All I want for Christmas is... DEALS! - [2024 Christmas Megathread]

itsTomHarper · December 2024

@gbzret4d said:

@barbaros said:
ALLIWANTFORTHENEWYEAR IS A SPAMLESS SHITPOSTING THREAD, GO HERE: https://lowendtalk.com/entry/signout

Atleast try to hide it...

That's the whole point. We hate spam

barbaros · December 2024

@gbzret4d said:

@barbaros said:
ALLIWANTFORTHENEWYEAR IS A SPAMLESS SHITPOSTING THREAD, GO HERE: https://lowendtalk.com/entry/signout

Atleast try to hide it...

I did that on purpose, no reason to hide.

Regards

beanman109 · December 2024

@plumberg said:

@beanman109 said:

@plumberg said:

@beanman109 said:

@harrison said:

@beanman109 said:

@harrison said:

@default said:

@harrison said:

@sh97 said:
Wow, so many MJJs out of the shadows

What is a MJJ?

It is a often found way of life driven by adrenaline rush with constant bad luck, involucration, and lots of support tickets about losing millions.

What does it stand for (for real)?

"no dick" in chinese i belive

MJJ is the name of a Chinese forum similar to LET?

From @lowendclient in 2021

"MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.
The word used by poor members self-deprecating.
Targets who have no money but wish to buy a good server."

Reviving old memories

How quickly you find that details

"mjj lowendtalk" into google bought up https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/174450/who-is-mjj

I thought you like to bookmark important stuff and keep them handy in your pocket notes

im not anywhere near smart enough to do that, closest i get is putting things into a .txt file on my desktop

ralf · December 2024

@beanman109 said:
"MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.

Actually the other way round - 鸡 means chicken, 鸡鸡 is kids talk for penis, and 机 is the homophone that means machine.

ehab · December 2024

@itsTomHarper said:

hi

harrison · December 2024

@beanman109 said:

@ralf said:

@harrison said:
What happened to the precious by the way?

still deciding on if it should be this or host-c free for three year after the VPS FAT32 returned gets regiven away

The precious deserves a difficult riddle. Maybe a math or programming question that GPT can't solve..GOLL ...coughs GOLLUMMM

plumberg · December 2024

@itsTomHarper said:

@gbzret4d said:

@barbaros said:
ALLIWANTFORTHENEWYEAR IS A SPAMLESS SHITPOSTING THREAD, GO HERE: https://lowendtalk.com/entry/signout

Atleast try to hide it...

That's the whole point. We hate spam

I think the deed is unleashed now

No going back.

Acceptance is the next stage here

Regards

dev_vps · December 2024

Whoa · December 2024

@beanman109 said:

Congratulations to codelock on winning the host_c Christmas VPS Giveaway #1

...
Thanks to everyone who joined in and participated, a big thanks to lukast__ for the script that just saved me 30 minutes of manual work
...
Full draw for transparency
https://i.imgur.com/SIWnMtn.png

I didn't even make it to the list
not sure why this didn't qualify - https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/4192706/#Comment_4192706

A lucky draw is a matter of chance - except in my case

Blembim · December 2024

@ralf said:

@beanman109 said:
"MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.

Actually the other way round - 鸡 means chicken, 鸡鸡 is kids talk for penis, and 机 is the homophone that means machine.

y my chicken is not power on, this provider is fraud!

ehab · December 2024

@dev_vps said:

perfect gift for @JabJab

itsTomHarper · December 2024

@ehab said:

@itsTomHarper said:

hi

bye

beanman109 · December 2024

@ralf said:

@beanman109 said:
"MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.

Actually the other way round - 鸡 means chicken, 鸡鸡 is kids talk for penis, and 机 is the homophone that means machine.

look im just quoting the man from 2021 the most chinese i know is sha bi and cao ni ma from being repeatedly messaged those things on league of legends

admax · December 2024

@harrison said:

@sh97 said:
Wow, so many MJJs out of the shadows

What is a MJJ?

You can check this thread here.
https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/174450/who-is-mjj

ehab · December 2024

@itsTomHarper said:

@ehab said:

@itsTomHarper said:

hi

bye

Tomato · December 2024

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martingrxedm · December 2024

@Blembim said:

@ralf said:

@beanman109 said:
"MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.

Actually the other way round - 鸡 means chicken, 鸡鸡 is kids talk for penis, and 机 is the homophone that means machine.

y my chicken is not power on, this provider is fraud!

Lol

itsTomHarper · December 2024

@plumberg said: I think the deed is unleashed now

sh97 · December 2024

@beanman109 said:

@ralf said:

@beanman109 said:
"MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.

Actually the other way round - 鸡 means chicken, 鸡鸡 is kids talk for penis, and 机 is the homophone that means machine.

look im just quoting the man from 2021 the most chinese i know is sha bi and cao ni ma from being repeatedly messaged those things on league of legends

Haha same man, ni hao and cao ni ma from call of duty 🤣🤣

selective · December 2024

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plumberg · December 2024

@beanman109 said:

@plumberg said:

@beanman109 said:

@plumberg said:

@beanman109 said:

@harrison said:

@beanman109 said:

@harrison said:

@default said:

@harrison said:

@sh97 said:
Wow, so many MJJs out of the shadows

What is a MJJ?

It is a often found way of life driven by adrenaline rush with constant bad luck, involucration, and lots of support tickets about losing millions.

What does it stand for (for real)?

"no dick" in chinese i belive

MJJ is the name of a Chinese forum similar to LET?

From @lowendclient in 2021

"MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.
The word used by poor members self-deprecating.
Targets who have no money but wish to buy a good server."

Reviving old memories

How quickly you find that details

"mjj lowendtalk" into google bought up https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/174450/who-is-mjj

I thought you like to bookmark important stuff and keep them handy in your pocket notes

im not anywhere near smart enough to do that, closest i get is putting things into a .txt file on my desktop

So I am not the only one who believes in keeping the desktop as the sacred place for all the stuff.

And post it of course with the passwords

storm · December 2024

@fiberstate said:

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r3k · December 2024

@Blembim said:

@ralf said:

@beanman109 said:
"MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.

Actually the other way round - 鸡 means chicken, 鸡鸡 is kids talk for penis, and 机 is the homophone that means machine.

y my chicken is not power on, this provider is fraud!

omw to file a PayPal chargeback.

beanman109 · December 2024

@Whoa said:

@beanman109 said:

Congratulations to codelock on winning the host_c Christmas VPS Giveaway #1

...
Thanks to everyone who joined in and participated, a big thanks to lukast__ for the script that just saved me 30 minutes of manual work
...
Full draw for transparency
https://i.imgur.com/SIWnMtn.png

I didn't even make it to the list
not sure why this didn't qualify - https://lowendtalk.com/discussion/comment/4192706/#Comment_4192706

A lucky draw is a matter of chance - except in my case

you never thanked the original commit as far as i can tell, which is what is used to draw the list

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ralf · December 2024

@harrison said:

@beanman109 said:

@ralf said:

@harrison said:
What happened to the precious by the way?

still deciding on if it should be this or host-c free for three year after the VPS FAT32 returned gets regiven away

The precious deserves a difficult riddle. Maybe a math or programming question that GPT can't solve..GOLL ...coughs GOLLUMMM

Maybe could even be something as trivial as posting half the promo code a few posts earlier and telling people to add that to the one in the offer post. Probably would stop most of the bots and scalpers.

ehab · December 2024

@samm whats up? too much sex today!

default · December 2024

@beanman109 said:

im not anywhere near smart enough to do that, closest i get is putting things into a .txt file on my desktop

Did you get to use all 3 templates?

martingrxedm · December 2024

@beanman109 said:

@ralf said:

@beanman109 said:
"MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.

Actually the other way round - 鸡 means chicken, 鸡鸡 is kids talk for penis, and 机 is the homophone that means machine.

look im just quoting the man from 2021 the most chinese i know is sha bi and cao ni ma from being repeatedly messaged those things on league of legends

Really laugh out loud when I saw you spell these two words.

Blembim · December 2024

@r3k said:

@Blembim said:

@ralf said:

@beanman109 said:
"MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.

Actually the other way round - 鸡 means chicken, 鸡鸡 is kids talk for penis, and 机 is the homophone that means machine.

y my chicken is not power on, this provider is fraud!

omw to file a PayPal chargeback.

thnk you! the support center doesn't answer in 10 seconds, charge back already!

admax · December 2024

@beanman109 said:

@ralf said:

@beanman109 said:
"MJJ is a short phrase "没鸡鸡" in Chinese hosting forums.
Direct translation means: Lack of VPS
Meanwhile the homophonic is: Lack of penis.

Actually the other way round - 鸡 means chicken, 鸡鸡 is kids talk for penis, and 机 is the homophone that means machine.

look im just quoting the man from 2021 the most chinese i know is sha bi and cao ni ma from being repeatedly messaged those things on league of legends

And also " kǎ le" A reaction when the delay is too high.

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## Bonus - SLC R9 has a double NVME drive offer.

## Bonus - E5 has a double SSD drive offer.

## Bonus - R7 has a extra RAM (32G) offer.

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## $20/mo off Los Angeles Ryzen 9 7950X

## $10/mo off a Dual Xeon E5

## Bonus - 9950X has a free upgrade to a 25G network port,

## Bonus - L.A. R9 has a double bandwidth offer 660TB 10G.

## Bonus - SLC R9 has a double NVME drive offer.

## Bonus - E5 has a double SSD drive offer.

## Bonus - R7 has a extra RAM (32G) offer.

AMD Ryzen 7 5700G @ 3.8 GHz (8 Cores/16 Threads)

Intel Xeon Dual E5-2680 V4 @ 2.4GHz (28 Cores/56 Threads)

DISCOUNT CODE: E52024 ($10 off)

AMD Ryzen 9 7950X (16 Cores/32 Threads)

DISCOUNT CODE: LAXR92024 ($20 off)

AMD Ryzen 9 9950X (16 Cores/32 Threads)

DISCOUNT CODE: R995X2024 ($30 off)

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