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All I want for Christmas is... DEALS! - [2024 Christmas Megathread]
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will be nice if you share a deal [ not storage ] with 8:16cpu / 16:32ram - 3years billing
Because of LET... I'm stating to use the browsers built in blocking function more and more...
Storage santa...
Say if someone just bought a:
"VPS Triton - 500GB NVME - I188 Xmass 2024"
Could they get double CPU, RAM and Storage?
Nah no one would want that
Stack them into one VPS, which is free for nine years and deadpool exitscam.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
More than 4vCores on Xeon's do not scale like AMD, so I see no point in that.
Ram however.......
But I noted the request.
ask for an upgrade?
Hmm, let me think about that.
ShockHosting giveaway is closed! having a shower then sorting through entries and will come back with a winner for you all soon
Com on fellas, almost 10K views, we need MMMMOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Santa free upgrade service..
Merry Christmas
Golden!?
Wait, what???
The 12 Days of Web Hosting Christmas 🎄🖥️
Verse 1
On the first day of Christmas, my provider gave to me
A domain name for free!
Verse 2
On the second day of Christmas, my provider gave to me
Two SSL certs
And a domain name for free!
Verse 3
On the third day of Christmas, my provider gave to me
Three SSD drives
Two SSL certs
And a domain name for free!
Verse 4
On the fourth day of Christmas, my provider gave to me
Four gigabytes of RAM
Three SSD drives
Two SSL certs
And a domain name for free!
Verse 5
On the fifth day of Christmas, my provider gave to me
FIVE CLOUD SERVERS! 🌐
Four gigabytes of RAM
Three SSD drives
Two SSL certs
And a domain name for free!
Verse 6
On the sixth day of Christmas, my provider gave to me
Six free IPs
FIVE CLOUD SERVERS!
Four gigabytes of RAM
Three SSD drives
Two SSL certs
And a domain name for free!
Verse 7
On the seventh day of Christmas, my provider gave to me
Seven backup zones
Six free IPs
FIVE CLOUD SERVERS!
Four gigabytes of RAM
Three SSD drives
Two SSL certs
And a domain name for free!
Verse 8
On the eighth day of Christmas, my provider gave to me
Eight load balancers
Seven backup zones
Six free IPs
FIVE CLOUD SERVERS!
Four gigabytes of RAM
Three SSD drives
Two SSL certs
And a domain name for free!
Verse 9
On the ninth day of Christmas, my provider gave to me
Nine CDN networks
Eight load balancers
Seven backup zones
Six free IPs
FIVE CLOUD SERVERS!
Four gigabytes of RAM
Three SSD drives
Two SSL certs
And a domain name for free!
Verse 10
On the tenth day of Christmas, my provider gave to me
Ten security patches
Nine CDN networks
Eight load balancers
Seven backup zones
Six free IPs
FIVE CLOUD SERVERS!
Four gigabytes of RAM
Three SSD drives
Two SSL certs
And a domain name for free!
Verse 11
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my provider gave to me
Eleven scaling options
Ten security patches
Nine CDN networks
Eight load balancers
Seven backup zones
Six free IPs
FIVE CLOUD SERVERS!
Four gigabytes of RAM
Three SSD drives
Two SSL certs
And a domain name for free!
Verse 12
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my provider gave to me
Twelve months of discounts
Eleven scaling options
Ten security patches
Nine CDN networks
Eight load balancers
Seven backup zones
Six free IPs
FIVE CLOUD SERVERS!
Four gigabytes of RAM
Three SSD drives
Two SSL certs
And a domain name for free! 🎉
Final Chorus
Merry Hosting Christmas to all, and to all a good site! 🎄🖥️
I'd rather use paint then. I wanted AI, so it will rescale, take care of rotation etc. It's fucking 2025, AI is shoved everywhere and no one decided to create it to advertise theirs paid services?!
Learnt that lesson the hard way, still getting invoices from a few providers that didn't even make it to heir first birthday.
WOW
"Six months of uptime"
Nope, no deal...
Need at least 97.77% uptime...
For my $7...
Did you say that I'll get an upgrade?
Thank you
How many pages must I scroll through?