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  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @komdragon said:

    @wadhah said:

    @sh97 said:

    @wadhah said:

    @sh97 said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @kuroit said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @barbaros said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @kuroit said:

    @sh97 said:

    @kuroit said:

    @Caztiel said:

    @kuroit said:

    @cainyxues said:

    @kuroit said:
    Ayyeee! 9950X is no go! 2c/4gb with 9950X at $3/mo is already very good deal :D

    give singapore then cmmmonn

    50 off?

    London 69% PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE !

    London coming sooooon! Waiting on new rack and XC to be ready.

    Is this veloxserv or new location/DC?
    Any Indian location planned?

    DDCL - London

    Yes, planning for Indian location.

    Also might just start storage thing from my basement hahahaha

    Regards

    Did you get it this time?

    Sort of..i paid full price somehow i pmed @kuroit to check

    That means code was expired, most likely someone submitted the order at the same time and he was split second faster OR web server responded to his req first.

    ffs

    SIT

    oh please tell me you got it it would make me so happy

    Nah sitting this one out, have too many already, including a 7 dollah BF from Kuroit in SG.

    not trying to brag or anything but ask me where I got a 9950x 2c for 18/y

    GreenCloudVPS?

    NO KUROIT!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

    Thanked by 2lukast__ kuroit
  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    end is nigh

    Thanked by 3NHNHNH000 lukast__ dsbnoob
  • DPDP Administrator, The Domain Guy

    @kuroit said:
    @everyone Please allow us some time to reply on tickets, DMs etc! Really flooded right now haha <3 thank youuu!

    PS: 80% brain dead as well and team is off now!

    Thanked by 2kuroit wadhah
  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @barbaros look away, do not proceed.

    @everyone: Bench Monster for my chicago!

    root@ColorfulStyle:~# curl -sL bench.monster | bash
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Region: Global  https://bench.monster v1.7.4 2023-12-15
 Usage : curl -sL bench.monster | bash -s -- -Global
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
 OS           : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (64 Bit)
 Virt/Kernel  : KVM / 6.1.0-9-amd64
 CPU Model    : AMD Ryzen 9 9950X 16-Core Processor
 CPU Cores    : 2 @ 4291.916 MHz x86_64 1024 KB Cache
 CPU Flags    : AES-NI Enabled & VM-x/AMD-V Enabled
 Load Average : 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
 Total Space  : 25G (2.1G ~9% used)
 Total RAM    : 3880 MB (451 MB + 1213 MB Buff in use)
 Total SWAP   : 0 MB (0 MB in use)
 IPv4/IPv6    : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline
 Uptime       : 0 days 3:0
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Location     : United States, Chicago (Illinois)
 ASN & ISP    : AS152586, Clouvider Limited / DR SOFT SRL
---------------------------------------------------------------------------

 ## Geekbench v6 CPU Benchmark:

  Single Core : 2673  (MONSTER)
   Multi Core : 4834

 ## IO Test

 CPU Speed:
    bzip2     : 230 MB/s
   sha256     : 494 MB/s
   md5sum     : 748 MB/s

 RAM Speed:
   Avg. write : 5905.1 MB/s
   Avg. read  : 16247.5 MB/s

 Disk Speed:
   1st run    : 1.1 GB/s
   2nd run    : 1.0 GB/s
   3rd run    : 1.1 GB/s
   -----------------------
   Average    : 1092.3 MB/s

    This is insane. actually insane.

    Thanked by 6lukast__ Caztiel oriend kuroit ebietsy Decicus
  • oriendoriend Member

    @kuroit said:

    PS: 80% brain dead as well and team is off now!

    For a second, thought it was a coupon

    Thanked by 1lukast__
  • oriendoriend Member

    @wadhah said:
    @barbaros look away, do not proceed.

    @everyone: Bench Monster for my chicago!

    root@ColorfulStyle:~# curl -sL bench.monster | bash
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Region: Global  https://bench.monster v1.7.4 2023-12-15
 Usage : curl -sL bench.monster | bash -s -- -Global
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
 OS           : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (64 Bit)
 Virt/Kernel  : KVM / 6.1.0-9-amd64
 CPU Model    : AMD Ryzen 9 9950X 16-Core Processor
 CPU Cores    : 2 @ 4291.916 MHz x86_64 1024 KB Cache
 CPU Flags    : AES-NI Enabled & VM-x/AMD-V Enabled
 Load Average : 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
 Total Space  : 25G (2.1G ~9% used)
 Total RAM    : 3880 MB (451 MB + 1213 MB Buff in use)
 Total SWAP   : 0 MB (0 MB in use)
 IPv4/IPv6    : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline
 Uptime       : 0 days 3:0
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Location     : United States, Chicago (Illinois)
 ASN & ISP    : AS152586, Clouvider Limited / DR SOFT SRL
---------------------------------------------------------------------------

 ## Geekbench v6 CPU Benchmark:

  Single Core : 2673  (MONSTER)
   Multi Core : 4834

 ## IO Test

 CPU Speed:
    bzip2     : 230 MB/s
   sha256     : 494 MB/s
   md5sum     : 748 MB/s

 RAM Speed:
   Avg. write : 5905.1 MB/s
   Avg. read  : 16247.5 MB/s

 Disk Speed:
   1st run    : 1.1 GB/s
   2nd run    : 1.0 GB/s
   3rd run    : 1.1 GB/s
   -----------------------
   Average    : 1092.3 MB/s

    This is insane. actually insane.

    Thanked by 2wadhah lukast__
  • _MS__MS_ Member

    Thanked by 10wadhah JohnFilch123 Caztiel sh97 lukast__ kuroit Decicus theonewhoknocks beanman109 FAT32
  • barbarosbarbaros Member

    @oriend said:

    @wadhah said:
    @barbaros look away, do not proceed.

    @everyone: Bench Monster for my chicago!

    root@ColorfulStyle:~# curl -sL bench.monster | bash
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Region: Global  https://bench.monster v1.7.4 2023-12-15
 Usage : curl -sL bench.monster | bash -s -- -Global
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
 OS           : Debian GNU/Linux 12 (64 Bit)
 Virt/Kernel  : KVM / 6.1.0-9-amd64
 CPU Model    : AMD Ryzen 9 9950X 16-Core Processor
 CPU Cores    : 2 @ 4291.916 MHz x86_64 1024 KB Cache
 CPU Flags    : AES-NI Enabled & VM-x/AMD-V Enabled
 Load Average : 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
 Total Space  : 25G (2.1G ~9% used)
 Total RAM    : 3880 MB (451 MB + 1213 MB Buff in use)
 Total SWAP   : 0 MB (0 MB in use)
 IPv4/IPv6    : ✔ Online / ❌ Offline
 Uptime       : 0 days 3:0
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Location     : United States, Chicago (Illinois)
 ASN & ISP    : AS152586, Clouvider Limited / DR SOFT SRL
---------------------------------------------------------------------------

 ## Geekbench v6 CPU Benchmark:

  Single Core : 2673  (MONSTER)
   Multi Core : 4834

 ## IO Test

 CPU Speed:
    bzip2     : 230 MB/s
   sha256     : 494 MB/s
   md5sum     : 748 MB/s

 RAM Speed:
   Avg. write : 5905.1 MB/s
   Avg. read  : 16247.5 MB/s

 Disk Speed:
   1st run    : 1.1 GB/s
   2nd run    : 1.0 GB/s
   3rd run    : 1.1 GB/s
   -----------------------
   Average    : 1092.3 MB/s

    This is insane. actually insane.

    Hold my beer...

  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep
    edited March 2025

    @kuroit if i wasn't employed by HostCock and CockHost (we are not a summer host) I would put you in my sig

    but dont worry im getting fired soon, i keep forgetting to polish the servers :D

    Thanked by 5barbaros lukast__ kuroit n1njax Decicus
  • komdragonkomdragon Member

    @wadhah said:
    @kuroit if i wasn't employed by HostCock and CockHost (we are not a summer host) I would put you in my sig

    but dont worry im getting fired soon, i keep forgetting to polish the servers :D

    Maybe you can drop some HostCock and CockHost deals here. I'm sure @kuroit won't mind

    Thanked by 2barbaros kuroit
  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @komdragon said:

    @wadhah said:
    @kuroit if i wasn't employed by HostCock and CockHost (we are not a summer host) I would put you in my sig

    but dont worry im getting fired soon, i keep forgetting to polish the servers :D

    Maybe you can drop some HostCock and CockHost deals here. I'm sure @kuroit won't mind

    Drop some Cock? Sure buddy!

    Double The Host, Double The Cock™

    Thanked by 5lukast__ komdragon Decicus beanman109 Blembim
  • XrmaddnessXrmaddness Member

    Dang, what the hell is happening here?!

  • kuroitkuroit Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

    @Xrmaddness said:
    Dang, what the hell is happening here?!

    Absolutely no idea! :D

    Thanked by 4Xrmaddness ebietsy cainyxues Blembim
  • fifofifo Member

    We went further beyond.

  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @kuroit do I get the oil out or not

    Thanked by 1barbaros
  • dsbnoobdsbnoob Member

    Thanked by 1ehab
  • CaztielCaztiel Member

    Order Number: 4528396519
    10Gbps + DIsk Space/BW Increase (If Eligible)

    @kuroit

  • NaughtyWombatNaughtyWombat Member

    wow!

  • NaughtyWombatNaughtyWombat Member

    when to have my first kuroit service, now!! more!!!!!

  • jobayerjobayer Member

    Please offer some storage deals in Singapore, like 128GB, 256GB and 512GB space storage deals.

  • PenguinPenguin Member

    @wadhah said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @ShadowLurker said:

    @allthemtings said:
    The promotion code you entered has been applied to your cart but no items qualify for the discount yet - please check the promotion terms

    you graduated, help a brotha out :smile:

    im about to drive home so ill miss it

    code is Kamehameha

    did any of our lads not get one? because i have an extra thanks

    @emgh @Saragoldfarb @Penguin @n1njax do you want one? (or anyone else) monthly, LA (recurring)

    first come first serve, i only have one, please only if you missed the thread and want in on the action before it disappears

    Missed this because I was away but here is a red Ferrari to say thanks

    Thanked by 5wadhah Decicus FAT32 emgh lukast__
  • wadhahwadhah Member, Host Rep

    @Penguin said:

    @wadhah said:

    @allthemtings said:

    @ShadowLurker said:

    @allthemtings said:
    The promotion code you entered has been applied to your cart but no items qualify for the discount yet - please check the promotion terms

    you graduated, help a brotha out :smile:

    im about to drive home so ill miss it

    code is Kamehameha

    did any of our lads not get one? because i have an extra thanks

    @emgh @Saragoldfarb @Penguin @n1njax do you want one? (or anyone else) monthly, LA (recurring)

    first come first serve, i only have one, please only if you missed the thread and want in on the action before it disappears

    Missed this because I was away but here is a red Ferrari to say thanks

    thats the most beautiful thing i have ever seen <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

    Thanked by 3Penguin emgh lukast__
  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @sh97 said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @MannDude said:

    @nullnothere said:

    @MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

    We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

    They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

    Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something. ;)

    Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

    And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

    You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

    cc: @crunchbits

    We don't outsource creativity.

    Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

    It's so much bigger than I expected

    Thanked by 9barbaros cainyxues Decicus beanman109 Smigit FAT32 Xrmaddness Blembim lukast__
  • barbarosbarbaros Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @sh97 said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @MannDude said:

    @nullnothere said:

    @MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

    We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

    They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

    Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something. ;)

    Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

    And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

    You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

    cc: @crunchbits

    We don't outsource creativity.

    Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

    It's so much bigger than I expected

    It's better to hang the blanket on the wall like communism style.

  • cainyxuescainyxues Member

    @crunchbits on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • MannDudeMannDude Patron Provider, Veteran

    @crunchbits said:
    It's so much bigger than I expected

    👀

    Thanked by 3crunchbits beanman109 lukast__
  • allthemtingsallthemtings Member, Megathread Squad

    @crunchbits said:

    @sh97 said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @MannDude said:

    @nullnothere said:

    @MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

    We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

    They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

    Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something. ;)

    Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

    And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

    You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

    cc: @crunchbits

    We don't outsource creativity.

    Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

    It's so much bigger than I expected

    The sisters id get if i owned this...please @crunchbits do the right thing and send me one

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Member, Patron Provider, Top Host

    @barbaros said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @sh97 said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @MannDude said:

    @nullnothere said:

    @MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

    We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

    They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

    Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something. ;)

    Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

    And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

    You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

    cc: @crunchbits

    We don't outsource creativity.

    Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

    It's so much bigger than I expected

    It's better to hang the blanket on the wall like communism style.

    I actually can't find space on the wall of our office, it's that big. I think maybe above the NOC desk. They will surely love @Calin handing them a rose as they work.

    Thanked by 6barbaros cainyxues Decicus beanman109 Blembim lukast__
  • barbarosbarbaros Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @barbaros said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @sh97 said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @MannDude said:

    @nullnothere said:

    @MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

    We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

    They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

    Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something. ;)

    Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

    And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

    You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

    cc: @crunchbits

    We don't outsource creativity.

    Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

    It's so much bigger than I expected

    It's better to hang the blanket on the wall like communism style.

    I actually can't find space on the wall of our office, it's that big. I think maybe above the NOC desk. They will surely love @Calin handing them a rose as they work.

    Which means @sh97 and @emgh can snuggle under the blanket comfortably <3

    @Calin handing them a rose could motivate engineers, or maybe demotivate them, let us know!

    Thanked by 1emgh
  • cainyxuescainyxues Member

    @crunchbits said:

    @barbaros said:

    @crunchbits said:

    @sh97 said:

    @beanman109 said:

    @MannDude said:

    @nullnothere said:

    @MannDude said: Give me a couple days.

    We're burning here... have some pity. I don't think we can endure 2 DAYS...

    They'll be good. Our birthday is in April, turning 4 years old officially. So going to do some good deals for an entire month.

    Patience, though. I'd be working hard on these deals if my phone wasn't blowing up from tag mentions. I thought an entire POP went down or something. ;)

    Look @MannDude if you need an exclusive Incognet birthday pic, believe me—I’ve already done tremendous work for many, many great providers. Some of the absolute best, like our friend @ZachNuyek, incredible guy, tremendous reputation, people are saying great things about him.

    And let me tell you something else—I don’t charge much, practically nothing, just a tiny shred of a $7 deal. It’s an unbelievable bargain, maybe the greatest bargain in history.

    You're not gonna get this anywhere else, believe me—everyone's talking about it, they say, "Sir, how do you do it for almost nothing?" And I say, because I'm a great, great negotiator. Nobody makes better deals than me, folks, nobody!

    cc: @crunchbits

    We don't outsource creativity.

    Also, @FAT32 you better reconsider who is in your top 3 list. Don't think I didn't see that comment 30 pages ago.

    It's so much bigger than I expected

    It's better to hang the blanket on the wall like communism style.

    I actually can't find space on the wall of our office, it's that big. I think maybe above the NOC desk. They will surely love @Calin handing them a rose as they work.

    put it on a big sofa or buy a calin bed and spread it on that - Crunchbits resting area 😂🫠

    Thanked by 2barbaros Decicus
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