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TrK · December 2024

Can we rename regards to retards......

host_c · December 2024

@allthemtings said:

@r3k said:

@itsTomHarper said:
Okay yall it's time for you to pay up. My royalty fee of 10% for re-using my proprietary patented images

royalty fees don't exist work in romania

it s ymca ignor

ralf · December 2024

_MS_ · December 2024

Rearguard

plumberg · December 2024

@allthemtings said:

@lukast__ said:

@allthemtings said:
whos the top regards @lukast__ name and shame

You mean who used it most or something else?

it s correct

who used regards the most in this thread

Answer always is @allthemtings

Reguards

allthemtings · December 2024

@plumberg said:

@allthemtings said:

@lukast__ said:

@allthemtings said:
whos the top regards @lukast__ name and shame

You mean who used it most or something else?

it s correct

who used regards the most in this thread

Answer always is @allthemtings

Reguards

regards

_MS_ · December 2024

admax · December 2024

LMAO！

Astro · December 2024

In forums dark and servers bright,
LowEndTalk hums through the night.
Threads on VPS, nodes on fire,
“Which host is best?” — we all inquire.

I tweak configs and swap my RAM,
Run benchmarks like a geeky champ.
When chaos strikes and uptime lags,
I end my plea with “Thanks and regards.”

A troll appears, bold and snarky,
“Your CPU’s weak, that deal is sparky!”
I sip my coffee, stay composed,
Sign off calm — “Regards,” I’ve closed.

“Where’s my ping?” the clients shout,
Support tickets flying out.
I fix, I patch, I recompile,
End each note with my practiced smile:
“Thanks and regards” — a saving grace,
Even when I’m in last place.

From Docker woes to port complaints,
IPv6, and shared restraints —
I code, I curse, but here’s the card,
Politeness rules: “Thanks and regards.”

So techies, nerds, and bargain chasers,
Sysadmins, VPS space-erasers,
When threads heat up or sanity jars,
Let’s all unite with “Thanks and regards.”

My piece of art.

allthemtings · December 2024

@Astro said:

In forums dark and servers bright,
LowEndTalk hums through the night.
Threads on VPS, nodes on fire,
“Which host is best?” — we all inquire.

I tweak configs and swap my RAM,
Run benchmarks like a geeky champ.
When chaos strikes and uptime lags,
I end my plea with “Thanks and regards.”

A troll appears, bold and snarky,
“Your CPU’s weak, that deal is sparky!”
I sip my coffee, stay composed,
Sign off calm — “Regards,” I’ve closed.

“Where’s my ping?” the clients shout,
Support tickets flying out.
I fix, I patch, I recompile,
End each note with my practiced smile:
“Thanks and regards” — a saving grace,
Even when I’m in last place.

From Docker woes to port complaints,
IPv6, and shared restraints —
I code, I curse, but here’s the card,
Politeness rules: “Thanks and regards.”

So techies, nerds, and bargain chasers,
Sysadmins, VPS space-erasers,
When threads heat up or sanity jars,
Let’s all unite with “Thanks and regards.”

My piece of art.

i host art

regards

host_c · December 2024

MS said:

dropped in 2 more.... on the last one, page 1143

Astro · December 2024

On LowEndTalk, where deals are king,
A new provider entered the ring.
“Host_C is live!” they proudly declare,
With unlimited plans (that vanish in thin air).

For $2 bucks, they promise the moon,
“Best VPS! Sold out by noon!”
But as I boot, my pings get fried—
Ah yes, Host_C has already died.

Support replies in perfect delay,
“Your issue, sir, will resolve… someday.”
Meanwhile, my uptime? A distant dream,
CPU throttled to an ant-like stream.

A user posts: “Is Host_C fine?”
Another jokes: “Define uptime.”
Someone screams: “I lost my shards!”
Host_C responds: “Thanks and regards.”

Back to my backups, back to my box,
I move my sites like migrating flocks.
I close the ticket, my patience thinned,
Host_C’s motto? “Where servers go to rescind.”

But next month comes, and guess who’s back?
Host_C, with deals and a slick new pack.
“50 cores! 1 petabyte!” they sing,
I buy it again. What’s wrong with me?!

So dear techies, here’s my advice:
If Host_C’s price seems way too nice,
Remember this poem, and guard your cards,
Or they’ll close your server with “Thanks and regards.”

@host_c

allthemtings · December 2024

if you dont sign this thread off with the last comment being regards then its all been for nothing @FAT32

Astro · December 2024

@FAT32

Oh, FAT32, the legend’s here,
Your posts bring laughter, far and near.
From servers low and bytes so tight,
You’re king of storage – retro might!

“Why 32?” the curious ask,
Managing drives: your timeless task.
You make old-school geeks rejoice,
Partitioned wisdom, loud and voiced.

“Low-end VPS? Where’s the flair?”
You scream for RAM but get thin air.
Yet through the lag, you bravely post,
A champion of frugality’s host.

So here’s to you, FAT32,
With jokes that techies stick like glue.
A file system, human, or just both?
You keep us laughing – we take the oath!

_MS_ · December 2024

host_c · December 2024

@allthemtings said: if you dont sign this thread off with the last comment being regards then its all been for nothing @FAT32

True Story.

ralf · December 2024

"All for nothing" is a deal I can finally get behind...

JabJab · December 2024

@FAT32 said:

@slownedstark said: Can we add regards as an option next to thanks

Done.

You forgot the lower part. Outrageous.

(Dis)Regards,

_MS_ · December 2024

Savvy · December 2024

Hes planning to close it at page 1150

_MS_ · December 2024

r3k · December 2024

@Savvy said:
Hes planning to close it at page 1150

allthemtings · December 2024

the streets haven't forgot about @gigahost getting everyone horny for page 1000 then disappearing

_MS_ · December 2024

kadidala · December 2024

@admax said:

@kadidala said:

@admax said:

@kadidala said:

@FAT32 said:

30/11 09:00

MyVPSNetworks: $3/yr 512MB NAT in Prague Czech Republic

1 vCPU

512MB RAM

20GB SSD

50 IPv4 ports, /64 IPv6

1Gbps uplink

Anti DDoS

Service activation within 24 hours (manual setup)

Location: DCVega.cz Prague location

Quantity: 10

$3/yr

Order link

Has anyone bought this? Are you all able to use it properly?

Bought a VPS for one dollar a year for normal use, but you might need to keep tweaking and stay in constant communication with their tech support until it works.

They have not responded to me for many days.

Their tech and ticket support is terrible. It seems there's a time limit (14 days), but before the deadline, it might be a bit active for a while, and then it quickly turns into something like a popcorn drama! Good luck!😂

I didn't know I had to operate on PVE before I bought it, I thought it was a regular VPS, I guess many people are like me, and then it must have exploded.

r3k · December 2024

lukast__ · December 2024

It's gone! @FAT32 why?

Edit: It's there again!

Reguards

FAT32 · December 2024

@lukast__ said:

It's gone! FAT32 why?

Reguards

Because I fat-fingered

r3k · December 2024

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itsTomHarper · December 2024

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