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COMEBACKS
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
COMEBACKS
I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
COMEBACKS
You are like a cloud. When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.
COMEBACKS
Child, I’ve forgotten more than you ever knew.
COMEBACKS
I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
COMEBACKS
I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.
COMEBACKS
Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon.
COMEBACKS
Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
COMEBACKS
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
COMEBACKS
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
COMEBACKS
People like you are the reason I’m on medication.
COMEBACKS
Earth is full. Go home.
COMEBACKS
Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?
COMEBACKS
You fear success, but you really have nothing to worry about.
COMEBACKS
If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
COMEBACKS
Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.
COMEBACKS
If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
COMEBACKS
Your only purpose in life is to become an organ donor.
COMEBACKS
You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.
COMEBACKS
Grab a straw, because you suck.
COMEBACKS
Hey, you have something on your chin. No, the 3rd one down.
COMEBACKS
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.
COMEBACKS
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
COMEBACKS
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
COMEBACKS
You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
COMEBACKS
I believed in evolution until I met you.
COMEBACKS
That sounds like a you problem.
COMEBACKS
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything!
COMEBACKS
I told my therapist about you.
COMEBACKS
You’re my favorite person... besides every other person I’ve ever met.