All I want for Christmas is... DEALS! - [2024 Christmas Megathread]

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• ehab Member

  December 2024

  just for @Saragoldfarb

  

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  December 2024

  @default said:

  @beanman109 said:

  im not anywhere near smart enough to do that, closest i get is putting things into a .txt file on my desktop

  

  Did you get to use all 3 templates?

  just the left and right ones are templates, middle one is a list of all the stuff hosteroid gave me to give away because keeping track of 25 servers is hard

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• gbzret4d Member

  December 2024

  @itsTomHarper said:

  @ehab said:

  @itsTomHarper said:

  

  hi

  bye

  The term "rabbithole" takes on a whole new meaning

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• Whoa Member

  December 2024

  @beanman109 said:
  you never thanked the original commit as far as i can tell, which is what is used to draw the list

  That sounds like the kind of thing for me to miss

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• Astro Member

  December 2024

  da fuq happened here. Looks like MJJs came outta nowhere to puke.

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• sh97 Member, Host Rep

  December 2024

  Dedicated to my MJJs

  

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• admax Member, Megathread Squad

  December 2024

  @Blembim said:

  @r3k said:

  @Blembim said:

  @ralf said:

  @beanman109 said:
  "MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
  Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
  Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.

  Actually the other way round - 鸡 means chicken, 鸡鸡 is kids talk for penis, and 机 is the homophone that means machine.

  y my chicken is not power on, this provider is fraud!

  omw to file a PayPal chargeback.

  thnk you! the support center doesn't answer in 10 seconds, charge back already!

  A loss of trillions of dollars.

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• beanman109 Member, Host Rep, Megathread Squad

  December 2024

  @Astro said:
  da fuq happened here. Looks like MJJs came outta nowhere to puke.

  hold up give me 2 mins i think i can fix this

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• Astro Member

  December 2024 edited December 2024

  does this look professional?

  (firstname)@(lastname).fl

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• COLBYLICIOUS Member

  December 2024

  How tf did I just found this thread now?

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• ehab Member

  December 2024

  @gbzret4d said:

  @itsTomHarper said:

  @ehab said:

  @itsTomHarper said:

  

  hi

  bye

  The term "rabbithole" takes on a whole new meaning

  i just want him to sit beside me.

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• harrison Member

  December 2024

  @Astro said:
  da fuq happened here. Looks like MJJs came outta nowhere to puke.

  It's strange. There were lots of offers prior to that but the free dedi one caught their attention

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• nouman8 Member

  December 2024

  THANKYOU-SILVERCREEK

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• r3k Member

  December 2024

  @COLBYLICIOUS said:
  How tf did I just found this thread now?

  

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• ehab Member

  December 2024

  i am mostly here for the gif and farts.

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• Astro Member

  December 2024

  @harrison said:

  @Astro said:
  da fuq happened here. Looks like MJJs came outta nowhere to puke.

  It's strange. There were lots of offers prior to that but the free dedi one caught their attention

  nodeseek swarm

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• samm Member

  December 2024

  @ehab said:
  @samm whats up? too much sex today!

  

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• rj77 Member

  December 2024 edited December 2024

  ALLIWANTFORTHENEWYEAR IS A FREE FIBERSTATE SERVER, GO HERE: https://blackfriday.fiberstate.com/

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• raza19 Veteran

  December 2024

  @harrison said:
  What happened to the precious by the way?
  

  

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• jolo22 Member

  December 2024

  Wishing y’all a very Merry Christmas! (From UTC+8)! 🎄🎄

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• r3k Member

  December 2024

  @admax said:

  @Blembim said:

  @r3k said:

  @Blembim said:

  @ralf said:

  @beanman109 said:
  "MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
  Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
  Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.

  Actually the other way round - 鸡 means chicken, 鸡鸡 is kids talk for penis, and 机 is the homophone that means machine.

  y my chicken is not power on, this provider is fraud!

  omw to file a PayPal chargeback.

  thnk you! the support center doesn't answer in 10 seconds, charge back already!

  A loss of trillions of dollars.

  

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• martingrxedm Member

  December 2024

  @admax said:

  @beanman109 said:

  @ralf said:

  @beanman109 said:
  "MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
  Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
  Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.

  Actually the other way round - 鸡 means chicken, 鸡鸡 is kids talk for penis, and 机 is the homophone that means machine.

  look im just quoting the man from 2021 the most chinese i know is sha bi and cao ni ma from being repeatedly messaged those things on league of legends

  And also " kǎ le" A reaction when the delay is too high.

  Actually, for most of the time, it is just an excuse for playing not well.

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• r3k Member

  December 2024 edited December 2024

  @jolo22 said:
  Wishing y’all a very Merry Christmas! (From UTC+8)! 🎄🎄

  Reguards & HoHoHos

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• gbzret4d Member

  December 2024

  @ehab said:

  @gbzret4d said:

  @itsTomHarper said:

  @ehab said:

  @itsTomHarper said:

  

  hi

  bye

  The term "rabbithole" takes on a whole new meaning

  i just want him to sit beside me.

  Yeah better to start it slowly..... I've heard he's a little shy

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• default Veteran

  December 2024

  Does Santa bring presents to MJJ too?

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• plumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

  December 2024

  Mjj regards

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• plumberg Veteran, Megathread Squad

  December 2024

  So quite heat suddenly

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• Umcookies Member

  December 2024

  @beanman109 said:

  @plumberg said:

  @beanman109 said:

  @plumberg said:

  @beanman109 said:

  @harrison said:

  @beanman109 said:

  @harrison said:

  @default said:

  @harrison said:

  @sh97 said:
  Wow, so many MJJs out of the shadows

  What is a MJJ?

  It is a often found way of life driven by adrenaline rush with constant bad luck, involucration, and lots of support tickets about losing millions.

  What does it stand for (for real)?

  "no dick" in chinese i belive

  MJJ is the name of a Chinese forum similar to LET?

  From @lowendclient in 2021

  "MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
  Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
  Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.
  The word used by poor members self-deprecating.
  Targets who have no money but wish to buy a good server."

  Reviving old memories

  How quickly you find that details

  "mjj lowendtalk" into google bought up https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/174450/who-is-mjj

  I thought you like to bookmark important stuff and keep them handy in your pocket notes

  im not anywhere near smart enough to do that, closest i get is putting things into a .txt file on my desktop

  

  plz, at least notepad++ surely

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• ehab Member

  December 2024

  @gbzret4d said:

  @ehab said:

  @gbzret4d said:

  @itsTomHarper said:

  @ehab said:

  @itsTomHarper said:

  

  hi

  bye

  The term "rabbithole" takes on a whole new meaning

  i just want him to sit beside me.

  Yeah better to start it slowly..... I've heard he's a little shy

  ooo Tooommmm Tum

  

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• admax Member, Megathread Squad

  December 2024

  @martingrxedm said:

  @admax said:

  @beanman109 said:

  @ralf said:

  @beanman109 said:
  "MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
  Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
  Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.

  Actually the other way round - 鸡 means chicken, 鸡鸡 is kids talk for penis, and 机 is the homophone that means machine.

  look im just quoting the man from 2021 the most chinese i know is sha bi and cao ni ma from being repeatedly messaged those things on league of legends

  And also " kǎ le" A reaction when the delay is too high.

  Actually, for most of the time, it is just an excuse for playing not well.

  Exactly! That's why I used this emoji:

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