Kuroit | VPS Flash Sale | USA, UK and Singapore

kuroit · March 2025

@crunchbits said:

@barbaros said:

@crunchbits said:

@sh97 said:

@beanman109 said:

@MannDude said:

@nullnothere said:

@MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something.

Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

cc: @crunchbits

We don't outsource creativity.

Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

It's so much bigger than I expected

It's better to hang the blanket on the wall like communism style.

I actually can't find space on the wall of our office, it's that big. I think maybe above the NOC desk. They will surely love @Calin handing them a rose as they work.

I WANT ONE TOOOOOOO!

crunchbits · March 2025

@kuroit said:

@crunchbits said:

@barbaros said:

@crunchbits said:

@sh97 said:

@beanman109 said:

@MannDude said:

@nullnothere said:

@MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something.

Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

cc: @crunchbits

We don't outsource creativity.

Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

It's so much bigger than I expected

It's better to hang the blanket on the wall like communism style.

I actually can't find space on the wall of our office, it's that big. I think maybe above the NOC desk. They will surely love @Calin handing them a rose as they work.

I WANT ONE TOOOOOOO!

I will send one to your office, but I require a non-negotiable signed contract affirming you will take a photo of everyone smiling with it and giving thumbs up to post in this thread. The spice must flow.

Decicus · March 2025

@crunchbits said:

@barbaros said:

@crunchbits said:

@sh97 said:

@beanman109 said:

@MannDude said:

@nullnothere said:

@MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something.

Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

cc: @crunchbits

We don't outsource creativity.

Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

It's so much bigger than I expected

It's better to hang the blanket on the wall like communism style.

I actually can't find space on the wall of our office, it's that big. I think maybe above the NOC desk. They will surely love @Calin handing them a rose as they work.

do you happen to have a second one?

you have my address

allthemtings · March 2025

@kuroit said:

@crunchbits said:

@barbaros said:

@crunchbits said:

@sh97 said:

@beanman109 said:

@MannDude said:

@nullnothere said:

@MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something.

Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

cc: @crunchbits

We don't outsource creativity.

Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

It's so much bigger than I expected

It's better to hang the blanket on the wall like communism style.

I actually can't find space on the wall of our office, it's that big. I think maybe above the NOC desk. They will surely love @Calin handing them a rose as they work.

I WANT ONE TOOOOOOO!

wank material

barbaros · March 2025

@Decicus said:

@crunchbits said:

@barbaros said:

@crunchbits said:

@sh97 said:

@beanman109 said:

@MannDude said:

@nullnothere said:

@MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something.

Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

cc: @crunchbits

We don't outsource creativity.

Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

It's so much bigger than I expected

It's better to hang the blanket on the wall like communism style.

I actually can't find space on the wall of our office, it's that big. I think maybe above the NOC desk. They will surely love @Calin handing them a rose as they work.

do you happen to have a second one?

you have my address

Whole LET could fit under one of those blanket.

crunchbits · March 2025

@Decicus said:

@crunchbits said:

@barbaros said:

@crunchbits said:

@sh97 said:

@beanman109 said:

@MannDude said:

@nullnothere said:

@MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something.

Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

cc: @crunchbits

We don't outsource creativity.

Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

It's so much bigger than I expected

It's better to hang the blanket on the wall like communism style.

I actually can't find space on the wall of our office, it's that big. I think maybe above the NOC desk. They will surely love @Calin handing them a rose as they work.

do you happen to have a second one?

you have my address

We got a box full of them. I am shocked it arrived so quickly. Let me tell you, these custom premium ultra plush blankets are tremendous, absolutely the best. They’re so soft, so luxurious—truly fantastic, like something you’d see at Mar-a-Lago. People are saying they’ve never felt anything like it, and I agree, it’s a total winner. Bigly comfortable!

barbaros · March 2025

@crunchbits said:

@Decicus said:

@crunchbits said:

@barbaros said:

@crunchbits said:

@sh97 said:

@beanman109 said:

@MannDude said:

@nullnothere said:

@MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something.

Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

cc: @crunchbits

We don't outsource creativity.

Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

It's so much bigger than I expected

It's better to hang the blanket on the wall like communism style.

I actually can't find space on the wall of our office, it's that big. I think maybe above the NOC desk. They will surely love @Calin handing them a rose as they work.

do you happen to have a second one?

you have my address

We got a box full of them. I am shocked it arrived so quickly. Let me tell you, these custom premium ultra plush blankets are tremendous, absolutely the best. They’re so soft, so luxurious—truly fantastic, like something you’d see at Mar-a-Lago. People are saying they’ve never felt anything like it, and I agree, it’s a total winner. Bigly comfortable!

Blanket giveaway when?

allthemtings · March 2025

Mr @crunchbits a certain @sh97 is still waiting for merch please send him a blanket

regards

kuroit · March 2025

@crunchbits said:

@kuroit said:

@crunchbits said:

@barbaros said:

@crunchbits said:

@sh97 said:

@beanman109 said:

@MannDude said:

@nullnothere said:

@MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something.

Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

cc: @crunchbits

We don't outsource creativity.

Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

It's so much bigger than I expected

It's better to hang the blanket on the wall like communism style.

I actually can't find space on the wall of our office, it's that big. I think maybe above the NOC desk. They will surely love @Calin handing them a rose as they work.

I WANT ONE TOOOOOOO!

I will send one to your office, but I require a non-negotiable signed contract affirming you will take a photo of everyone smiling with it and giving thumbs up to post in this thread. The spice must flow.

200% DONEEE!

crunchbits · March 2025

@allthemtings said:
Mr @crunchbits a certain @sh97 is still waiting for merch please send him a blanket

regards

He lives in hot climate he doesn't need blanket, he needs the new CrunchBITS merch that isn't here yet.

This one though is going to be extremely rare and difficult to get. I apologize I won't hijack anymore @kuroit but you're definitely welcome to a pair as well.

@sh97 this is your gift buddy, please share with forum upon receipt.

allthemtings · March 2025

@crunchbits said:

@allthemtings said:
Mr @crunchbits a certain @sh97 is still waiting for merch please send him a blanket

regards

He lives in hot climate he doesn't need blanket, he needs the new CrunchBITS merch that isn't here yet.

This one though is going to be extremely rare and difficult to get. I apologize I won't hijack anymore @kuroit but you're definitely welcome to a pair as well.

@sh97 this is your gift buddy, please share with forum upon receipt.

Hahahaha ffs 200% increases odds of closing the deal if your significant other sees these bad boy pants

allthemtings · March 2025

@crunchbits said:

@allthemtings said:
Mr @crunchbits a certain @sh97 is still waiting for merch please send him a blanket

regards

He lives in hot climate he doesn't need blanket, he needs the new CrunchBITS merch that isn't here yet.

This one though is going to be extremely rare and difficult to get. I apologize I won't hijack anymore @kuroit but you're definitely welcome to a pair as well.

@sh97 this is your gift buddy, please share with forum upon receipt.

Can you get me a pair for Christmas please @emgh

barbaros · March 2025

@crunchbits said:

@allthemtings said:
Mr @crunchbits a certain @sh97 is still waiting for merch please send him a blanket

regards

He lives in hot climate he doesn't need blanket, he needs the new CrunchBITS merch that isn't here yet.

This one though is going to be extremely rare and difficult to get. I apologize I won't hijack anymore @kuroit but you're definitely welcome to a pair as well.

@sh97 this is your gift buddy, please share with forum upon receipt.

I thought you meant Speedo slips but that also works.

allthemtings · March 2025

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wadhah · March 2025

@crunchbits said:

@allthemtings said:
Mr @crunchbits a certain @sh97 is still waiting for merch please send him a blanket

regards

He lives in hot climate he doesn't need blanket, he needs the new CrunchBITS merch that isn't here yet.

This one though is going to be extremely rare and difficult to get. I apologize I won't hijack anymore @kuroit but you're definitely welcome to a pair as well.

@sh97 this is your gift buddy, please share with forum upon receipt.

i dont think i have been repulsed yet turned on this much in a long long time

raza19 · March 2025

man @kuroit u r spreading so much luv with ur $3 deals...

how about doubling mehhh ram for the 7 Dollah.....

wadhah · March 2025

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barbaros · March 2025

@wadhah said:

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hold my keyboard...

wadhah · March 2025

@barbaros said:

@wadhah said:

sit

hold my keyboard...

shit now i cant like any of your posts, i kinda trapped myself in a corner

barbaros · March 2025

It would be shame if your messages were magically deleted @allthemtings

wadhah · March 2025

@barbaros said:
It would be shame if your messages were magically deleted @allthemtings

i thank this post

Saragoldfarb · March 2025

The anim is Prem.

barbaros · March 2025

@wadhah said:

@barbaros said:
It would be shame if your messages were magically deleted @allthemtings

i thank this post

Weird part is how did @allthemtings got so much Thanks, the dude is not even funny.

barbaros · March 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:
The anim is Prem.

We have roasted rat on the menu today

Saragoldfarb · March 2025

Wait... The profile pic anim... Wtf..

barbaros · March 2025

@Saragoldfarb said:
Wait... The profile pic anim... Wtf..

Yummy

Saragoldfarb · March 2025

@wadhah

allthemtings · March 2025

@barbaros said:

@wadhah said:

@barbaros said:
It would be shame if your messages were magically deleted @allthemtings

i thank this post

Weird part is how did @allthemtings got so much Thanks, the dude is not even funny.

Hey siri play jealous by Nick Jonas

wadhah · March 2025

@barbaros said:

@wadhah said:

@barbaros said:
It would be shame if your messages were magically deleted @allthemtings

i thank this post

Weird part is how did @allthemtings got so much Thanks, the dude is not even funny.

i REALLY REALLY REALLY thank this post

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