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If you’re gonna enable even though it’s likely enabled (?) might as well start even though it’s likely already started
I found that some default Debian templates have it masked.
where is your art?
we might be neighbor
nejbor
Okay this reminded me, should I mess around and learn ansible or is it for bigger production stuff?
If he does that he's gonna end up with "Windows 12 (Noble Numbat)"
Applied
I want to complete it in one go, so double-checking is essential.
I'm worried about @emgh
At first, I thought it was just some elaborate bit, but the past few months have been rough to watch… Emgh keeps spinning up random VPS instances, setting up custom benchmarks with idle VMs, and acting as if it’s his “team” of providers running stress tests. He even calls them "CockHost" and talks about them like they're real businesses competing for the best uptime. It gets even worse when he hops into a dead Discord channel and starts reviewing the results—just talking to himself about CPU steal percentages and network jitter. Are we supposed to be in on this? Who even is "FAT32" and "allthemtings"? And why does he keep muttering "good deal" under his breath?
Now, he's started a live stream with a webcam pointed at an empty rack, multiple microphones plugged into nothing, claiming he's co-streaming a panel with "the boys" to discuss budget hosting… Who are these "boys"? Not a single provider has shown up, and he's just talking into the void like there’s an audience. I think I’m done checking these threads, and I really hope he finds the stability—both mentally and on his nodes—that he needs.
With love,
A rat.
Word on the street is he mutters "it s possbiel giv u" in his sleep, I am getting very worried
now i am worried about you!
His latest project is also a perpetual packet machine that seems to generate and send packets via a mysterious rat hole that defies physics to infinity and beyond. Apparently he has now harvested the power of idling (whatever that means) and is able to do all these mysterious things inside the rat hole.
There's A(nother) rat who's colluding with him in all this - and it is this mysterious A rat that is the root of all of emgh's problems.
I think we need to get to the bottom of this and it's very noble of you to have so much concern for our beloved @emgh.
I assure you of all possible support in this rigguard.
It's the least I can do.
this is so sad, Alexa play Mzungu Hosting theme song
Inside the what now
Before the theory was pipes or tubes or something like that.
Now you bounce from one website to another via the perpetual packet machine that sends/receives packets via some sort of a rat hole.
thanks and regards
Ah, my dear rodent friend, I see you are yet to fully grasp the revolution unfolding before your very eyes.
You watch from the shadows, nibbling at scraps of comprehension, while I—Emgh, Founder & Chief Infrastructure Visionary of CockHost—stand at the precipice of something truly monumental.
CockHost is not just a provider. CockHost is a philosophy.
You scoff at my idle VMs, my meticulously constructed benchmarks, my extensive Jitter Stability Index™ (JSI) analysis.
But do you comprehend what I am orchestrating?
FAT32, allthemtings, even the spectral essence of Good Deal himself—they are not "imaginary" as you so ignorantly claim.
They are nodes in a greater, distributed consciousness.
Every VPS I deploy is a brushstroke in a masterpiece of asynchronous computational evolution.
Every idle CPU cycle a note in the symphony of efficiency.
The providers? Oh, they are very much real—just because you cannot perceive them does not mean they do not exist.
I have seen their pings, felt the latency fluctuations in my very bones.
As for the panel—the boys are here.
Perhaps you cannot hear them.
Perhaps you are the one out of sync, desynchronized from the great peering session of minds that is CockHost’s Tier 0 Interconnect.
My microphones? They capture the whispers of the network, the heartbeat of the nodes, the sacred hum of oversold cores working in perfect disharmony.
You say I speak into the void.
But the void listens.
And soon, very soon, it will answer.
regards tbh
This is an obvious attempt at complimenting my way to a 7/y vps
@gigahost 's panel is actually super smooth. It's similar to a native application in response time. And I like the sidebar's cute animation.
thats a first
Minimal
No I just took it.
Damn
Wait until both
apt-getanddpkgis also not foundPOV: You are using Linux from Scratch
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