware. Good time to buy;

    c. As original owner I will be less active in support and communication. Lambo does not drive it-self. And I deserve some months of vacation in Bahamas. New owners will brings marketing specialist(s) for communication. Enjoy;
    "

    That's it. This is the bear minimum which produce a lot of information without waste of bytes and time. Company got bought. Congratulations for fck sake! You did it, you scored. Take time to rest, but do not bullshit with your current clientele, especially low end.

    Dear LTNiger Levi,

    Your needing an AI to understand English is unfortunate, but understandable.

    As the original owner, I will be more active. Particularly in ways that are visible to customers.

    I hope new owners bring a bear of marketing specialist. Unfortunately you block the Crunchy ASN so our new, tight, and Bahamas-originated marketing e-mails will not arrive soundly :(

    big weekend? @crunchbits

    Surge of orders from lex.st gotta crank away on their dedis and get them in the mail

    how about you surge a order to my inbox?

  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    Thanked by 1sh97
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @allthemtings said:

    how about you surge a order to my inbox?

    Now you're talking. @sh97 what do we surge to this fine young gentleman?

  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    @allthemtings said:

    how about you surge a order to my inbox?

    Now you're talking. @sh97 what do we surge to this fine young gentleman?

    surge me up @sh97

    Thanked by 2sh97 lukast__
  • sh97sh97 Member, Host Rep

    @allthemtings said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @allthemtings said:

    how about you surge a order to my inbox?

    Now you're talking. @sh97 what do we surge to this fine young gentleman?

    surge me up @sh97

    if you want your son server, high level wrestling quality, draw me 2-3 art, and forget and I give VDS for 6 months.

    Thanked by 2beanman109 geo
  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @sh97 said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @allthemtings said:

    how about you surge a order to my inbox?

    Now you're talking. @sh97 what do we surge to this fine young gentleman?

    surge me up @sh97

    if you want your son server, high level wrestling quality, draw me 2-3 art, and forget and I give VDS for 6 months.

    This is why you aren’t head of promotion, thats not the answer we wanted you’ve failed the interview please close the door on your way out

    Thanked by 1beanman109
  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad
  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad
  • sh97sh97 Member, Host Rep

    @allthemtings said:

    @sh97 said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @allthemtings said:

    how about you surge a order to my inbox?

    Now you're talking. @sh97 what do we surge to this fine young gentleman?

    surge me up @sh97

    if you want your son server, high level wrestling quality, draw me 2-3 art, and forget and I give VDS for 6 months.

    This is why you aren’t head of promotion, thats not the answer we wanted you’ve failed the interview please close the door on your way out

  • @crunchbits said:

    @allthemtings said:

    how about you surge a order to my inbox?

    Now you're talking. @sh97 what do we surge to this fine young gentleman?

    Can we purge from his account and surge on mine? 😉

  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @cainyxues said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @allthemtings said:

    how about you surge a order to my inbox?

    Now you're talking. @sh97 what do we surge to this fine young gentleman?

    Can we purge from his account and surge on mine? 😉

    Fuck off m8

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @cainyxues said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @allthemtings said:

    how about you surge a order to my inbox?

    Now you're talking. @sh97 what do we surge to this fine young gentleman?

    Can we purge from his account and surge on mine? 😉

    You know the deal. Good grades = surge.

  • @crunchbits said:

    @cainyxues said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @allthemtings said:

    how about you surge a order to my inbox?

    Now you're talking. @sh97 what do we surge to this fine young gentleman?

    Can we purge from his account and surge on mine? 😉

    You know the deal. Good grades = surge.

    I got good grades [I sent sumthin in the PM :smile: ]

  • plumbergplumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

    @cainyxues said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @allthemtings said:

    how about you surge a order to my inbox?

    Now you're talking. @sh97 what do we surge to this fine young gentleman?

    Can we purge from his account and surge on mine? 😉

    I second and third this motion

    All In favor

    Thanked by 3cainyxues admax Decicus
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