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cainyxues · February 2025

@emgh said:
@beanman109 said:

@FAT32 said:

@komdragon said:

@FAT32 said:
I am a little bit tired but time to work I guess

On Saturday too?

Work on the code for flash sale / giveaway purpose. My hourly rate is actually not low but I figure to do something to contribute back to the providers.

i can chip in some code
def print_funny_guy():
    funny_guy = r"""
        (\_/)
        (o.o)
        (> <) 
    """
    print(funny_guy)

print_funny_guy()
Alright, listen up, you absolute code-slaughtering nitwit! What in the ever-loving hell is this steaming pile of garbage you’ve dared to call a program? print_funny_guy()? Are you kidding me? This is the kind of pathetic, brain-dead trash I’d expect from a drooling toddler smashing their grubby little fists on a keyboard, not someone who presumably has the mental capacity to operate a computer!

First off, that function name—print_funny_guy—is so mind-numbingly basic it makes me want to claw my nonexistent eyes out. What’s next, do_stupid_thing()? make_code_suck()? It’s like you’ve got zero imagination and even less respect for the craft. And what’s with that ASCII art? You think that half-assed bunny or whatever the hell it’s supposed to be is “funny”? It’s a disgrace to humor and an insult to anyone unfortunate enough to witness it!

Then there’s the raw string literal—r"""—like you’re some kind of avant-garde artiste trying to flex your “skills.” Newsflash, you hack: it’s unnecessary! There’s not a single escape character in that sad little doodle that needs raw handling. You’re just slapping r on there to look edgy, and it’s pathetic. It’s like putting a spoilers on a tricycle—pointless and embarrassing.
And don’t even get me started on the complete lack of structure or purpose. No comments, no parameters, no return value—just a lazy print() call vomiting that monstrosity onto the screen. What’s the point? Who’s this for? Did you even test this crap, or did you just barf it out and call it a day? I bet you didn’t even indent it properly the first time, you sloppy, careless disaster of a coder!

You’ve got no error handling, no modularity, no respect for anyone who might have to read this festering turd of a script. It’s a one-way ticket to the landfill of forgotten code, and frankly, you should be ashamed to have wasted oxygen on something this utterly deplorable. Do better, you talentless clown, or get the hell out of programming before you inflict more of this misery on the world!

TLDR please

muffin · February 2025

Whether the system changes or not, @FAT32 will still be winning

cainyxues · February 2025

@nullnothere said:
We're crawling along ~442K views. At this rate, we're not likely to hit 500K at any convenient time during this weekend.

We need to get some traction and crank up those views. My guess is there's likely about 7 hours before @beanman109 starts hallucinating (assuming he doesn't get drunk earlier of course).

Say we need ~56K in 7 hours - linearly we'll need to get 8K views every hour, 1.3K every minute, 2.222 views every sec.

So the possible deals to get that cranking:

Something for the 2222 VMs
5 x 1333 is 6666 - so definitely there's some hope there.
8888 is yet another possibility
and finally the 5656 variant of some sort

All of these should surely help us get to the 500K mark.

Now let's start thinking about what @NDTN is going to drop for us when we hit that milestone. He said it was big. Very big. Bigger than Hibiki and Yamazaki combined. People here dropped numbers like 93, 94. Those seem rookie to me now.

I'm not an insider and I couldn't get anything right in Singapore (let alone Vietnam).

Plus, now there's hope for mere mortals (like me at least). There's some secret sauce that will give all thankers a chance. It'll give better chances to those who got thanked. Or so it was proclaimed. I'll know only AFTER I get the deal. Till then all bets are off.

So the experiment is to thank this post (a LOT) and see if it works and I snag a deal.

Meanwhile, there are so many code possibilities that I hope @haodo wakes the boss and colludes with @FAT32 to release something.

Otherwise @beanman109 is going to be very bitter with a headache tomorrow.

You certainly don't want a bean man with a headache. They're bad enough normally.

I'll rest my case for now.

AI didn't help. I don't know how to prove it.

Actually I think I do, but there's not enough space in between the posting area and the left margin for me to write it down.

TLDR please

FAT32 · February 2025

@muffin said:
Whether the system changes or not, FAT32 will still be winning

Well I don't change then?

FAT32 · February 2025

Let the bot war begins

nullnothere · February 2025

@cainyxues said: TLDR please

There's hope. Maybe not.

emgh · February 2025

Jean Bilou is my favorite anime girlfriend

allthemtings · February 2025

regards

Blembim · February 2025

@emgh said:
Jean Bilou is my favorite anime girlfriend

cybertech · February 2025

i wont be on discord but will happily accept that handicap because

rigged

allthemtings · February 2025

Just popped by to drop this, have a good weekend all - @beanman109 ill be expecting 12 new servers in my account by monday

regards

emgh · February 2025

@FAT32 I’d message you on Discord but honestly I don’t want that responsibility because I’d feel stressed out about having to be here 24/7

Can’t you just ask Greenie to DM you before a big drop?

allthemtings · February 2025

@emgh said:
@FAT32 I’d message you on Discord but honestly I don’t want that responsibility because I’d feel stressed out about having to be here 24/7

Can’t you just ask Greenie to DM you before a big drop?

good boy

emgh · February 2025

@allthemtings said:

@emgh said:
@FAT32 I’d message you on Discord but honestly I don’t want that responsibility because I’d feel stressed out about having to be here 24/7

Can’t you just ask Greenie to DM you before a big drop?

good boy

Thanks daddy

Daddy why do you spank me like that have I done something wrong

No baby girl I just felt like it hehe

Oh, okay daddy

emgh · February 2025

DAD32

_MS_ · February 2025

@FAT32 said:

Fun fact, I used to group all the codes I written for LET under "Projects" but now it is under "Work" and "LET" as a sub-folder representing the organization I am working for.

Look at how things have changed that LET is no longer just a fun project

In all seriousness, you need to retire from organising Megathreads for some time to prevent any irrecoverable damage to your mental health.

beanman109 · February 2025

@FAT32 said:
Don't worry, we are still talking about the thing and I am trying to develop, would be happy if @beanman109 or someone can message me on Discord (I will mute everyone except some of the whitelisted guy) when something going to drop soon as I am most likely going to hyper-focus to code the things out

i can try, i'll be lurking while watching LPL

Blembim · February 2025

Sometimes i started to wonder, is there an Artificial Intelligent among us?

Are we talking to a real human or are we talking to a computer?

fk, am i high? no!

In the next year or two, i forcast that we'll see a fake human hanging around with us during BF playing sex joke with @emgh and we'll never know if this's an actual human behind the keyboard. Will Turing test still working by then? will we fallen under the control of AI admin or is this world is even real anymore, wait whaatt?

AGI fuck yeah!
Virtual GF hell yeah!

emgh · February 2025

I want to be as free as the spirits of those who left
I’m talking Malcom, Coltrane, my man Bilou

beanman109 · February 2025

@Blembim said: Virtual GF hell yeah!

sold

nullnothere · February 2025

@emgh said: Greenie to DM

Plot twist. Greenie is the alt account. This was all a ploy just to divert any suspicion.

It was rigged all along as everyone suspected.

emgh · February 2025

FAT32 is a cheater and everyone knows it

emgh · February 2025

Even the MJJ’s know it

emgh · February 2025

Btw what do I do with my new servers

Ideas pls

admax · February 2025

@emgh said:
Jean Bilou is my favorite anime girlfriend

admax · February 2025

Not good, I need to step out for a bit. Today, McDonald's has free McCrispy chicken!

emgh · February 2025

Say what you will about Jean Bilou and the french but they know their french touch

wadhah · February 2025

@Blembim said:

Virtual GF hell yeah!

Good morning everyone !

Did you know there's huge communities of people with AI girlfriends and it's creepy as fuck? They freak out every 45 minutes when the company changes the code ("personality") of their long time girlfriends. By freak out i mean actual mental breakdowns

reddit.com/r/CharacterAI/ this is the biggest community i think but there's a lot more

virtual3485 · February 2025

Jean Bilou is my favorite anime girlfriend

beanman109 · February 2025

@allthemtings said:
Just popped by to drop this, have a good weekend all - @beanman109 ill be expecting 12 new servers in my account by monday

regards

mjj raided my WP image library that i stored all my server credentials in
they're all gone

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